Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

[tobinfest]

My own making.
Tobinfest took Zia, Lucy, jinjin and Ruth out for the night and, having gotten them toasted, offered to pleasure them all. All of these ladies, feeling a little itch, agreed and left the bar and went to a hotel room and got naked. When he dropped his trousers and exposed his magnificent manhood (not!) Zia and Lucy screamed "Don't", while jin and Ruth screamed "Stop"!
Tobinfest, being hard (and hard of hearing) went forward and began to pleasure the ladies and the "Don'ts and the "Stops" turned into "Don't stop", don't stop", "oh please don't stop".
It was the best fivesome that any of them had ever had.
Now you can tell how bored I am right now. I did see a tatoo and a piercing, but I can't remember whose bodies they were on.
Wow, I am tired and sore.
Have a great weekend, ladies and we will try for a reunion down the line. Keep your senses of humour! Fantasies are great!

[jinjin]

On a tour of NASA, tobinfest desperately searched for a loo. He found a ramp that led to a small compartment, walked in, sat down, closed the door, sat door, press what appeared to be an unusual flush lever then "Ignition!" tobinfest is now travelling on a rocket ship heading towards Alpha Centauri.

[boingo]

JinJin holds the world record for the loudest fart.

[Big Ben]

boingo routinely smears fresh $hit all over the windows of neighbors who play loud music all night.

[boingo]

Big Ben is a neighbour who plays loud "music" all through the night.

[franfran]

Boingo unsuccessfully auditioned for the lead role in The Phantom of the Opera but found he identified with the part so much that now he always wears a mask.

[jinjin]

franfran only buys a one way ticket when she go away on holiday. To return, she simply clicks her red heels and chants "There is no place like home."

[boingo]

JinJin derives erotic pleasures from watching the branches of trees sway in a breeze.

[jinjin]

boingo discovered a technique for using a computer screen to generate optical signals that will stimulate the viewer's brain to simulating experiencing specific sights, sounds and odours. He used this technique to create a new product, sold exclusively through ZiaAries's company, called CyberFart. Now anyone can send a fart to anyone else on the Internet at the touch of the keyboard.

[tobinfest]

jinster has always wanted a boob job, to get out of the twenties and into the 30's, (A, b, c, d, be damned.) Anyway, she has a very cheap HMO who would only agree to enhance one boob per year. She has had one done and is on the waiting list for the other one, next year, which is why her new nickname is "lefty", which is why she also appears to be leaning toward the left.

[boingo]

Tobinfest eats other people's bogies.

[panty-man]

Boingo really is the character from Pupet Master.

[jinjin]

Hoping to increase and diversify his collection, panty-man applied for the position of janitor at a girl's boarding school.

[panty-man]

Jin Jin is really Micheal Jackson

[boingo]

Panty Man got thrown out of a women's clothing store for inappropriately touching the mannequins.