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"Be Bold with Bananas" by Fruit Distributors Ltd and the Australian Banana Growers Council
"Cannibals in the Cafeteria" by Stephen Pile
"Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself" by Dale Power
"Golfing for Cats" by Alan Coren
"Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers" by Derek Willan
"How to Avoid Huge Ships" by John Trimmer
"How to Read a Book" by Mortimer Adler and Charles Van Doren
"If at All Possible, Involve a Cow" by Neil Steinberg
"It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big
knickers" by Louise Rennison
"Lose Weight through Great Sex with Celebrities the Elvis Way" by Colin McEnroe
"People Who Don't Know They're Dead" by Gary Leon Hill
"Scouts in Bondage" by Michael Bell
"The Incomplete Book of Failures" by Stephen Pile
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"20 Years in Chinese Porno" by Wun Hung Guy
"7 Days in the Saddle" by Blue Balls
"A Bolt of Lightning" by Frank N. Stein
"A Call for Assistance" by Linda Hand
"A Great Plenty" by E. Nuff
"A Long Walk" by Miss DeBus
"A Sale of Two Titties" by Madam Lust
"A Trip to the Dentist" by Yin Pain
"A Whole Lot of Cats" by Kitt N. Caboodle
"AIDS in the '90's" by Sharon MacHunt
"Advertisments" by Bill Bored
"Aerobics made easy" by Ben Hur Dover
"Almost Missed the Bus" by Justin Time
"Alternatives to Sun Tanning" by Rub Shitonyou
"Always Flooding" by Miss S. Hippie
"And the Other People" by Allan Sundry
"Animal Illnesses" by Ann Thrax
"Antlers in the Treetops" by Who Goosed Moose
"April Fool!" by Sue Prize
"Are you a Millionaire?" by Jonah Lott
"Armed Heists" by Robin Banks
"Artificial Clothing" by Polly Ester
"Artificial People" by Frank N. Stein
"Artificial Weightlessness" by Andy Gravity
"Assault with Battery" by Eva Ready
"Assertiveness" by May Bee
"Asstrological Proctology" by Dr Uranus
"Attack From Behind" by Ben Dover
"Avoid AIDS - Just Beat It" by Michael Jackson
"Baker's Man" by Patty Cake
"Baking Soda" by Armund Hammer
"Beekeeping" by A. P. Arry
"Beer Drinker's Guide" by Ima Belcher
"Big Fart!" by Hugh Jass
"Bilious Attacks" by Eva Lott
"Bite the Big One" by Mary Will-Chokonet
"Blood on the Saddle" by Kotex Kid
"Blood on the Sheets" by Aunt Flow
"Bloody Hurdles" by Won Hung Lowe
"Breaking the Law" by Kermit A. Krime
"Bring to the Grocer's" by R. List
"Brown Spots on the Wall" by Flung Dung & Flung Poo
"Budget Cuts for 1993" by Bill Clinton
"Bulimia for Beginners" by Chuck M. Up
"Candle-Vaulting" by Jack B. Nimble
"Catholic School Girls" by Sister Mae B. Ahore
"Chinese Hernia" by Huan Hung Lo
"Chinese Population Explosion" by Phuc Um Yung
"Christmas for Baldies" by Yule Brynner
"Circumcision" by Dick Hertz
"Cloning" by Irma Dubble II
"Clothes for Germ Kings" by Mike Robes
"Come on in!" by Doris Open
"Constipation" by Hunng Doo
"Cooking Spaghetti" by Al Dente
"Covered Walkways" by R. Kade
"Crime Does Not Pay" by Laura Norder
"Crocodile Dundee" by Ali Gator
"Crowd Control" by General Panic
"Cry Wolf" by Al Armist
"Cures For Impotence" by Hugh E. Rection
"Daddy are We There Yet?" by Miles Away
"Danger!" by Luke Out
"Dark Olden Times" by Knight Time
"Deep Secrets" by Kant Tellem
"Desert Crossing" by I. Rhoda Camel
"Discipline in the Home" by Wilma Child Begood
"Don't Go Without Me" by Isa Cummin
"Don't Wake The Baby" by Elsie Cries
"Downpour!" by Wayne Dwops
"Ecclesiastical Infractions" by Cardinal Sin
"Ejaculation" by Jack Mehoff
"Elephant's Dong" by Miles Long
"Equine Leg Cramps" by Charlie Horse
"Errors and Accidents" by Miss Takes and Miss Haps
"Exercise on Wheels" by Cy Kling
