Arthur Kade is Too Hot For Angelina Jolie

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Arthur Kade is Too Hot For Angelina Jolie
By Hamilton Nolan, 3:40 PM on Mon Mar 23 2009, 1,185 views Our friend Arthur Kade is moving up in the world! Philly's most inane John Fitzgerald Page knockoff is in a movie with Angelina Jolie. Eh, Arthur Kade has f*cked hotter chicks:

Arthur's an extra (Just like JFP!) in Salt, so he's been spending a lot of time hanging out with Angelina—but sadly, she "didn't live up to the hype":

She was probably only 5'6", and fragile thin. I thought she was wearing a ton of make-up, and felt like she may look a bit older than what she is. She is definitely unique looking, but I feel like I have dated much hotter women than her, and outside of some special features that she has (eyes, cheekbones, and lips), I couldn't really say that she would stick out for me if I saw her at a hot club like 1Oak or Rosebar. She almost appears "mother hot", rather than "stripper hot", and I would probably rate her an 8.5-9 on my looks scale. I am not that sure that I would even feel the need to come up and initiate a conversation with her if I met her out somewhere. Ironically, the older woman next to me felt that Jolie made eye contact with me several times, and joked "I think she likes you", and "that's why she keeps bumping into you". I guess no more dreams of her being the next Mrs. Kade.
Sucks for her. When not hanging with Angelina or mackin on some some total 9's in the VIP section in AC, Arthur is giving interviews about his crazy lifestyle, punishing the heavy bag for upwards of 30 seconds, and filming video auditions for the QVC network in which he sells you his jeans that sport the "indigo wash—the hottest, trendiest wash." Watch and learn, normals.

http://gawker.com/5180929/arthur-kade-i ... lina-jolie

[ft345]

I guess "she's hot in a mom way". OHHHH, how humiliating. He didn't mention anything about her body being hot.



Nsi, Ono

[Marmalade_Sky]

This is sad, for a 33-year-old to be "eh" to some extra. Poor Ho - she has really seen better days, hasn't she? Good thing she doesn't care about her appearance, after all, the only thing that matters to her now, is being a mom. Did you know she was a mom? I just read that somewhere. I was shocked! I had no idea.

[English Rose is Guestreque]

Awwww, poor, poor angie, poor momma angie, the tranny beauty only loons find HWAT!!! HER SECRET IS UNRAVELING and she's nothing but photoshop/plastic surgery beauty and media crowned beauty.

Aginglina's become hard sell for even the media and the loons these days, there's so much lie you can tell at some point you have to put the breaks on and say "wait a minute even I don't buy that". Most loons are at that stage and the rest are just cutting their nose to spite their face and getting madder at Jen becuz of that.

What's more, loons and paid media are now jealous h8ters of Jens beauty, the woman they labelled fugly before, have now shown the world that she's beautiful and sexy all over, all along, she's just not into using it to climb the ladder. They're now calling her superficial becuz she's beautiful in and out, bodyiicious, bootylicious and leggylicious.

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Poor guy, he doesn't know what he's in for. The loons have invaded his blog with a vengeance. Wouldn't surprise me if he retracts his comments somehow.

http://cretincountry.blogspot.com/2009/ ... notes.html

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Poor guy, he doesn't know what he's in for. The loons have invaded his blog with a vengeance. Wouldn't surprise me if he retracts his comments somehow.

http://cretincountry.blogspot.com/2009/ ... notes.html

oops, this link is better..............

http://arthurkade.com/2009/03/21/angelina-jolie/

[Vajranagini]

Maybe some antis should "invade" with a link to OUR site! I don't know where anyone gets that this is a diss, and he sounds rather like an idiot, anyway. One moment he's saying "she wouldn't stick out for me at a hot club", and the next minute he's saying she's a 8.5-9 (out of a 10, one would presume); that's hardly a "low score". he'll probably sing a different song once she offers to blow him (either literally, or figuratively, by sharing a few lines of "unstepped-on" blow)

[Guest]

I think this is a realistic perception of how she is really seen by men. She looks F****** old. All her plastic surgeries, botox and restalyne has done the opposite of what she has wanted to create. Thankfully she's so narcisstic she got the Michael Jackson effect, and now looks clownish. You may think she's headed down the road of Liz Taylor personally - alone. Physically Liz never changed her looks, she's beautiful at any age or weight. Jolie is going to end up looking like a marionette clown puppet - alone.

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Ironically, the older woman next to me felt that Jolie made eye contact with me several times, and joked "I think she likes you", and "that's why she keeps bumping into you"

These are the best kind of reports. An actual live person making the comment himself not some anon friend reported by people magazine.

With just this one statement alone, he destroyed a bunch of loon fantasies. They are already pissed off about the smack, & break up reports. They're not getting the picture confirmations that they so desperately need, and are getting angrier by the day.

If angie is making passes at another man, even confirmed by the old woman this does not bode well for the so-called hollywood royal couple.

Arthur Kade is probably going WTF did I do? I was just expressing my feelings on my own blog! Hell hath no fury like a unhappy loon.

Note to brangie: hey can you guys help us out? Just show up together, maybe squeeze each other's ass so the loons can back off. All of the internet bloggers will thank you

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The poor, naive Mangie loons cannot handle the fact that a hunky man said the wh0re is not all that. She is a used brood mare, get over loon tards. The demon Bleet is no longer sexy. She is skeletor on heroin.

[Skeletrout]

but, but, Loons claim anyone that sees her in person is just blown away by her natural beauty!

[Guest]

Awwww, poor, poor angie, poor momma angie, the tranny beauty only loons find HWAT!!! HER SECRET IS UNRAVELING and she's nothing but photoshop/plastic surgery beauty and media crowned beauty.

Aginglina's become hard sell for even the media and the loons these days, there's so much lie you can tell at some point you have to put the breaks on and say "wait a minute even I don't buy that". Most loons are at that stage and the rest are just cutting their nose to spite their face and getting madder at Jen becuz of that.

What's more, loons and paid media are now jealous h8ters of Jens beauty, the woman they labelled fugly before, have now shown the world that she's beautiful and sexy all over, all along, she's just not into using it to climb the ladder. They're now calling her superficial becuz she's beautiful in and out, bodyiicious, bootylicious and leggylicious.

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I have noticed this too -- that as the whole Brangelina facade unravels, the loons seem to be directing more and more anger towards Jen. It makes no sense at all.

I think that they are really losing it because they have built their entire lives around Brad and Angie and they can't stand that they all look like suckers now. They must be trying to deflect their embarrassment by saying this is all Jen's fault. Everything wrong in the world is Jen's fault! I do believe that reality is finally hitting them this time around and they are all in a panic. Deep down they know that the Brand is kaput, and they simply don't know how to cope with it. I can just see them all in counseling..."well doc, I guess my life really started going downhill after Brad and Angie broke up..."

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I left a comment on his site. Poor guy is getting blasted by someone called ENORMOUS!

[Guest]

I left a comment on his site. Poor guy is getting blasted by someone called ENORMOUS!

Finally the loons are honest about something. The Rhino army (all 12 of them) are at it again.

[Guest]

To be honest, this guy sounds like a moron.