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CHAV JOKES

Postby Guest » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:05 pm

[size=24]1. WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHAV WITH 2 BRAIN CELLS! GIFTED
2. WHAT HAPPENS TO A THOGHT IN A CHAVS HEAD? IT DIES OF LONELYNESS
3. WHAT WOULD BE A CHAVS FAVRITE SECOND NAME? WELLARD

JUST SAY IF U THINK THERE FUNNY!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby honbuns » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:23 am

Recycled essex girl jokes but still raise a smirk.
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Postby Guest » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:06 pm

I thought a chav with 2 brain cells was pregnant!
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Postby EmmyBee » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:51 am

. wrote:I thought a chav with 2 brain cells was pregnant!


:lol: That was the best out the lot!
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Postby Guest » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:27 pm

Here's the biggest chav joke ! Thier own dating site ! Full of mingers

http://chav-dating.diydating.com/
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Postby AnneCook » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:33 pm

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Postby AnneCook » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:34 pm

A chav in a suit the accused
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Postby AnneCook » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:37 pm

A university chav ....... an oxymoron
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Postby 20b&h » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:36 pm

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
























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Postby Hotel_Whiskey » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:55 pm

. wrote:Here's the biggest chav joke ! Thier own dating site ! Full of mingers

http://chav-dating.diydating.com/


Why of why did I feel the need to join?!

I was just too curious about who was actually on there!
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Postby H. Franklin Layne » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:15 am

what do you call a chav on a brand new mountain bike?


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Postby The Colonel » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:25 am

What do you call a living chav?


A shame.


What do you call a 14 year old chav girl without a kid?


Not one for family tradition.


What do you call a chav in a bin?


Non-recyclable.


What do you call an intelligent chav?


Mixed up at birth.


What do you call a clean smelling chav?


An infidel!
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