Thich Nhat Hanh

[The Pope]

Nice. You are obviously very skilled. I may make you a Cardinal.

[myron myron]

Sorry, but I have to pass.

You see, my Christian denomination rejects your claimed primacy and purported infallibility.

But I do like your outfits and hats -- you're a master at accessorizing.

[The Pope]

Then you may pass. I will allow it. A great loss, but I will bear it with fortitude.

Please excuse me now my son, my garments are in much disarray and my sceptred orb needs polishing.

[myron myron]

Then you may pass. I will allow it. A great loss, but I will bear it with fortitude.

Please excuse me now my son, my garments are in much disarray and my sceptred orb needs polishing.

Who does the polishing?

[The Pope]

My minions. Of which I have many.

I am very demanding. I am very high maintenance. I am The Pope. I ROCK.

You are very sexy.

[myron myron]

Ermmmm . . . thanks . . . I guess.

[The Pope]

So coy? I am a female Pope if it helps

[myron myron]

That does help.

Thank you kindly then.

[The Pope]

You are most welcome. Now you may kiss my Ring and polish my orbs.

[myron myron]

Giddy up.

[ILWL]

What the.......!

[GayandProud]

ello ello ello whats goin on 'ere then !

[myron myron]

It's a religious thing; you wouldn't understand it.

Now run along -- nothing to see here.

[The Pope]

Precisely. What he said.

oh my myron....they never told me about this in Pope school

[GayandProud]

PM received !! you are such a naughty girl A !!!!!!