Rappin Man is actually an intelligent..................

[ILWL]

Life form!

Now can anyone tell what it is?

Sorry I forgot to add - suffering from Penis Envy!

[karrin]

He's a rappin' knob

[rappin man]

yo i only envy pussies an my dang a lang can spit rhymes too
an it be spittin yogurt an committin crimes too
it'll lie down wit who? only a sexy ass slut
she can put her legz up an i'll blow in her butt
so yeah i'm pretty sure i'm related ta vanilla ice
cuz he iz so cold an his girls pussy be catchin tha mice
i'ma keep rappin but i aint finna be no president
you betta look out cuz i might be yo resident

[karrin]

yo i only envy pussies an my dang a lang can spit rhymes too
an it be spittin yogurt an committin crimes too
it'll lie down wit who? only a sexy ass slut
she can put her legz up an i'll blow in her butt
so yeah i'm pretty sure i'm related ta vanilla ice
cuz he iz so cold an his girls pussy be catchin tha mice
i'ma keep rappin but i aint finna be no president
you betta look out cuz i might be yo resident

And the fool goes on

[ILWL]

yo i only envy pussies an my dang a lang can spit rhymes too
an it be spittin yogurt an committin crimes too
it'll lie down wit who? only a sexy ass slut
she can put her legz up an i'll blow in her butt
so yeah i'm pretty sure i'm related ta vanilla ice
cuz he iz so cold an his girls pussy be catchin tha mice
i'ma keep rappin but i aint finna be no president
you betta look out cuz i might be yo resident

Stop Scummer Time!

[happygirl]

oh god rappin havent you pissed off yet

[THAT_GUEST]

why would he when there are always new threads being started about him? The funny thing is they are started by people NOT him!

I get the feeling that he is loved more than given credit for.

[karrin]

The silly incoherent fukker does love the attention, for sure

[rappin man]

well yall gimme attention jus like when i was in detention
i'd be laid back spittin an tha ladies would ask permission
if they could sit in my lap an all tha hataz fall back
tha teacha be sleepin so she miss alla that
we used ta be fuckin when it wuz jus me an a gurl
cuz that ol coot would go ta sleep an i would rock her world

[karrin]

well yall gimme attention jus like when i was in detention
i'd be laid back spittin an tha ladies would ask permission
if they could sit in my lap an all tha hataz fall back
tha teacha be sleepin so she miss alla that
we used ta be fuckin when it wuz jus me an a gurl
cuz that ol coot would go ta sleep an i would rock her world

no

[rappin man]

yes bitch
i f*cked dat slut an got rich

[karrin]

yes bitch
i f*cked dat slut an got rich

Shush FFS u are a talentless fool

[rappin man]

u a talentless bitch
but i could F*** u an still get rich

[karrin]

u a talentless bitch
but i could F*** u an still get rich

Er ... no you couldnt

[THAT_GUEST]

u a talentless bitch
but i could F*** u an still get rich

You couldn't manage with a Fleshlight! Go rub against a tree or something, they can't object. All that will happen is the thing will wither and die, and if we're lucky fall on you!