Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

[speshul ed]

jinjin was an alien from planet g59, known in her world as flogrum rested... she was sent here as a front person and recon for her race to move to earth to avoid the impacting and impending super nova their sun, cygnus fifty-three, from destroying her race... they are very similar to earthlings, save their blood is purple, they see infrared spectrum... and have all three sex glands of their race... this helps to msimplify their procreation as it takes six flogrums to make a set of triplets... hence, the rested

[coolman]

speshul ed makes no sense

. . . oh wait, we are supposed to lie, aren't we?

[franfran]

Coolman makes no sense

. . . oh wait, we are supposed to lie, aren't we?

[coolman]

fran fran sat down in the middle of london for a rest. People took one look at the way she was dressed and started dropping coins in her half empty mcdonald's cup

[jinjin]

coolman has so much sex appeal that he is required by law to cover his body and face whenever he goes out in public. Without the covering, women will swoon all over him, ripe of their clothes and toss their undergarments (with house key attached) at him.

[coolman]

< jinny, you're supposed to lie!>

Jinny lost her house key this way and had to get a lock smith to let her in.

Little did she know, that all she really had to do was knock and coolman would've let her in.

But they still won in the situation as the cute chick lock smith, jinny and coolman had a wild threesome for the rest of the night.

Unfortunately, we later learned that the cute chick lock smith had herpes and now jinny and I are fighting this unfortunate disease.

[jinjin]

coolman is a vigilante known as The Shadow. With his highly developed psychic powers, he is able to make other not see him. This power comes in handy when he makes a tour of the ladies changing area at all the local clothing stores and health clubs.