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Postby zilt » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:24 am

most of those men were actually tobinfest using various disguises.
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Postby boingo » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:44 am

Zilt prefers to do the shopping while wearing a Big Bird costume.
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Postby jinjin » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:14 pm

boingo is very good with little children, which was why he was hired to wear a purple dinosaur costume and skate around the ice rink during the birthday party specials.
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Postby tobinfest » Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:42 pm

jinjin became a den mother for the Girl Scouts and taught the girls, in show and tell, the value of stockings and garter belts. Mom's, after the camp out, were not happy, so jinjin sat them down and also taught them about the value of stockings and garter belts. Thanks, jinjin!
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Postby jinjin » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:07 pm

After tobinfest's Greenpeace presentation, there was noticeable drop plastic bottle recycling because more people were reusing plastic bottles. tobinfest demonstrated to the audience that the bottle of the plastic bottle may be cut and filed smooth, then used as a masturbation device by coating the inside with a Lubricant and attaching a pump to the opening on top.
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Postby tobinfest » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:18 pm

jinjin wrote:tobinfest demonstrated to the audience that the bottle of the plastic bottle may be cut and filed smooth, then used as a masturbation device by coating the inside with a Lubricant and attaching a pump to the opening on top.


How do you know this stuff???

jinjin is excited all the time and shows womanwood which shows through her pants. (Bigger than mine!) She does deep sea diving in the nude which scares the fish and thus the sharks come to shore to eat surfers on the coastline.
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Postby jinjin » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:46 pm

tobinfest is webmaster of a Home-made Sex Toy site.
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Postby zilt » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:08 am

after she's been outside on a cold day, jinjin gets guys to rub her nipples to warm them up.
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Postby boingo » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:15 am

Zilt's sexually attracted to dirty socks.
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Postby tobinfest » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:28 pm

Boing has never worked a day in his life. Rather he trades sex with numerous grateful ladies (I could list them but the list is too long) who pay him money and donate their inheritences. Boingo is a very wealthy man with no complaints to date.
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Postby boingo » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:02 pm

The film "Constantine" was based on tobinfest's real life Demon hunting adventures.
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Postby honbuns » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:19 pm

Boingo's avatar is actually him in real life.
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Postby tobinfest » Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:09 pm

honbuns got arrested for prostitution last weekend. What made the headlines is that she was charging $3.00 (not a clue in Euros) apiece for sex. She needs a financial advisor.
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Postby jinjin » Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:04 am

tobinfest is a professional gambler
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Postby zilt » Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:26 am

while it may not be jinjin in her avatar, she dresses the same way.
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