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Postby xxintergirlxxy on Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:54 pm

Humpy darling, yes you are right

:lol: Women drivers are bad for the economy, we do not create anywhere near as much business as you male darlings. :lol:

Insurance companies say we have far fewer accidents. That means fewer garages working to do crash repairs, fewer insurance agents processing claims, less work for paramedics and nurses, less call for ambulances, fewer wreak recovery, less PC's on the beat, less overtime for Traffic Cops, less forms to fill in, less quangos chasing bits of paper, poplulation explosion due to fewer predators.......I could go on.. :lol:

.YES YOU ARE RIGHT....KICK START THE ECONOMY.KEEP WOMEN OFF THE ROADS.
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Next time you stuck behind a woman and you think 'why aint she going'? It might just be because it is unsafe to do so!!!!!!!!!

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Re: women should be banned from driving

Postby xXx.Lesley.xXx on Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:01 pm

humpy wrote:You can't reverse


This is true. A lot of women can't reverse. Especially into parking spaces :x

You can't drive those 4x4s you all buy


Not all women have them 4x4's though. I agree again though, don't buy what you can't handle :)

You block up all the roads on the "School run"


I have got to disagree with you on that one. It's nt just women that drive to take kids to school and pick them up. However it shouldn't be allowed. No wonder kids are getting fat.

The indicator lever in not a *a**a* holder


I was on a bus yesterday and a 4x4 had its indecator going ALL the time. Now I know why :lol: :lol: :lol:

The rear view mirror is not there for putting on your makeup


It isn't? Wooooops :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

You seem to think the white line on a parking bay goes under the middle or your car.


I think its men that are the worst for that.

You drive at 15 miles under the limit wherever you are


It's better to drive too slaw that too fast :) If you hit someone going 40MPH 5/20 survive. Hit them at 20MPH 19/20 survive.

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Postby Cruise on Tue May 02, 2006 2:13 am

I have to say, even though I am female, it is mostly females that I get pissed off with when I'm driving

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Postby Guest on Wed May 03, 2006 2:14 am

You know why women cannot reverse dont you?

They are so used to men telling them that 2 inches = a foot!

"come on dear, you have at least another three foot", the woman thinks: " 3-foot, that must be about 6-inches :lol: :D

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Postby orgasmless on Fri May 05, 2006 9:26 am

after a long weekend away with friends in our caravans, we were all hoofing it back up the A1 on monday, i (female) was driving, when we got to go past the services, we saw the car in the slip road, waiting to come out but as there was a coach coming up alongside of us had nowhere to move to, next thing the silliy buggers just pulled out and then parctically stopped on the carriageway. i was doing 60 mph the other car must have been doing all of 10!!!! now trying despartley to stop a 2 1/2 tonne car with a ton caravan at that speed isnt easy. the lights where going the horn was given, me screaming at the silly buggers the kids hanging on to their seats hubby sat pulling his seat belt tight!!! i really thought that i was going over the top of them. now to make matters worse, our friends who where behind us in 3 vehicles had no idea what was happenning and just saw me braking like hell!!!!! as soon as the coach went past i managed to get some room quickly. the people in that car must have a combines age of 280!!!!!!! so and this was a man driving that car, how can you blokes call us women bad drivers? if i had hit him, they would have beed dead, 4 in our car the others behind me and the coach along side of me equals about 65 people by my reckoning, all going to end in hospital because of that stupid coffin dodger that hadnt got a clue as to what he did wrong.

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Postby Obvious on Sun May 07, 2006 1:50 am

Yep I quite agree ... little known fact ... you can use the hard shoulder if you can't pull on to the motorway. Some people think they have a 'right' to get onto the motorway, when they really don't. My own father used to think so ! He drives like a fool though. I don't. I passed the test first time & have never had an accident (in over 250K of driving). Leaving a 2 second gap usually helps.

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