Nude man charged with having sex with table

by **jenny247** on Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:25 pm

Haven't laughed out loud in work for ages, lets bitch about him!!! What a C*** flipping a table over and giving it the stiff one eye!!! outside where his neighbors could see, at least bring the table inside

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2 :lol:

by **tittiesandbeer** on Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:44 pm

what ever gives you wood,but in the garden,lol,i wonder if he had stockings on the legs and a big fatass Thong on it. :lol:

by **Hallie-Mae** on Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:55 am

"Art Price Jr: alleged table-sexer"

LMFAO

by **MrBald** on Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:23 pm

What's wrong with you guys and gals have you never fell in love with a table before!!!!!?????? :roll:

anyway...I've heard loads of stories of these "types" of whatever they f**king are

another fukwit that likes sex with what we class as "non sexual" objects

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html

by **beautifulsunset** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:09 pm

jenny247 wrote:Haven't laughed out loud in work for ages, lets bitch about him!!! What a C*** flipping a table over and giving it the stiff one eye!!! outside where his neighbors could see, at least bring the table inside

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2

that was funny. It made me laugh too

by **boingo** on Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:25 am

Was it consensual sex with the table? :lol:

by **franfran** on Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:41 pm

Was it a wooden or a plastic table? Somehow I don't think that would be a good place to have splinters!

by **boingo** on Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:08 am

I'm sure a plastic one could do some damage too at the seams where it was molded(spelling?).

I wonder if it was an outdoor table with the round hole for an umbrella, or something else. :lol:

by **TwistedMind** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:23 pm

lol

These stories are very disturbing.

by **stevie666** on Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:25 am

hope the table was the proper age to have sex

by **Lena** on Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:56 pm

Fred 75 must have been very horny

by **mogadishu** on Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:22 pm

Lena wrote:Fred 75 must have been very horny

Hopefully he can drop his resentment toward women now that he's found his dream partner.

by **salinger** on Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:27 pm

A trip to Ikea must be like going to a strip club for that guy.

by **salinger** on Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:28 pm

there was a guy who got done for sexing a bicycle, too. Did you hear about that one.

by **salinger** on Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:29 pm

What's the sexiest table? For me - antique, MILF!

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