rude rhymes that you learnt at high school...

[pinkroxy]

SO !!!

WHAT ARE THEY THEN !!!

[pinkroxy]

an eg:

Sex, drugs, rock n roll
speed, weed, birth control
lifes a bitch and then you die
so fuk the worlk and go get high.

that is one of them that I had learnt at high school. I dont like that rhyme much but I thought I would share it.

[happygirl]

oh roxy naughty girl

i couldnt posiibly repeat them

[jinjin]

We did not have any.

[ZiaAries]

errrr well...so much for my education, but here goes:

why fart and waste it
when you can burp and taste it

roxy, i liked your rude rhyme

[Joyofsox]

errrr well...so much for my education, but here goes:

why fart and waste it
when you can burp and taste it

roxy, i liked your rude rhyme

On the same lines, but hardly rude.

Pardon me for being so rude,
it was not me it was my food.
It just popped up to say hello,
and now it's gone back down below.

[Lucylastic]

Of one of the teachers:

Mr Billey had a ten foot willy, he showed it to the woman next door
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake
and now it's only three feet four.

[Joyofsox]

Of one of the teachers:

Mr Billey had a ten foot willy, he showed it to the woman next door
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake
and now it's only three feet four.

This one is universal.
I didn't have an uncle Billy but I knew it.

[Lucylastic]

This one is universal.
I didn't have an uncle Billy but I knew it.

Really! Where abouts are you?

[pinkroxy]

ok here is one I am sooooo not proud of. So before I say it double shame on myself for repeating it again. I loved this poem at the age of about 11 or 12 and I told it to my mum once and got into soooo much trouble and she was absolutely SHOCKED and HORRIFIED at the such a poem it was. OMG ok here it goes, its definitely not something Im proud of though but it may be a winner


I'd fuk you standing,
id fuk you lying,
if I had wings, id fuk you flying.
When you are dead and all forgotten,
id dig you up and fuk you rotten.

my DEEPEST apologies to everyone.

[ZiaAries]

I'd fuk you standing,
id fuk you lying,
if I had wings, id fuk you flying.
When you are dead and all forgotten,
id dig you up and fuk you rotten.
my DEEPEST apologies to everyone.

roxy dawling...you SHOULD BE AShamed. I'm ashamed that I've never heard of it. That's a good one.

[Baby-Blue]

Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat
And his black and white cat
Off he went to Venus
Playing with his penis

[tasha090505]

these are what I had sent to me in an email thought they were appropriate for this though......

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little b*****.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you Dumb Ass"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

[pinkroxy]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water,
I dont know what happened up there
but now they have a daughter.


Jack and Jill went for a walk
in the woods just to talk.
Jill got paid to be laid
and now its Jack , Jill and Jade.


Donald Duck had a fuk
underneath the army truck
mrs green saw the scene
and put it in a magazine.


Sex is like school
if you miss a period
your in deep shite.


hmmmm.... think of more later.

[pinkroxy]

heres a horrible bulimic poem my friendsd made up at high school.

Stick your finger down your throat
out comes your spew
out comes your fat
and the food you just ate too.

By the way there are some REALLY good ones coming from alot of you. Keep it up