The tightness of my vagina

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The tightness of my vagina

Postby Mandy/uk on Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:39 am

Hi :D

My boyfriend took my virginity and since then we've been enjoying varied sex. Is my fanny going to become looser the more we make love? I try to swap where he fucks me and cums, so that he fucks and cums in my bottom or mouth (then tummy) if he wants and doesn't enter my fanny as much. I like the Anal and blowjobs, but would like to know if limiting the regular lovemaking like this will make for a tighter fanny or is there another way?

:)

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Postby under_assertive on Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:52 pm

Smoking is the only thing besides explosives that can expand the the fanny elastimosa on a permanent basis.

Many woman who smoke will probably respond to this information saying something along the lines of "thats a load of 'ollocks" ... but it's TRUE !!!

Smoking is bad for the fanny ... and it makes you smell like road kill.
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Postby Commander Billyo on Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:54 pm

Don't worry about a thing, my dear. The Commander, who's seen coochies on five continents, will be round in jiffy to carry out his inspection. It's true that I'm not a gynaecologist, but I'm willing to have a look.

Do Kegel exercises if you're worried, and, if you really don't want to get stretched, then don't have kids...but a C*** can't stretch you like that.

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Postby FFFCaroline on Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:38 pm

under_assertive wrote:Smoking is the only thing besides explosives that can expand the the fanny elastimosa on a permanent basis.

Many woman who smoke will probably respond to this information saying something along the lines of "thats a load of 'ollocks" ... but it's TRUE !!!

Smoking is bad for the fanny ... and it makes you smell like road kill.


You said it....It is a load of crap...I smoked for years...Had three kids and am as nice and tight as when I was young....

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Postby under_assertive on Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:11 pm

See !? See ? ... I told ya!! Didn't I tell ya?!

.oO(Must be working for the tobacco industry or something ... part of the vaaaast right wing new world order conspriracy to get womans vaginas all floppy and flacid and stinky)
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