"Exotic Irish Plants" by Phil O'Dendron
"Explosives Made Easy" by Click N. Boom
"Explosives Made Easy" by Stan Wellback
"Fade Away" by Peter Out
"Falling Trees" by Tim Burr
"Falling over the Mountain" by Ilene Dover
"Feel of Her
panties" by N. Braille
"Fifty Yards to the Outhouse" by Willy Makit and Betty Doant
"Fill in the Box" by Mark Detest
"First One In" by Buster Hymen
"Fishing Hole" by Mike Hunt
"Flogging in the Army" by Corporal Punishment
"Fly By Night Gift Distribution" by S. Claus
"Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks" by Paul Bunion
"French Overpopulation" by Francis Crowded
"French Rupture" by Jacques Tutite
"Fruity Sex" by Ben D. Bannana
"Full Moon" by Seymour Buns
"Fun Times in the Sleeping Bag" by Nap Sack
"." by Monty Carlos
"Gay Men" by Homer Sexuall
"Get Moving!" by Sheik Aleg
"Get Out There!" by Sally Forth
"Go to Hell" by Hugo First
"Golly Gosh!" by G. Whiz
"Good Housekeeping" by Lottie Dust
"Good Works" by Ben Evolent
"Got No Friends" by Bea O. Problem
"Grave Mistakes" by Paul Bearer
"Greasing Your Chicken" by Slick Chick
"Guide to Home Surgery" by Suture Self
"Gun Control" by Bamm Bamm
"Gunslingers with Gas" by Wyatt Urp
"Halloween Activities" by Bob N. Forapples
"Happy New Year!" by Mary Christmas
"Hard Life in China" by Rick Shaw
"Hawaiian ." by Swell Curls
"He Disappeared!" by Otto Sight
"He's Contagious!" by Lucas Measles
"Her 72 HHH's" by Max A. Mum
"Here I Come" by R. U. Reddy
"High Hurdles" by Mr. Numnuts
"Highway Travel" by Dusty Rhodes
"History of Russian Castrators" by Day Cutchorcockoff
"Hit Below the Belt" by Lord Howitt Hertz
"Holy Mattress" by Mr. Completely
"Honesty and Integrity in Nicaragua" by George Bush
"Hot Dog!" by Frank Furter
"Hot times with Hustler" by Paige Turner
"House Construction" by Bill Jerome Holme
"How Radio Works" by Anne Tenna
"How to Annoy" by Aunt Agonize
"How to Gain Weight" by Ima Hog
"How to Get AIDS" by Sharon Peters
"How to Get Into Debt" by Over Charge
"How to Get Rid of Bullies" by Buzz Off
"How to Keep Very Old Furniture
"How to Kill Yourself" by Pul D. Triger
"How to Pick up Girls" by I. M. Horney
"How to Tell the Future" by Chris Taball
"How to Tour the Prison" by Robin Steele
"How to Write a Will" by Ben E. Factor
"How to make your Husband Happy" by Faye Korgasem
"How we got to Bethlehem" by Don Keys
"Husband In My Daughter" by Mia Farrow
"Hypnotism" by N. Tranced
"I Didn't Do It!" by Ivan Alibi
"I Hate Fighting" by Boris Hell
"I Hate Monday Mornings" by Gaetan Oop
"I Hate the Sun" by Gladys Knight
"I Hit the Wall" by Isadore There
"I Like Fish" by Ann Chovie
"I Like Liquor" by Ethyl Alcohol
"I Like Weeding Gardens" by Manuel Labour
"I Lived in Detroit" by Helen Earth
"I Lost My Balance" by Eileen Dover and Paul Down
"I Love Crowds" by Morris Merrier
"I Love Fractions" by Lois C. Denominator
"I Love Mathematics" by Adam Up
"I Love Wills" by Benny Fishery
"I Must Fix the Car!" by Otto Doit
"I Need Insurance" by Justin Case
"I Say So!" by Frank O. Pinion
"I Was a Cloakroom Attendant" by Mahatma Coate
"I Win!" by U. Lose
"I Work with Diamonds" by Jules Sparkle
"I don't have no Drinkin Problem!" by Al Coholic
"I'm Fine" by Howard Yu
"I'm Someone Else" by Ima Nonymous
"I'm an Alcoholic" by Denton Fenders
"If I Invited Him..." by Woody Kum
"In the Arctic Ocean" by Isa Berg
"i***** is Best" by Woody Allen
"Irish Flooring" by Lynn O'Leum
"It's Magic!" by Sven Gali
"It's Unfair!" by Y. Me
"It's a Holdup!" by Nick R. Elastic
"It's a Shocker" by Alec Tricity
"Judging Fast Food" by Warren Berger
"Kangaroo Illnesses" by Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
"Karate for Beginners" by Flora Mugger
