Is This US democracy?

Discuss Social and Political issues that are affecting you. Bash the Politicians!

Postby myron myron » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:57 pm

Go choke the chicken, cosmicBrat.
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Postby cosmicB » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:05 pm

...Me a Phil were on our first hunting trip together...

Phil had informed me that he was going hunting on the weekend.. and suddenly I caught the flash that he got killed, when a buck ram his chest with rack...
Good thing I was sitting for that one, or I wouldabeen...

"I'd like to go with you, as backup..."

"Great!.. I'll pick you up at 5:30 AM Saturday..."

["5:AM, YikeS!.. and something tiny, sinks in my chest... Means I'm the one who gits speared by a deerd... No probs!.. If I gotsta do fancy footwork, I'll do it right first time.. and have the option to kick the critter in its nuts while its falling to the ground with a headshot].. thinks I...

"OKz, but why 5: ..?"


"BANGUH".. almost a "Kamboomah".. shatters the forest serene...
We get separated in the shuffle.. and suddenly we's uh pannin' the perimeter, and catches aim of each other in our sites... What a RusH!..

And I hears the wounded Buck slampin' its hooves on rocks twenty feet behind me, but can't get to me because of all the tight brush.. But it Wants-to!.. It wants to kill me... I can feel it right to my marrows...

I aims my little solid slug rifle at the noise behind the bush, and says, "The moment I sees you, you is dead, and it won't hurt anymore.. Your choice to live or die now my friend...
It walked away quietly... And My brother didn't get killed on his hunting trip.. and me neither.. oh yay...


We continues strolling through the forest.. and we sees a tiny rabbit hiding behind a large tree, in the short grasses... And I thinks, "It needs be taught to watch its back!".. And Now!.. so I sneaks up behind it while its watching my brother.. And I grabs its back fur, and says a gentle "Gotcha!"... And its got its hind legs just a kickin' like a machine-gun going full tilt... And he's diggin' a hole in the dirt.. I says "Remember to watch your back!".. I releases it.. It bolts for the forest almost faster than I can see.. just a little gray streak.. goin' that way.. leaving a 15 foot trail of poops in a Streak all the way to the bushes.. progressively farther spaced as it accelerated...

I bet the rabbit sure caught a Rush from it...
probably burned uh hole in its psyche...
But Now it will watch its back too, and live longer too.. cuz wolves hunt in pairs.. and they just loves Rabbit...


I checks-out the streak of poops, leading into the bushes.. "I wouldn't a thought a rabbit could hold so much..?" t---t--t-t-t-t-t-thhhht!.. I bet he sure feels well cleaned out... and he's got a lot to think about now, after meeting up with one o them thar hoomuns in the jungle..."

We looks down to the streak of shids.. we breakup laughing to tears, and aching sides... We gotta face away and walk away, in an attempt to stop the painful laughing...

Go through the pain america... Forgive your assailant, forgive yourself, and lets just make everything god honest right.. suddenly... Lets make this planet Earth a planet of love and honesty... or remain in hell forever...

The Planet asks that you kindly stop killing Her...Or she Will kill you...

She's is primming to erase us all at once...
I'm glad I won't be here to feel it...

You critters got your Planet oh so angry at you... You is messin' with whole Universe's Love and Life when you is exterminating your home, your mother of Life...
Stop hurting the planet... Stop hurting Life and life.. and even the bugs... you are only killing yourselves... And Fast!.. That's the direction of becoming Hell...

Humans Do Not kill Humans... 'cept in hell...

Or does your god's bible tell us that it's ok to dive into Extinction, by doing things stupid...
Your bible was originally a physical, and mental health guide, set up by two brothers in the 700's... It's a book... It's message is to live as healthy as you can.. and that heaven and earth don't want assholes...
Learn the lesson.. Get Honest and Real.. and lets us continue-on evolving into all that neat stuff that's written in our DNA, for us to grow into and be...
We are more than this...
93% more... Don't throw it away because you can't understand it... Learn some to see if it feels good... It feels like you grew a few feet... some feels like you grew a mile.. some light-years... it's a fun ride... a lot better than stuck in hell... You gotta embrace your whole Being.. your soul, if it's there.. your whole mind.. your whole body.. and especially your Spirit... Bring yourself all together into one solid loving real you... Embrace all the life on the planet, into your chest... Feel you breathe with the planet... and keep going, to deep-void, where the mother Earth is communicating with you, her child...
Ask to feel her pain, if you are absolutely 100% physically fit...
If you're not, don't do it!..

Caution!.. is a good plan to have some cold water nearby, to splash face to break focus...

