Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

[boingo]

Tobinfest sleeps with old womens' knickers on.

[jinjin]

boingo is organising a Bee Gees Returns Concert Tour.

[Hotel_Whiskey]

snappy wears only a black bustier with suspenders and back stockings on Thursday evenings to gain free admission to Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Who says that's a story :p Gosh I miss the Rocky Horror Show... *makes plans to go again soon*

Jinjin once sneezed 24 times in a row

x x x

[boingo]

Snappy has an "eating jacket" that she wears to eat dinner. Just to look at it, tells a story of the last fifty meals she ate because of the various stains from spilled food, such as beetroot.

[tobinfest]

Boingo's mother taught him the facts of life. She told him that his "erection" was merely like a compass.
Now Boingo thinks that his member only points north and he has wandered around lost for years.

[jinjin]

tobinbfest swam across the English Channel, doing the backstroke and knitting a sweater at the same time.

[boingo]

JinJin wears a life jacket in the shower.

[tobinfest]

Boingo graduated first in his class, but of course he was home schooled.

[boingo]

Tobinfest stole my dirty undies to make a mask.

[tobinfest]

Tobinfest stole my dirty undies to make a mask.

boingo's undies have skid marks. (Morning boingo! )

[sleepy]

if tobinfest was playing golf ...he would be in championship form

[tobinfest]

sleepy has a huge ego, stemming from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs movie appearance. The role of Dopey was already taken.

[jinjin]

tobinfest began entering eating contests to reduce his living costs.

[tobinfest]

tobinfest began entering eating contests to reduce his living costs.

So true! Crashing soup kitchens also works!

jinjin has inverted nipples so she glues Hershey's kisses to her boobs for the look and for that sweet taste that she is famous for. This is yet one more reason why she makes love with the lights off!

[jinjin]

tobinfest is the leader of Happa-tai

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yatta