"Keep it Clean!" by Armand Hammer
"Keep off-topic messages out of echos" by Mod R. Ator
"Kidnapped" by Caesar Quick
"Knocked for Six" by Esau Stars
"Late Again" by Misty Buss
"Lawyers of Suffering" by Grin and Barrett
"Learn how to BBS in 57,176 easy steps" by Dr. Dos
"Leo Tolstoy" by Warren Peace
"Let's Do it Now!" by Igor Beaver
"Life As a Double Amputee" by Dick Dragon
"Life in Chicago" by Wendy City
"Look at all the F****** Indians" by General Custer
"Looking as Good as New" by Ann Teak
"Los Angeles Pachyderms" by L.A. Funt
"Lots of Excitement" by Hugh N. Cry
"Magnificent Mounds of Mammary Mass" by Grand Peaks
"Making Waterproof Clothes" by Anne O'Rack
"Many Loves of Dracula" by A. Dora Neck
"Maritime Disasters" by Andrea Doria
"May Flowers" by April Showers
"Measles Collision!" by Kay Rash
"Medically Soothing Beverages" by Dr. Pepper
"Mensa Man" by Gene Yuss
"Mexican Revenge" by Monty Zuma
"Miles and miles of little brown piles" by Squat and Leavitt
"Military Defeats" by Major Disaster and General Mayhem
"Military Rule" by Marshall Law
"Mineralogy for Giants" by Chris Tall
"Miss Demeaner" by Park Flasher
"Modern Tree Watches" by Anna Log
"Monkey Shines" by Bob Boone
"More for Your Money" by Max Amize
"Mosquito Bites" by Ivan Itch
"Mountain Climbing" by Andover Hand
"Music of the Sea" by Lawrence Whelk
"Musical Gunfighters" by The Okay Chorale
"My Dad's a Mortician" by Phil Degraves
"My Happiest Day" by Trudy Light
"My Life in the Gutter" by Yves Trough
"My Lost Causes" by Noah Veil
"No More Circuit Breakers!" by Ira Fuse
"Noise is Forbidden!" by Nada Loud
"Nutsack on the Fence" by One Hung Low
"Off To Market" by Tobias A. Pigg
"Open the Robe" by Seymore Hair
"Oral Fantasy" by Neal & Bob
"Oral Sex Techniques" by N. Onegulp and Elly May Swallow
"Outdoor Activities" by Alf Resco
"Overweight Vegetables" by O. Beets
"PC Board Repairman" by Solder Medic
"Pain Relief" by Ann L. Gesick
"Pain and Sorrow" by Anne Guish
"Pain in My Body" by Otis Leghurts
"Parachute Jumping" by Rip Cord
"Parachuting" by Hugo First
"Perverted Mushrooms" by M. Morel
"Pig-breeding" by Lena Bacon
"Piles in the Desert" by Squatin Leavit
"Play It Safe" by Justin Case
"Poetry in Baseball" by Homer
"Popping the BIG One" by Mary Mepleeze
"Practicing the Fine Art of Sincerity" by Will E. Pulitof
"Preaching to Hell's Angels" by Pastor Redlight
"Precious Meat" by Sal Ami
"Proctology Made Easy" by Ilene Dover
"Professional Boxing" by I. C. Stars
"Puddles On the Moon" by P. Miles
"Puddles on the Moon" by P.P. Longshot
"Pull with All You've Got!" by Eve Ho
"Quilting" by Oliver You
"Racketeering" by Dennis Court
"Red Vegetables" by B. Troot
"Riel Ambush!" by May T. Surprise
"Robots" by Anne Droid
"Running Bare" by Izzy Naked
"Running Milk" by I. Suckatit
"Rusty Bed-springs" by I. P. Nightly
"Salad Dressings" by Myra Culwhip
"Sand to Glass in 5 Seconds" by Saddem Hussein
"School Reader" by C. Dick & Jane Ronn
"Screaming Wildly" by One Hung Low
"Sea Birds" by Al Batross
"Sex Drive" by Myla Bido
"Sex in the Vatican" by Ho Lee Phuk
"Sex with a Virgin" by Buster Cherry
"Ship Mysteries" by Marie Celeste
"Shorter Mini-skirts" by Seymour Heiny
"Sinking Ships" by Captain Leadballs
"Slam Dunking" by Dick Slick
"Sliding down the Flag Pole" by Dick Burns
"Slimy Bedsheets" by Ivan Jakinov
"Slipping & Sliding" by Slick Dick
"Smart Beer Making" by Bud Wiser
"Smash His Lobster!" by Buster Crabbe
"Snakes of the World" by Anna Conda
"Soak Your Ex-Husband" by Ali Money
"Sofa so Good" by Chester Field
"Songs from 'South .'" by Sam and Janet Evening
"Spectacles" by I. C. Clearly
"Spots On The Wall" by Pickett & Flickit
