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Postby azraelle » Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:33 pm

a guest's guest wrote:anyone know about the new volvo with a purse holder? and park assistence? its supposed to be a girls dream or something.. its also hideous..


Hideous?? It looks rather "fetching" if you ask me (but then, nobody has...oh well...). Too bad its only a concept car. :(
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Postby Valkyrie » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:21 pm

F = F*$K
O = On
R = Rear
D = Door
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Postby Lena » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:02 pm

A whole bunch of my cousins up to Michigan work there. My uncles and one auntie are all on the line , one cousin is a secretary or as they call them now ass't, with another who is my age pulling in just under 80K a year as a technician .The auto industry always paid real good . People from all over America and foreign countrys ( one uncle works with alot of people from Hong Kong and arabs too ) for the money . But it's all in deep trouble now since Ford and GM on purpose don't make cars to last more then 4 years so they can sell new ones so people are buying more rat cars ( foreign cars ) and this week Ford said it will close down plants and fire alot of people .
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Postby UnclePervie » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:51 pm

We used to say:

Buy a Ford
Buy the best
Drive a mile
Walk the rest
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Postby Lena » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:56 pm

A cousin who is also 25 was making 80 K a year at fords and got laid off.No more blowing 700 dollars at the . in Windsor and building up the worlds largest collection of designer sweats and Frederick's lingerie .......
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Postby Now_Registered » Thu May 04, 2006 5:21 am

Forever On Recall Deathtrap!

This coming from a man who lives in the very HEART of FoMoCo...I'm in Dearborn, and you should see some of the crap these Ford idiots are driving. A significant portion of Ford Employees drive foreign cars, or competitor models...You can't walk any distance in a ford lot with seeing GM's, Mercedes', Toyota's, Lexus',
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Postby lightreading » Wed May 24, 2006 3:33 am

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Postby popup menu creator » Wed May 24, 2006 3:33 am

azraelle wrote:Anyone got a derogatory acronym for Chevy? I've had much worse experiences with them than I have ever had with Fords.This was uttered by a friend's brother to him, many years ago when they were teenagers, within earshot of their mother, which was not wise at the time, as she ended up beating the "Chevy" out of both of them:"You Son of a Buick, I'm going to beat the Chevy out of you".
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Postby musclemen » Wed May 24, 2006 3:33 am

levitate wrote:valt
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Postby cd2 » Wed May 24, 2006 3:34 am

Car-nut wrote:Also if spelled backwards:DriverReturnsOn FootFord that is a joke of its own!!!
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Postby mamedk » Wed May 24, 2006 3:34 am

. wrote:
may i burn in hell wrote:poor old N**** thinks it's a cadillac.
I am stupified as to what gets censored vs. what gets left on these posts. What are your guidelines?
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Postby acme whistles » Wed May 24, 2006 3:34 am

Gemmy wrote:A slightly different one i was told when considering buying a fiat punto:Fix It Again Tomorrowmy cousin seemed to think it was soooooo original :roll: :lol:
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Postby Guest » Sat May 27, 2006 6:58 pm

FORD = Flip Over, Read Directions

IROC = Itialian Retards Out Cruising
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Postby Hedge » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:26 am

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Postby kymtheangel2006 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:57 pm

For

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