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[cosmicB]

Here too... And there are a lot of crazy mindless tailgater's here, driving close behind you at 80-km's per h... I wave them to backoff!... Some don't... Sometimes I slam the brakes, then boot the gas just before they hit my car, whilst they're going sideways with all wheels locked... It suddenly releases a lot of their adrenalines.. so much for some that they must pull over and park.. or they turnaround, and head for home real-quick, to do a much needed change of pants, and maybe to scrub the car-seat...
That black ice is dangerous stuff, but I'm dangerouser...

[sleepy]

BEEP BEEP
get out the way you sunday driver

BEEP BEEP

[noggins]

well, i'll be DAMNED!

[cosmicB]

Sleepy.. you would just love to have this "big hand" thingawozits... With it you can flip a car into the air...

I was on a drive to Toronto from London, when an american tailgater just would not back-off... I had waved and waved, and slowed-down to half the speed limit, and still he wouldn't pass me.. he remained ten-feet behind my little Fiat Bianchina, for a long time... I could feel him ridiculing me... It was raining hard, and my car's wipers were intermittent... They would suddenly stop, and I would have to reach out in the hard rain to give them a nudge, and they guy was almost touching my bumper... I lost my temper.. Big Oops, for him... I sent the big hand back to his car, and slapped the side of his Michigan plated two-tone blue wide-size pontiac.. It went into a sudden spin, doing three 360's right in the middle of the 401 highway at 50m's per h... But when their vehicle went straight for the railing, I had the big hand hold his car from crashing, and gently set him parked at the side of the road...
I bet the two of them seriously messed their pants, with everything they had in them.. like an instant full-blown colonic, and then some!.. I bet their car really stunk bad inside after their sudden little circus-ride... I bet I ruined their little business-trip to Toronto... Any bets they were on their way to TO do do some evil, when I gave them a little message about messing with Canadians..?
About ten minutes later, the guy passes me very fast, doing about 120 m's per h.. probably as fast as his car could do.. both of them as white-faced as dead people.. They wouldn't even glance my way... "Zoom!" past me they went like a shot... I bet that guy didn't tailgate tiny cars anymore... Any bets they prayed to the big-hand on their deathbeds..? "WhooH! WhooH! OOk-IEeeeeee!..."

I suspect if I saw a jet airliner in-flames high in the sky, I could grab it with the big hand, and set 'er down gently in a park... I'm looking forward to the opportunity to test it with something real big... I'm primed and ready for it... It's just the op hasn't happened yet... I just hopes if it's an airplane that I don't squeezes it too hard, like a can of sardines, in all the excitement... I'll try to remain calm and solemn like I did with the flying young lass who got thrown into the air from her bouncing motorcycle... I wonders how fast should I bring it down, so no one gets hurt in the pressure changes..?
Any bets that all the seats will be messy..? Thanks uncle Merlin.. Now I'm havin' fun with it.. after that excruciating 60-years of hell in my face and on my back, and at my throat... thanks dude....

I have a huge chunk of ice in space heading straight for us...When it's fifty-miles from the planet, I'm gonna seize it in the big hand, and set 'er down in a dessert... You humes can choose the dessert location... I'm not big into possessions.. and Lindy probably wouldn't want a five-mile wide chunk of ice in the yard... She already complains that I've got too much junk here... "Hey Hun.. Look what I found in Space.. It followed me home.. Can I keep it?.." If ever the space station starts to lose orbit, I Will so try to make the big hand stabilize its orbit, given that they recorded my little kick to it.., should be easy as a wish...
Einstein was Wrong! You can so wish it done... Einstein was an twit...

I gotta get me off this planet... I'm gonna take this thing up a few notches tonight... I wonders what I'll be tomorrow..? I hope it's good...

Maybe the Arabs could use a huge-chunk of ice right in the middle of their dessert..? but since they got all our gas money on the sly, and shattered our world's economy, for me to give it to them, it'll cost them a ten cents a pound.. paid in advance... HaH! I gets all their stolen oil-money, for cold-water... HaH! Now I'd call that "nemesis"... LOL!..

It would be best that you humes have determined the drop location BEFORE! you are seeing the big shadow.. cuz it's coming-in at 250,000 miles per hour.. and it'll take some intense concentration and focus, and fifty miles, to slow it down enough so it won't melt on re-entry, so there won't be any room for error... That wouldn't be a good time for the phone to ring, or door to knock, or for them little asshole american remote viewers to be attacking, in trying to lick my dic, and rob science... Or I could vacate this shithole little planet a day before it gets here, and you all can go try catch-it yourself, with your little hands .. "SplaT!".. LOL!.. Are we havin' fun yet..? Maybe I can drop the chunk of ice on the front-lines of WW3..? Maybe I should..? Maybe on Washington..? Maybe that's what's supposed to happen..? Maybe that's our last option against nuclear extinction..? I'd rather be caressing a young warrior, in making her giggle, coo, pant, moan, and sigh.. than to play with stupid ice-cubes...
Why am I on this shithole little planet with mindless-monkeys..? What am I being punished for?.. Did I do bad in another life..? I can't remember doing any bad... Whom ever is punishing me.. You'll get yours, asshole!.. Watch for it!, and Tighten-Up! hun.. You're MINE!. .


