I am so embarrassed but here goes,
My mother in law came around the other night on her way out on a date. she is by no means a looker but always makes me laugh. She was wearing a satin dress (chinese design). I didn't think anything else of it. I woke in the night to find that I had had a wet dream about her!!! The dream was not particulary erotic and it involved mostly dancing, in an old fashioned 50's style prom.
What the heck do I do, I can't look at her now!!!

