Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

[THAT_GUEST]

Jinjin will construct an ever lasting peace plan for the middle east, inevitably discover the truth behind JFK's assassination and disclose the truth to the world, and will make a super slurpee machine thaty will revolutionize convenience store mega-moneymaker frozen drinks.

[karrin]

Jinjin will construct an ever lasting peace plan for the middle east, inevitably discover the truth behind JFK's assassination and disclose the truth to the world, and will make a super slurpee machine thaty will revolutionize convenience store mega-moneymaker frozen drinks.

He doesnt do the sex act very well , he ends up trying to penetrate the nostrils

[Joyofsox]

karrin is head of a team of monkeys that tap keyboards at random.
It's not Shakespeare, not yet.

[THAT_GUEST]

Since she failed geography miserably in high school, she has been trying to make up for it in pseudo-knowlege on FF. She believes in the old saying of never letting the truth get in the way of a lackluster putdown or story.

[Joyofsox]

Was a cropduster in the sixties. and accidentally flew over the Bush ranch. George W was covered in insecticide and as a consequence is responsible for the state of the world today.
In hiding still and does not dare to show his face

[karrin]

karrin is head of a team of monkeys that tap keyboards at random.
It's not Shakespeare, not yet.

Erm ... is intelligent *shrugs shoulders*

[jinjin]

is an Egyptian princess

[pinkroxy]

Has a job in cleaning up peoples vomit in dark alleys by the pubs after there has been a big night out.

[THAT_GUEST]

Is in the process of making an all gay male troll workout tape to post in JFM to make the real trolls want they can't have. She will have an "adoring fan base," several threads paying "homage to her greatness," and endless accolades of "good cheer and well wishes" from the regular trolls that infest the place.

[femaleadmin]

is my older brother the one who bought the sex toys and straps for his wife

[jinjin]

is conducting interviews to hire product testers for sex toys.

[pinkroxy]

Wants to start her own business in hiring out sex toys to people, and running classes on giving them advice such as how they can play with an xbox controller

[jinjin]

created an interface to allow player interaction in MMORPG to control a vibrator, and she personally put in many hours of testing to prefect it.

[pinkroxy]

Jinjin has two diffrent coloured eyes one is red and the other is yellow that is because they are full of magical powers

[THAT_GUEST]

Is known for chikaning men on commuter trains, and they like it.