Bushshiter wrote:
[b]Merlin the [i]Kleptabalonian[/i]
You are still being a childish little monkey tossing its poopies at the humans...
One day all your tossed little poopies will all come back to you ll at once you fool, when you are seriously ill, and it will kill you... You are not hurting anyone but yourself... I just can't wake you to any reality... I bet if I picked you up by the ankles, and swung you around fast, bashing your head against trees for a whole day, you still would'nt clue-in... Are you about ten years old..? Do you still get breastfed..? Does mummy still take you everywhere she goes..? Do you tantrum a lot when things aren't going your way..? Do you like to kill little things..? Does it give you a sickly little salty rush inside..?
You are like the starling I watched jumping from branch to branch in a huge maple tree, in Ontario, in its following a fat old lady who was walking along the sidewalk under that tree's branches.. the bird trying to position itself just ahead and above her... The moment she was under the bird it bird released its poop, but missed her by only a few inches...
I had a pointy dart in my hand, and threw it at the bird.. and it stuck in, but fell out when the bird took flight... You are that starling... I've changed your handle to "birdiepoop bushnut"...