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is any of this S*** real?

Postby you on Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:27 am

come on. does anybody on this site really think half of this tripe is for real? i showed my mother in law my 8 incher. i hade sex with 3 black men for 7 hours. i just imitated a drunk lady by jerking off 6 guys. i wear women's panties. i mastrubate with a rooster. some asshole name allhahkbar sleeps with a rifle. i've seen a few mother -in-laws in my time, and, personally, i'd rather sleep with a corpse then risk losing my penis in the jaws of some scag. as for the men who wear panties...well, there really isn't much to say. i just hope you never have to do time. get a grip on reality people. you're on earth and competely aware for such a short time. spend it F****** constructively by not degrading yourselves. that is, if you can drag your stupid sheep asses away from the computer for long enough to do so.

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is any of this S*** real

Postby candygurl9 on Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:50 am

:lol: haha u funny

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Postby Exodus on Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:52 am

I bet you don't get much action. I'm sorry.
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Postby Bishette on Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:04 am

lol hypocritical rants are always the funniest ;)
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Postby Guest on Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:19 am

thank you for responding to this troll. i just wondered who was awake at 3 in the morning in the Isles.

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Postby Exodus on Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:43 am

He called me a sheep. I think I'm apalled. 8)
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Postby Bishette on Sun Dec 12, 2004 9:43 am

suffer from the occasional bout of insomnia Guest :(
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Postby juggling on Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:35 pm

Exodus wrote:I bet you don't get much action. I'm sorry.

dude. you suck. i just happened to stumble across this website. yes i'm going to give a few responses tonight cause some of this stuff is legitamate, but a bunch of this is bullsh it childlike people satiating thier egos with self patronizing fantasy stories. and it really is a good laugh. i think the troll just happened across here as well and pretty much had the same reaction i did. no acutally, i was just having fun reading at first, but when i saw you replied to almost EVERY SINGLE POST, still no big deal, until i starting seeing how much of a b itch you are to other people. lmao. there's so much F****** sand in your pussy, and your a guy?! wow. i'm not going to tell you to get a life cause you could easily blame me of the same thing right now, i'm just telling you to get your dick out of your ass.

p.s. - oh, yeah, before you beat me to the punch, uhm, lets see i guess i'm going to be a troll right? i don't have anything better to do with my life than hop on message boards and bash because i need to feel good about myself, right? oh, lol, and i almost forgot, i guess i don't get laid much either!

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Postby Bishette on Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:06 pm

wow u touched a nerve there ex! lol
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Postby you on Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:55 am

i'm no hypocrite, girlie. as for exodus, juggling, he is a bitch with plenty of sand in his pussy. quick to defend anyone who upholds his jackoff fantasies. S***, i can smell this pussy over the internet for christsakes. as for the rest of them, maybe they can clean the splooge off their keyboards to muster some kind of witty response. sheep

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Postby Exodus on Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:50 am

Hmmm... I guess I struck a nerve. Oh...damn...whatever will I do...

Judging from your post, you sound like some 15 year old on a power trip. So I will give you this advice. Don't come home from school after getting wedgies, and getting beat up, and take it out on us. We did nothing to you. You should talk to your teachers or your cum-drunk gutterslut of a mother and solve the problem. Violence is not the answer young one. As for "smelling my p*ssy from across the internet"... Dude, I don't know what your smelling, but if you can smell something across the internet, you got your own problems to tend to. However, I have a solution for this as well. Go to your mother's room.. Knock, and go inside and cover your eyes. There will probably be a line of guys in there, so don't be alarmed. Ask her to take a shower and clean out that crotch of hers. Then, you won't have to worry about smelling p*ssy.

Geez, now for being serious. Get a life, learn how to insult someone, stop making up words, grow up, take a shower, masturbate
Failure to do so will result in me not giving a s*it about you. Thats already the case, so you can go kill yourself now.

K?! Thanks ;)
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Postby Exodus on Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:10 am

Oh, I had to add this in.. Where are looking anyway? I check this forum maybe once or twice a night and I reply to maybe 3 topics in like 3 seperate forums. I've never posted more then around 5 replies a night. So where ever you got this "reply to every topic" thing from, is beyond me. Also, I've never been a b*tch to anyone here. Hell, I've made quite a few friends here recently (hiya Bishette and Rhino :)).

So stop smoking dope and stop making things up.

PS: YOU suck.
PSS: I don't even know why I bother replying...
PSSS: I'm hungry, I'm going to make a sandwich.
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Postby guestgal~ on Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:08 pm

[color=blue][/color Spot on Exodus i agree wid ya girl

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Postby Bishette on Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:54 pm

hey ex mate :D
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Postby Exodus on Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:17 am

Hiya Bishette ;););)

Hey guestgal, I'm a guy, lol. :)
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