Ivan Diederhoff wrote:Fred75 wrote:Fred75 worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Fred indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Fred came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Fred?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Fred, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Fred, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Fred. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
Fred, that's Ron White's material! I've seen the Blue Collar Comedy series. I'm amazed you lowered yourself to it though!
I like Ron's stuff.
Even went to see him once.
It was a good show.
