I was at a stag party some years ago with a load of guys in the back room of a pub. The height of the evening was a stripper who stood on a table and did her stuff, much to the admiration of the onlooking guys! Now, there was one chap at the back who was always a little weird and liked to play on this to enhance his 'wacky, off the wall' reputation. Anyhooey, this guy was standing at the back in the hope of a good old eyfull without the risk of being singled out by the pretty lady but she seemed to spot him a mile off and zeroed in on him and dragged him up onto the table. This guy was beetroot as she slowly removed his clothes while dancing around him, then to everyones shock and horror as she removed his trousers he had the biggest, baggiest dishwater grey Y fronts with blue piping. It was horrible and the image is burned into my memory forever

It just goes to prove the old adage your mum used to tell you, make sure you have clean underwear on incase you get run over! Or grabbed by a stripper!