"Spring" by April N. May
"Stinkin Fecal Matter" by Seth Pool
"Stop Arguing" by Xavier Breath
"String Instruments" by Viola Player
"Suction Power of Prostitutes" by Haywood Jablomee
"Sunday Service" by Neil Downe
"Surprised!" by Omar Gosh
"Sushi Sausage" by Chu Long Dong
"Sweet Feminine Hygiene" by Honey Uptwat
"Teach Me!" by I. Wanda Know
"Temporary Secretary" by Daisy Wheel
"Ten Pins" by Mr Stike
"The Abandoned House" by Rusty Gates
"The Arctic Ocean" by I.C. Waters
"The Art of Secret Dating" by Rhonda Voo
"The Art of Shoplifting" by Phil Mypockets
"The Big Snitch" by Ima Telling
"The Broken Bra Strap" by Juan Hung Lo
"The Credit Card" by Wright N. Bills
"The Cunning Linguist" by I. Liquoroff
"The Danger of Hang Gliding" by Cliff Jumper
"The Day William Died" by Bill D. Coffin
"The Effects of Alcohol" by Sir Osis of Liver
"The Electrocuted ChinaMan" by Me Fucke Walsocket
"The Excitement of Trees" by I. M. Board
"The Fall of a Watermelon" by S. Platt
"The Glass Brassier" by Seymour Tit
"The Great Bank Robbery" by I. Carrie Itoff
"The Great Escape" by Freida Convict
"The Great Fabrication" by Paul E. Ester
"The Green Stream" by I.P. Pus
"The Hawaiian r****" by Kamanawanna Layanow
"The Housing Problem" by Rufus Quick
"The Human Brain" by Sarah Bellum
"The Industrial Revolution" by Otto Mattick
"The Japanese way of Death" by Harri Kari
"The Laser Weapon" by Ray Gunn
"The Last Breath" by N. D. Agony
"The Life of a Prisoner" by Iben Framed
"The Lion Attacked" by Claudia Armoff
"The Lion's Revenge" by Claude Balls
"The Man in the Bush" by Rock Hard
"The Modern Woman" by Ima Bitsh
"The Palace Roof has a Hole" by Lee King
"The Philosophy of Sex" by Ophelia Kant
"The Polish Milkman" by I. Pultitsky
"The Pressure of running a Gas Station" by Aaron Datires
"The Red River" by Anita Rag
"The Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls
"The Romantic Ghost" by U. Will Lovitt
"The Ruined Sheets" by C. Menstains
"The Rupture" by Wun Hung Low
"The Russian Rabbi" by Ikan Kutchurpekkerof
"The Secretary Spread" by Hugh Jass
"The Solar System" by P. Lanets & Son
"The Strongman" by Everard Muscles
"The Unknown Rodent" by A. Nonny Mouse
"The Ups and Downs of Sperm Banking" by Jack Ulate
"The Virgin Fag" by Ty Tass
"The Worst Journey in the World" by Ellen Back
"Theft and Robbery" by Andy Tover
"Things Men like Women to Do" by Stroke McGroin
"Things Women like Men to Do" by Lap Hurpussy
"Things to Cook Meat In" by Stu Potts
"Those Funny Dogs" by Joe Kur
"Tiping the Outhouse" by John Turner
"Trails In The Sand" by Peter Dragon
"Traveling Insects" by Bugs Oliver Windshield
"Tug of War" by Paul Hard
"Turtle Racing" by Eubie Quick
"Two Thousand Pounds!" by Juan Ton
"Tyrant of the Potatoes" by Dick Tater
"Under The Grandstands" by Seymore Butts
"Under the Bleachers" by Seymore Butts
"Unsolved Mysteries" by N. Igma
"Untitled Russian Tragedy" by Whobit Chakokoff
"Upset Dogs" by Mr. Legs
"Upstream" by Sam N. Fishing
"Vietnamese Cuisine Cooking" by Good Doggy
"Wake Up!" by Sal Ammoniac
"Webster's Words" by Dick Shunnary
"Wet All Over" by Rainy Skye
"What Irish people put in there back yard" by Patty o' Furniture
"Whatchamacallit!" by Thingum Bob
"Where to Find Islands" by Archie Pelago
"White Spots on the Wall" by Flung Cum
"Who Killed C*** Robin?" by Howard I. Know
"Why Cars Stop" by M.T. Tank
"Willie Win" by Betty Wont
"Win the PMS Battle" by Les Moody
"Wind Instruments" by Tom Bone
"Winning the Race" by Vic Tree
"Without Warning" by Oliver Sudden
"Yellow River" by I. P. Daily
"You're Eyes and You" by I. C. Clearly
"You're Kidding!" by Shirley U. Jest
"You're a Bundle of Laughs" by Vera Funny
