Slow

[SamBrown]

Just came home and said hes doing drama 2moro and its about drugs,anyway he has to act out the 'effects of drugs',his is 'slow',so hes got to dress up as kylie ,as she sang the song slow,he asked me if he could take my bra and knickers in to school...erm that will be a no,i explained that children do not take their mums undies in to school,he can however take my bikini..he has a strop on now.....

Oh the raging hormones eh!!!!!!!

[Stromboli]

Let me just make sure I've got this right Sam. Its school. He's a little kid. And they want him to dress in a pair of women's knickers and a bra and pretend to be Kylie Minogue. Because its drug education? ( Yeh, right. Little kids!)

His teacher is on drugs, right? Or is this the UK education system?

You are taking him out of there, aren't you. Child abuse takes many forms.