How to get back at him.

[SK]

This guy I've been seeing for a short while has also been seeing another girl on the side.

We've not been together for a long time, but when I think about him being with this other girl the only thing that pops into my head is him saying, "I'm a good guy, I would never hurt you!" Riiiight.

I'm not an idiot, I knew from the beginning that this relationship wouldn't last, and to me it felt only temporary, so alas I'm not too attached to him. But the fact that he was "playing" me makes me angry, cause he tried for so long to convince me that he was a good guy, and I finally started to believe him only to find out that he's been feeding the same lines to another young lady, and I mean YOUNG... she's 18, and I know she'll fall for his games because I did the same thing when I was her age!

Anyway, I want to get him back, he doesn't know that I know anything yet, and in fact is out of town for the next week or so for the holiday. I pride myself on being a good girl, and sleeping around is not something that I would like to do, but if getting back at him means climbing on top of one of his hot friends or roomies then so be it!

I'm angry, and emotionally charged. I just found out earlier today, and I need to vent and do something vindictive! Is that wrong? And anyone got any ideas?

-SK

[grinforgrin]

I probably shouldn't tell you this one, but it's a doozy.

Show up at his door, looking all worried. Tell him you've just had a physical, and they did some bloodwork (blood tests) just as a general precaution. Tell him you've come up positive for some STD (pick one, probably something minor, but one which will require him to tell all of his lovers so they can get tested too). Break up with him during this, telling him that you just can't deal with a relationship at this time. When he's good and proper worried (and after he's had to embarass himself telling all his former lovers he may have given them an STD), tell him the good news.

[SK]

That's a good one! I could think of a few guys that would work on, but this guy it probably wouldn't. You see, he'd rush right out and get blood work done on himself just to find out before he'd tell anyone he might be transmitting STDs to them, HA! The other thing is he'd probably keep screwing the girl until he got his results back... pig!

Anyway, time has passed, and things have been said. The relationship is no more, but I always like it when they beg for forgiveness. Even though I never got to do something horrible to the guy, I still get some sort of satisfaction out of turning his pleas for a second chance down, and then reminding him how stupid his cheating actions were.

Sometimes, being as heartless as they were to you is enough to get back at them. Hardy har har!

-Sarah

[MarriedMom]

Ok, this is horrible, but I'm gonna tell it anyway. I had a really hot guy that I was dating for about a month do the same thing to me. Seemed really caring, yadda yadda yadda... he calls me one day to break up with me. He made up a sob story about how his ex called him and said she was pregnant and it might be his baby. Well, he told me he had too much going on in his life with this new info, and ended up breaking things off with me. I understood.. UNTIL...

One day I was out with a friend having lunch, and lo and behold, who did I see but Mr. Turd, dining it up with some other chick that was DEFINITELY not his ex!! This was only a week after he stopped seeing me. Trust me, it wasn't just a friendly dinner... her tongue was his meal! Come to find out through reliable sources (his friends) his ex was NEVER even pregnant! So, being the evil female that I am, (insert sinister laugh here) I decided the liar needed his "just desserts". I knew where the guy worked, so I showed up one day when he wasn't working to "return" something to him that he had "left at my place" one night. I bought a cheap little penis pump, put it in a clear grocery bag and left it with the hostess at the front of the restaurant. I explained to her I was moving out of town and said meekishly, "Could you please give this to Mike. He told me once he really needed it back." NOW... while I never outright saw the girl notice what was in the bag at first, TELL ME she didn't see later what it was and have a rip at him with her coworkers when he came back to work the next day!

Immature?... maybe. But sweet revenge?... hell yeah! Of course, I never heard back from the turd after I left the gadget. Hee Hee Hee.

MM

[P_1984d]

Has the b***** got a car? - If so, plant some smelly fish in his car, it will drive him mad wondering where the hell the smell is coming from.

Put personal ads in newspapers - things for sale, or even dating ads with his number.

Put laxatives in his drinks or food. If you can!

Got naked pics of him? - Post them on www.urdumped.co.uk

Why dont you tell him you are pregnant? For a joke. Tell him you know about the other girl and he has to chose, you and the baby or her! Then when he dumps her, carry on as normal for a week or two, then dump him and come clean that you were never pregnant. If he makes you do a test, get one someone you know WHO IS PREGNANT to do the test for you, then give you it. Or get someone's scan pic and pretend u've been for a scan already! Let us know what you do!

Before you leave superglue everything down in his house! Superglue the remote control to the table, superglue the plates together in the kitchen, superglue the toilet lid down. U get the idea.. . . . . ? Have fun

[moonlit_mauve]

hey i love these posts...me..thinking of ways to get back at that jerk....