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Postby jinjin » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:58 am

tobinfest operates a electronic stores in New York City that has had a "Going Out of Business" sign on display for the past 10 years.
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Postby zilt » Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:51 am

jinjin once made ice cream using her own breast milk.
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Postby boingo » Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:13 am

Zilt likes to hide in trees and pee on passers by.
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Postby jinjin » Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:22 pm

boingo is Doctor Noonien Soong. He currently lives on the planet Omicron Theta, where he created an android with a positronic brain.
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Postby tobinfest » Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:41 pm

jinjin has had more plastic surgery in her life that now she qualities as the Bionic Woman. Her plastic surgeon uses her avator as his virtual model for other of his patients. This is very helpful for women, but confusing for male patients.
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Postby jinjin » Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:02 am

tobinfest took on a dare and stayed over-night in the Amsterdam Museum of Sex by posing as one on the display models.
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Postby tobinfest » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:41 pm

jinjin wrote:tobinfest took on a dare and stayed over-night in the Amsterdam Museum of Sex by posing as one on the display models.


jinjin approached the fake model to get a better look and got poked in the eye!
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Postby jinjin » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:08 am

tobinfest wrote:
jinjin wrote:tobinfest took on a dare and stayed over-night in the Amsterdam Museum of Sex by posing as one on the display models.


jinjin approached the fake model to get a better look and got poked in the eye!


The controls of the central air conditioning shorted. By morning, tobinfest resembled Frosty the Snowman.
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Postby zilt » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:09 am

If this was an actual room, jinjin would be very turned on, been the only female in the presence of several males.
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Postby boingo » Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:25 am

Zilt once licked a power point and liked the taste.
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Postby zilt » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:41 am

boingo's eyes fell out of their sockets so now they look for his body, which in turn is looking for them, but can't see anything.
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Postby boingo » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:09 pm

Zilt left a wet patch on the carpet and tried to hide it by covering it with a cushion.
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Postby jinjin » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:30 pm

boingo can rotate his head 720 degrees
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Postby boingo » Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:57 am

JinJin uses real silk toilet paper.
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Postby jinjin » Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:35 pm

When boingo gets excited, he can do push ups without using his hands. :P
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