Who here has ever pissed standing up?

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Postby persona-non-grata on Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:56 pm

And did it shock him?

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Postby VikkiG on Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:30 pm

emmajane2 wrote:in the shower, over a toilet, in a sink, behind a wall, in a car park, in a field, in the sea, in a gents public urinal, in the garden, oh and to shock a new boy friend alongside him and a mate in an alley


Whoa! Go girlfriend!

I'm assuming we arent counting in the shower most mornings cos Im too lazy to sit on the pot first?!

I've done this a fair bit. It took a bit of practiice to be able to do it with clothes on but I got there in the end. I think its over rated though. Its much easier just to squat - especially if youve had a few drinks. (Trust me on this - I once managed to soak my jeans while trying to show off to a friend when we both went to pee behind the shops on the way home from a night on the town!!! :oops: )

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Postby sarahjanehenderson on Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:31 pm

piacere wrote:
cosmicB wrote:Good plan, if you don't want to get it in your shoes...
So, Who has ever peed running..?


I have read interesting posts by people who pee themselves while jogging or running (for example, at a marathon event). I always assumed they'd stop for a moment to pee and then continue. But I am not sure. Any opinions or experiences?


I regularly pee myself while out jogging. It is more comfortable than running with a full bladder. It is easier with shorts because the pee just runs down my legs and quickly dries off. I have learned how to pee as I'm running along, and that way nobody really notices you and the pee doesn't end up in my socks!

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Postby cosmicB on Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:12 am

...So that's why sometimes there's long wet spots and splats on the seawall, that smell like pee... I was wondering... Ever tried using the toilet..? then others jogging don't need to run through, and smell, someones pee...
Some have slipped and fallen from those wet spots...
I'm relieved that you free-form joggers don't take dumps while jogging.. or things would be much worse on the circuit...

Maybe you shouldn't drink so much liquid before a run...
Or use the potty before the run...
Or wear a bag.. or a diaper...
Or just squat in the bushes.. or do it standing by a tree...

Not wanting to offend you.. Only want to wake you to the fact that others live in this world too, who do not value your peepee territory-marking the public foot-paths, where healthy people go to jog to maintain being healthy and limber, without having to run through people's excrements...

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Postby H. Franklin Layne on Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:09 am

cosmic, look at the bright side, now you can have a private laugh when you watch a string of dogs all sniffing and peeing on the same areas! :lol:

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Postby cosmicB on Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:11 am

oh yay...

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Postby franfran on Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:13 pm

Can't help thinking though that peeing standing up may not be such a great idea - I mean, what happens if you start and then realise you have to do a number two.....
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Postby persona-non-grata on Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:34 pm

franfran wrote:Can't help thinking though that peeing standing up may not be such a great idea - I mean, what happens if you start and then realise you have to do a number two.....

I guess then you have some quick decision making to do... :?

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Postby persona-non-grata on Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:36 pm

VikkiG wrote:I'm assuming we arent counting in the shower most mornings cos Im too lazy to sit on the pot first?!

That's not lazy - that's conserving water....


I once managed to soak my jeans while trying to show off to a friend when we both went to pee behind the shops on the way home from a night on the town!!! :oops:

That sounds just fine - will you show off to me? :D

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Postby cosmicB on Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:39 am

Sarah probably has it right on top of the culture, given that astronauts piss in their pants on the job, and they are the culture's suppos-ed most "elite"... Keep-on pissing your pretty panties Sarah.. but don't slow down or you'll fill your runners...

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Postby sarahjanehenderson on Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:25 pm

Well obviously I don't pee in a place that would cause other people to slip. Peeing while jogging only leaves a small trail of droplets on the ground and much of the pee remains down the insides of my legs

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Postby cosmicB on Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:28 pm

I suppose it's not such a bad thing hun... When I scuba dive in the frigid waters of the Northern-. I pee in my wet suit... It keeps me warm for a little while, so pee is good for something... But scuba rental suits sure do smell bad... everyone pisses in them... Maybe they should be relabeled "scuba-toilets"...

On deep-woods camping trips I pee in a bottle, and pour it on trees all around the campsite, six feet higher than any animal can pee... It keeps critters out of the area... I suppose they figure that something that could pee that high must be Huge, and best avoided...
To keep the lowlifes out of my yard from the next-door cocaine marketing parties I pour pee on the trees between the yards... It actually works...
I bet that bitch next door uses a party theme to market her product twice a week... About ten dudes per party, at about 50-bucks a gram of crack.. she must be making at least a grand per week just from those parties... I bet she does a party a day, and has a route... That would be about $10-grand a month... I bet she thinks she "has a life".. but she doesn't know she has burned out her soul, and half her life... I bet she could have someone murdered at the drop of a hat.. and probably has... A scary demon-bitch she is...

A thought on that "pissing while running".. Rub vaseline on your legs so the piss will roll off like water off a duck's back... And wear nylon clothing that piss doesn't stick to... Best is to use the toilet before the run...

Another idea.. for fat runners vaseline on the legs would stop the chaffing from legs abrading each other...
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Postby piacere on Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:56 am

sarahjanehenderson wrote:Well obviously I don't pee in a place that would cause other people to slip. Peeing while jogging only leaves a small trail of droplets on the ground and much of the pee remains down the insides of my legs


...discolouring the material for sure. Doesn't it give you away (or don't you care)? Ever had glances or comments?

:wink: (love it)

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Postby cosmicB on Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:13 pm

I just got this flash pix of the runners in the Olympics, all pissing their pants on the circuit... At the end of the race they're all getting hozed-down over a drain...

The announcer, "Number three of Britain has just released its urine"...

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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby RixTex15 on Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:05 pm

Well I've never seen a girl standing to pee, but it is on my list of things to see someday............

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