For those who LIKE it, what about porn bugs you?

[mostirreverent]

It's so funny reading all these posts from women regarding what they don't like about porn. Although there are some "couple videos" and "women's porn" most porn is geared toward men and men and women are totally different when it comes to what turns them on. So of course you are not going to like men's porn. Most men don't want to watch some fat housewife getting hammered by her equally repulsive husband, to get that all we have to do is look into the bedroom mirror during sex!.

We want young, beautiful big boobs, easily aroused and satisfied, easy to get into bed type women. We want two or more women at the same time, preferably in a variety of colours and body shapes. I love the L.A. look, the California girls all puffed up and shaved, willing to do anything on command.
We want everything that is completely opposite to our own sad realities.

Porn is fantasy, realistic porn is boring.

I like it more on the real than fake side. I want to see my neighbors going at it on film, provide they are not hideous. That is the allure of amateur films, or ones proported to be.

[Canadian twosome]

Hello from Canada. We ( wife and me) HATE when the guys are having a god damn conversation in the background. Shut up already. The scene is about the girl - you are the hired penis' ONLY. Don't try to be clever, you're not. The best scenes are when the girl seems to be in charge. When she knows what she wants, tells everyone else how to give it to her and seems to be enjoying it when she gets it. We also hate when the girl seems to be on the job and is just waiting for the guys to finish so she can go. Very creepy.

[Guest]

Some of you people must really be scraping the barrel for something to see. Why not try some mainstream films of more real life. Anyway, real sex is more about what it feels like than what it looks like. Try reading a good book.

[Woman]

men and women are totally different when it comes to what turns them on. So of course you are not going to like men's porn.

That's not totally true.I'm a woman (and i believe there are more like me) who enjoys porn.

[Guest]

It's so funny reading all these posts from women regarding what they don't like about porn. Although there are some "couple videos" and "women's porn" most porn is geared toward men and men and women are totally different when it comes to what turns them on. So of course you are not going to like men's porn. Most men don't want to watch some fat housewife getting hammered by her equally repulsive husband, to get that all we have to do is look into the bedroom mirror during sex!.

We want young, beautiful big boobs, easily aroused and satisfied, easy to get into bed type women. We want two or more women at the same time, preferably in a variety of colours and body shapes. I love the L.A. look, the California girls all puffed up and shaved, willing to do anything on command.
We want everything that is completely opposite to our own sad realities.

Porn is fantasy, realistic porn is boring.

The men i know love realistic porn the most.Not all men like the same.

[SAHMOM69]

My husband & I enjoy watching porn alot together...We just don't have many chances since kids and all...But I think the cheesey, dumb music gets on my nerves and the continuous close-up camera shots of girls swallowing and having it sprayed all over their faces...It's like "Yawwwn alright already!" LOL!

Also, the dumb "Fabio"-type men that I sometimes see. I'd like to see a good script without dumb lines, with a good story; but at the same time hot, horny and nasty! We also like alot of girl on girl stuff; but sometimes too much oral. We'd like to see more things with 2 girls doing the scissor position where they rub clits together and stuff like that.

[Jamie the married guy]

Woman--we're not saying women don't like porn...it's just that women usually don't like porn geared to men. I myself don't like looking at men's naked bodies and prefer not to see the guy at all if possible. I especially hate that shot taken from behind the guy at a low angle during intercourse...YUCK! But I'm sure most women love that kind of shot.

The pro-am and gonzo videos with the guy talking drives everyone nuts but the guy usually isn't the "hired penis" he's the "director"r of the video AND the guy holding the camera. Basically these movies are just sessions with a hooker caught on a cheapo home video camera. So many people, men and women want to get into the biz...there's just so much money to be made.

And, no matter what turns you on, one thing's for sure it can be found in a porn movie. Everything from soft focus romantic chick porn to sex with Rover.

[swee]

It's so funny reading all these posts from women regarding what they don't like about porn. Although there are some "couple videos" and "women's porn" most porn is geared toward men and men and women are totally different when it comes to what turns them on. So of course you are not going to like men's porn.

LOVE mens' porn. LOVE the fake look. i don'rt want to watch some hangin bird with a horrible guy in real life so i certainly don't want to watch it in a video, it ain't gonna do nothin for me. want to watch girl i'd consider myself not one i wouldn't touch with a bargepole. don't really care about the guys' faces lol but like em big!
another thing i can't stand is when the girl is so obviously not into it or in pain and pretending to enjoy because of the paycheque or coz the director is giving her the evils.
another thing i can't stand, think it's been mentioned is in gangbangs when u can see guys in the backgroud chatting away like they're at sunday league football or down the pub. it may not be ur scene sonny, but pipe down!

[Woman]

Woman--we're not saying women don't like porn...it's just that women usually don't like porn geared to men. I myself don't like looking at men's naked bodies and prefer not to see the guy at all if possible. I especially hate that shot taken from behind the guy at a low angle during intercourse...YUCK! But I'm sure most women love that kind of shot.

The pro-am and gonzo videos with the guy talking drives everyone nuts but the guy usually isn't the "hired penis" he's the "director"r of the video AND the guy holding the camera. Basically these movies are just sessions with a hooker caught on a cheapo home video camera. So many people, men and women want to get into the biz...there's just so much money to be made.

And, no matter what turns you on, one thing's for sure it can be found in a porn movie. Everything from soft focus romantic chick porn to sex with Rover.

I love porn geared towards men and i know quite a few others who do,too !

[Woman]

Fake boobs are pathetic though.Not turned on by plastic bags shoved under the armpits.

[Jamie the you know who]

Everyone here is so civilized. The same thread on an American website would have gone nuclear by now, especially when a guy like me comes along and puts in my two politically incorrect cents. Nice for a change.

[matrix]

fake breasts and why do the men always pull out to empty their sacs all over the place. once im in then there is no way my wife is going to let me out untill the dirty deed is done.