Who here has ever pissed standing up?

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Postby cosmicB on Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:53 am

So it would seem that "peeing whilst running" is extreme dedication to the goal...

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Postby franfran on Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:16 pm

..... and rather gross.
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Postby cosmicB on Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:15 am

Maybe in this topic, "who has ever pissed standing up", could be inversed for a moment, to who has tried, and filled their shoes?"...

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Postby minigirl on Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:10 pm

cosmicB wrote:Maybe in this topic, "who has ever pissed standing up", could be inversed for a moment, to who has tried, and filled their shoes?"...


well, i didn't "fill my shoes", but here's what i posted in this thread almost a year :shock: ago:
minigirl wrote:i took off my panties and gave it a go - it started off all right but after a while it was trickling down my leg. not an experience i think i'll repeat - from now on i'll pee the civilised way - sitting down.
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Postby cheekygirly69 on Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:03 pm

If you count a drunken night out; queue for ladies toilet too long, and going into the gents- BUT not daring to sit on the seat yet adopting a bending over hover motion; then yeah, i have peed standing up! lol.

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Postby cosmicB on Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:47 am

I wonders how many guys piss sitting..? I'll guess, umm.? 15 to 25 percent, depending on the country...

I wonders about America..? given that a survey found that about 35 percent of American women feel the need to wear rubber-gloves to touch their men's penises...

What percent of Women pee standing..? I'd guess it's about .005%... (just an "off the top" guess)...

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Postby Captain on Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:22 am

I mastered the art when I was a preschooler. I think i've posted about this before but i'll repeat..
When I was very young I thought everyone stood to pee because my mum closed the door when she went toilet, but my brother and stepdad left it open so I only ever saw people peeing upright. I assume she taught me to sit down originally but I would have probably thought something like "big kids/grown ups stand to pee"

She finally got through to me that girls sit down for poos AND wees :lol:

I would probably widdle down my leg now. :wink:
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Postby cosmicB on Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:19 am

Dyam!.. They should teach the art of doing stand-up peepee in schools...

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Postby beautifulgreeneyes on Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:46 am

It's a gorgeous sensation very slowly peeing standing up with your legs tightly crossed - especially through your knickers. Try it!

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Postby boingo on Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:13 am

I always pee standing up. :toilet: Then again, I'm equipped with a man-hose.
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Postby persona-non-grata on Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:33 pm

cosmicB wrote:I wonders how many guys piss sitting..? I'll guess, umm.? 15 to 25 percent, depending on the country...

I do, if I'm unsteady on my feet :wink: or half asleep.

Or sat at the PC.... :D

I've also done it lying down.... 8)

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Postby persona-non-grata on Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:36 pm

Captain wrote:I would probably widdle down my leg now. :wink:

And the problem with that is.... ??

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Postby franfran on Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:13 pm

I peed standing up this morning....




.... while I was in the shower.
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Postby Joyofsox on Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:20 pm

I have been too pissed to stand up to piss.
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Postby emmajane2 on Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:18 pm

in the shower, over a toilet, in a sink, behind a wall, in a car park, in a field, in the sea, in a gents public urinal, in the garden, oh and to shock a new boy friend alongside him and a mate in an alley

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