by cosmicB on Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:29 pm
First, try it.. You'll be glad you did...
Buy a case of the best pilsener in the world... You can't get original "rattlesnake pilsener" anymore.. It was the Best on the planet... It died with its creator, when the many toxic-additives to beer came-in... Find the best you can... In late fall, place the bottles in a dip, in the lawn, that holds water all winter long... Cover the bottles with an inch of leaves to filter the sun... Recover the bottles when there is no-more winter-ice on the pond, when it's easy to pry them from the bottom-ice with two-fingers... ever so slowly tip the bottle to upright, to maintain the top liquid at the top of the bottle, and silently slowly wash it off.. Do-not shake-it in the slightest throughout the whole process.. do not disturb the sediment... not shaken/not stirred...
Your meticulous cautious slow first-sip might make you fall-down on your bum.. at least make your legs feel rubbery...