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Postby boingo » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:45 pm

Boingo got caught in bed with me! :o
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Postby panty-man » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:06 pm

After Boingo woke up in bed with Boingo he called the police and charged Boingo with molesting Boingo, Boingo responded by charging Boingo with sexual harassment. While these proceedings are being processed Boingo has taken a restraining order on Boingo and he cannot go within 500 metres of Boingo.
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Postby jinjin » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:44 am

panty-man installed two way mirrors in the changing rooms of his lingerie store. It was quickly discovered by the customers because the mirrors were installed facing the wrong direction.
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Postby boingo » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:18 am

JinJin farts in little kids faces.
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Postby sleepy » Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:46 am

BOINGO ..ONCE WALKED AROUND HIS HOME TOWN , IN LESS THAN
5 MINUTES ...
sleepy aka ... silicon avatar + thot gor +
blackpanther .....i give up there all me
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Postby panty-man » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:07 am

Sleepy decided to get a budget breast job to add spice to his sex life from a very budget, cockeyed surgeon.
Now Sleepy has two vertical breasts, on his back!!!
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Postby franfran » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:09 am

Panty-man doesn't wear any undies.
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Postby jinjin » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:38 am

franfran'd shoes have a hidden knife blade under the toe.
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Postby ozi » Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:37 am

jinjin wonders where she may find the manufacturers plans so she can get a pair herself! because secretly she is not impressed by batman but superwoman is her hero!
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Postby sleepy » Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:44 am

ONCE MEET IN A BAR .. SOUTH WEST OF THE DOCK'S
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Postby boingo » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:36 am

Is a Transvestite hooker by night.
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Postby jinjin » Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:13 am

brought the castle where Frankenstein was created and is currently looking for spare parts.
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Postby zilt » Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:28 am

jinjin cut the crotch out of her underwear to make crotchless panties.
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Postby boingo » Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:15 pm

Zilt wore out the arse of his pants from dragging his butt on the carped from giant tape worm up there.
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Postby tobinfest » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:43 pm

Boingo, out on the towne and slightly (mostly) inebriated. decided to get a tatoo of his name on his butt. Being drunk and with a less intelligent tatooist, he now has "Bingo" on his but, going back to the song "and Bingo was his name". He is now on the hunt for some woman named Bingo, regardless of what she looks like or intelligence.
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