fingering

[cant say]

hi im a boy and my girlfriend wanked me of but i didnt cum wen she stop but then 2mins l8er i felt my dick and a little bit of cum was onit and then i got a bit on my finger and wiped it of in my boxers then 10mins after i fingerd her do u think she cud get pregnant????

[hattyrare]

no.

[Guest]

no she wont be pregnant and you carnt get pregnant off doing that

[yuqingeng]

Existentialist
The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: "Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?"

Sartre replied, "Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream".

Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fill the order and Sartre returned to working.

A few minutes later, however, the waitress returned and said, "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream... how about with no milk?"

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