Wow we r awsome

Thanks sexy_mofo 4 the nice complement but i am only 1 small part of the thread. Skirtmaster should get the credit 4 starting it

So since u r new 2 the thread and maybe to ff 2

i decided 2 go ahead and try 2 describe my floaty evil

skirt. Sorry 2 the others that have heard about it b4. I bought the skirt over 2 years ago on line. It's not all that short. I think about 15 inches so i thought it would be easy 2 wear as i was new 2 wearing skirts then let alone short ones. Its grey with think pink pin stripes. It's not pleated. But it has several i don't know what 2 call them...places where it flares out. Nice while standing but when u sit part of it doesn't lay flat against your legs so if u aren't careful well, u get the idea.

Thus it requires constant attention while seated but i u pull it 2 tight around your legs, it looks stupid.

The 1st time i wore it was 2 a fancy party at a nice club on a lake with my loser ex bf. It was outside and i had a horrific experience with it blowing up in the wind and with a drink in my hand

there was nothing i could do about it. I was so shocked

and embarassed that everyone saw my undies 4 what seemed 4ever i ended up running into the lady's room. AAnd the funny part is, it can't even blow all the way up as it has a tight part for the 1st 6 or so inches. But that makes it worse bcause if it is even a little bit windy, parts in the back keep floating up and down and u don't even know it. Anyways, after my loser ex bf berated me 4 not controling my skirt and i ended up back in the lady's room in tears.

Since then i've been really paranoid about wearing that kind of skirt and even had a wrap skirt blow off once. That was the worst.

I swore i would never again wear that skirt but tried it again last spring and everything went fine with it. I'm convinced the skirt has a personality of its own and if u treat it rite it will behave. If not, look out. Plus i've gotten way more practice at wearing skirts and have gotten better at it. But i still flash (oops, pun) back 2 that horrible nite where i was just standing there in front of all those people including all my loser bf's friends with my skirt up in the air and nothing i could do about it. Anyways, sorry 4 those who have heard this story b4 but i know there are lots of new readers and that's the background 2 what i am wearing 4 my bf's birthday party this weekend. With it will be my usual black sheer
pantyhose with black heels and a pink top to match the stripes. Since once again the party is mostly outside (i live where it is warm) i pray

that it isn't 2 windy. So c DG, i'm not chicken at all. So DG, r u going 2 put your money where your mouth is and try my skirt on yourself

U will see it isn't as easy as it seems. Besides, I've instructed it 2 behave badly 4 u.
