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Once I had to pee

Postby Cambridge on Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:33 am

Once I had to pee while hiking with this gf, whom I’d not had any sort of intercourse or anything. So, she seems all huffy about it, yet she stays right by my side as I pull it out and go for it. I had expected her to go look at the beautiful scenery or something, but no…she stays and watches my thing (what should I call it, my manhood?) urinate. What’s up with that?
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Postby WhiteTrash on Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:02 pm

She was window shopping :wink:
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Postby Who? on Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:18 pm

She wanted to make sure you didn't piss on any nice flowers. The ladies love nice flowers 8)
That's a shame. Sometimes in life you have to soar like Icarus, and other times play it safe like Cliff Thorburn...
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Postby WhiteTrash on Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:20 pm

We sure do who? :lol:

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Postby Who? on Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:20 pm

WhiteTrash wrote:We sure do who? :lol:

How are you today?

I'm fine WhiteTrash... you? :D
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Postby TwistedMind on Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:27 pm

She was window shopping


lol
she's just checking out how big is your gun :lol:
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Postby Cambridge on Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:07 pm

:lol: And how big is the kick..but ya gotta test fire it for that.
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Postby Ivan Diederhoff on Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:43 am

just be glad she didn't tell you to point it towards the exposed underground electric cable! :lol:
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Postby The Colonel on Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:44 am

Can't say I'd mind. :lol:
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Postby Cambridge on Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:27 am

The Colonel wrote:Can't say I'd mind. :lol:


:lol: But, alas, she said nothing. She just stood there and stared until she finally... **readers, become an author...finish the story** :lol: :lol:

Later: what can I say. This whimsical thread has taken on legs that even I would never have expected. :lol:
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