I hope that wasn't too random for this thread... Just me wondering where things are going, and why...


Now back to "strawberries and cream".., and her little majesy JinJin's love-filled chocolate-coated literary-delights...
And to creepy-sleepy, and his toot-tooting horn, and his lovely lively little "squealing pigglies", and his army of GI-Joes & Barbies... "Toot Toot" sleepy.. it's time to wake up honey-dumplins...

[jinjin]

Friday!

[sleepy]

cosmic ..............you got a car that drives on water ........

london ..to ..somewhere forgot already

[cosmicB]

I got a dragon that drives on thought...

Have you got a bicycle that drives with pedals...

[sleepy]

no ---got legs that run .....................FAST ..........whizzzzzzzzzzz

[cosmicB]

WoW!.. You Are Fast!... I can't see you... Just a tiny spot on the horizon, going that way... Fssssstt! gone!...

Send postcards from mars...

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"car on water?".. No.. Car that hovers and flies on burning liquid electricity evaporating... 1200 mph flying car, to explore the whole south-american coast, on a long weekend... You can buzz monkey troops in the tree-tops... and park above the trees, to toss, or hand them, peanuts and watermelon bits... And buzz a panther, along the SouthAM coast-line... The things stops on a dime, with its six thrusters in reversed-T...

I had a dream, flying my first flying car... I stopped in London, at my cousin's chiropractic clinic.. to take him out for a spin on a coffee break... We went to Algonquin park, at 1200 m's per h, toward the restaurant, for bugs (escargo) and coffee..
..but he messed his-self on the car-seat, when I did a loop 400 down to 100-mph, and touched-down faster than you can blink or think...
Seems the car came equipped with changes of clothing under the passenger seat...

I've really got to build one of these!.. I could aim it at the moon, and escape this hell-hole earth, at 500,000 km's per h.. toward a planet, I found, that seems friendly, and doesn't have any human destruction what so ever... But I'll have to build, or somehow create, planetary defense weaponry, to blast all approaching coarse shitt-class war-class humans out of the sky, to prevent them from landing and taking-root here, to prevent that mindless waring species from destroying this planet, like they did earth... We'll teach them mindless GD minkies that not everything in this universe is here for human consumption... The only working solution to the problems in the world, is that humanity needs be exterminated..? It's coming...
I doubt they would begin to comply with any reality, until they found themselves, with their feet melting in fresh lava... Only then they would throw-up their arms, and agree to comply with love and reality.. but Too-Late for the Hum-Ooks and the Hum-Auks...
And cokehead asshole injun-joe, the neighbor three-doors down, still does his truck's oil changes on the ground.. as do 5-million other assholes all around the planet...

Looking at the horrible reality of humanity is downright depressing... I should block it, and ignore it, like you all do, so I don't have to know you are killing a planet...

[sleepy]

[jinjin]

Do you like pie?

[sleepy]

return to sender............address unknown

[cosmicB]

Oh No!.. You can't fool me.. You on mars...

[jinjin]

Ever eaten a Mars bar?

[cosmicB]

I've eaten 2783 Mars Bars...

Have you ever been on Mars..?
You can... It's in us to travel without leaving the earth... And I've proven that we can touch things while mind-traveling, like when I pretended to go to Mars when the rover had stalled, and knelt beside it, and found it had had a little fire in its battery pack, so I stood beside it, and gave it one hell of a hard kick to its underside, nearly flipping over... Rover started working again... I bet when men do get to Mars, they'll find a huge dent in that rover's underside... I tried to make footprints around their mars robot.. but if I did Nasa would not confirm it, because it would mean that they aren't needed for space travel... That they are just wasting billions of dollars and resources, in a goofy project that is essentially only destroying the planet's ozone sun-shield, by putting burning diesel into it... I wonder what happens to a bottle of ozone, in a lab, when burning fuels are added to it..? What will Virgin's space craft do to the ozone when they pumps a lot of burning rubber into the ozone... I bet that sun will cause burns ten times faster.. and maybe extinct some of our food crops... "But it's OK, cuz it's all for making lots of money"...

In my return trip back to earth, I came upon a few satellite's, and examined them.. and messed with a few.. then I came upon the international space-station, and just fer the h of it, I gave it a little kick too... That Saturday, at that minute, they recorded a hard "bump" to the space station.. it was in the News... Seems I'm more powerful than I thought... I wonders if they want more "News"..? I wonders what my cosmic-kicks could do today, to, um, say an army of war..? Could I crush an army..? Could I detonate all a nation's nukes in their own backyard..? probably... Could I detonate a nations nukes after this body has died..? That's a big for-sure!... Are we having fun yet..? I've just begun...

JinJin, I see you as an angel... I wish I had the op to hold you close whenever you needs to be held close.. like in Calgary, when I lived there, angel warrior ladies would knock at my apartment doors at any hour, day or night, for their much needed honest hugs and tendernesses, after being brutalized by coarse males in life's great hell...