Share A Fact About You ......

[superbb]

I'd still like to flick it.

[Winston Smith]

It's just, so not the image we have of you.

I like it. I also have three piercings on my right ear lobe and one on the top of my right ear. And one more on my left ear lobe. I only wear an earring on the one on the top of my right ear nowadays though...it's been ages since I wore any in the others.

[Aqua]

It's just, so not the image we have of you.

I like it. I also have three piercings on my right ear lobe and one on the top of my right ear. And one more on my left ear lobe. I only wear an earring on the one on the top of my right ear nowadays though...it's been ages since I wore any in the others.

Winston...you're a bit of a dark horse methinks.

[Lucylastic]

*Erases slippers from feet of mental picture of Winston.*

[Joyofsox]

*Erases slippers from feet of mental picture of Winston.*

Too right.

He's not like me.

[Winston Smith]

*Erases slippers from feet of mental picture of Winston.*

Yeah, well. Along with my shaved head I sometimes give the wrong impression to people. Strangers expect me to be an uneducated thug who reads The Sun. They are always surprised when they find out I actually read history books and a quality newspaper. It doesn't fit with the pigeonhole they have already put me in.

[jinjin]

I am not wearing any knickers.

[ZiaAries]

It's just, so not the image we have of you.

+ 1

*Erases slippers from feet of mental picture of Winston.*

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*summons mental image eraser

[Winston Smith]

I had my hair cut today. And had a shave. And strimmed my nostril hair.
Damn it feels good!

[franfran]

I was going to wax my legs today, but didn't get around to it. Maybe I'll do it tomorrow...

Can't say I feel any need to trim my nostril hairs though...

[Winston Smith]

Can't say I feel any need to trim my nostril hairs though...

One of the perils of being a man and getting old. You lose hair where you want it and gain it where you don't.

[Aqua]

Can't say I feel any need to trim my nostril hairs though...

One of the perils of being a man and getting old. You lose hair where you want it and gain it where you don't.

Let's not shatter the illusion just yet...please tell us you've not got to the stage when the ears have random hairs sprouting from them too, which require plucking.

[Winston Smith]

Can't say I feel any need to trim my nostril hairs though...

One of the perils of being a man and getting old. You lose hair where you want it and gain it where you don't.

Let's not shatter the illusion just yet...please tell us you've not got to the stage when the ears have random hairs sprouting from them too, which require plucking.

Hmmm...getting there I'm afraid. Luckily my wife keeps on top of them and attacks me with a pair of tweezers like some sort of advanced but demented chimp.

[Joyofsox]

Perhaps they could be collected and knitted into a balaclava.

[Aqua]

Can't say I feel any need to trim my nostril hairs though...

One of the perils of being a man and getting old. You lose hair where you want it and gain it where you don't.

Let's not shatter the illusion just yet...please tell us you've not got to the stage when the ears have random hairs sprouting from them too, which require plucking.

Hmmm...getting there I'm afraid. Luckily my wife keeps on top of them and attacks me with a pair of tweezers like some sort of advanced but demented chimp.

I do exactly the same with my fella, and he yelps everytime...I keep telling him it's just like removing a plaster..it has to be quick