We are hurting her... She is a creature...
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Postby myron myron » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:42 pm

Go plug the dolphin, cosmicBrat.
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Postby cosmicB » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:47 pm

No thanks!.. The Dolphin is my brother in the cosmos... We've embraced, but we don't play with our poops like you do doodoo head...

Go make gum bubbles in yer butt...
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Postby Cambridge » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:19 am

There’s a certain quality to which this thread has devolved. And it hasn’t escaped my notice as to who are the participants. :lol:
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Postby cosmicB » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:15 am

Yeah! you felt that too, did you.. You must be psychic, or something..?
It happens every time that myron nut-case tries to slander me from hell...
Seems that mindless nut-case follows me nearly everywhere, in this lovely forum, like a pair of soiled underwear and sweaty gym socks in the middle of the game... At least now I know how the Lake Erie Perch feels when it has a lamprey stuck to its belly... Seems I've got a myron stuck to me azz.. and it's holding-on tighter than Bagwan's vampire...

So what is it that you want to chat about cambridge?.. Do you know how to chat without flaming?..
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Postby Cambridge » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:21 am

Soz, cos, it wasn't my intention to flame anyone...just to poke fun. :lol: :lol: You are one of the most colorful writers on this site...or any other, for that matter. I have never seen such wild metaphors and similies. Keep it up...it's entertaining. :wave:
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Postby ZiaAries » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:20 am

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Postby cosmicB » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:04 am

Yeah... I enjoy my writing too... Sometimes it makes me laugh to tears...

So this was a thread about "american democracy" I suppose..? and I think it's going no-where.. So howzabout we modify the thread to encompass "World Governance"..? and pick a new world order out from our bums and noses, like how they got initial Greek democracy...

Or, trash democracy, and all the present systems, and piece together a new human governance system.. one that actually works...
It's probably in the data in my head.. there's probably thousands of related systems in this data.. I just need "triggers" to light it up, and get it out...
And this time I'll try my best to just skip-over the posts by assholes and bullies, without gettin' into their mindless battles...

But I do so enjoy the fight, and the winning.. is why I'm pondering on dying soon... There's nothing here for me but your pain, and nothing more to win here, but your hate...

Howzit going where you are..? Is hell closin' in on you like warm rotted honey too..? I don't like it on this planet with you critters anymore... There ain't anything meaner in the whole universe as you... Everywhere else is love and respect, but here... Even the sweetheart dragons, and cuddly werewolves, and my most wicked pets, all know and share honest respect where it's due.. but humans seem to have lost all respect for humanity, and themselves, and all life... and that's scary as hell...
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Postby myron myron » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:26 am

You're a caricature of yourself.
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Postby cosmicB » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:10 pm

...but humans seem to have lost all respect for humanity, and themselves, and all life... and that's scary as hell...

I wonder if that myron character has ever seen the sunlight..?

I bet it eats its own poop, and the stuff it picks from its nose and ears and sores...

You do your job poorly, moron.. You Can't... All you do is evolve what you are supposed to stop... You should be pumping midnight gas-gbs... Are you gonna have your fatal heart attack soon..? Not to worry.. your kid has the InH tax all quieted, so you won't loose anything to america when you kicks the bucket... You won't be missed... You're just a little girlie-bitch in a richman's corpse... I see that your IP makes you batman in another forum.. and superman in yet another.. and shrek too in another... Well.. You've sure got a life on the Net... Lots of 'em... So who are you on Sundays.. I'm bets you are god on Sundays..? You crazy old man... All you got is viagra, and your callused hand, and memories of when you could get up off the couch without assistance.. and when could walk without a third leg... Hows it feel to know that all what you did in your life only damaged this plane in every way..? You sure are a lonely sorry hateful thing... All you've got left of life is hate... I bet it gives you stomach aches to no end.. but that case of calcium/barium liquid helps, don't it...
Well!.. At least you've got your god to pull you into his heaven if nothing else, if you say the right prayer poems... God Wants you in his heaven, to fill the zoos, and to shovel 'em out, and toss rocks at hell, and at us... WoW!.. You've got it All.. and quack-grass and dandelions, at the cottage... Are you gonna expire in bed, at the cottage, or in a hospital ward, or limping by the pool in a sweater and bathrobe in the summer..? Has wifey ever sucked the dinkie..? I bet not... I bet wifey must wear latex gloves to touch the vile thing... Sex must be hell for you, and mostly in solo-secret, hiding from the cameras... At least you've got your viagra.. it makes everything be ok.. don't it..? Myron, you're one Sick puppy!.. I'm ashamed to have you on my planet...
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Postby The Colonel » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:14 pm

myron myron wrote:You're a caricature of yourself.


What are you then Nick?
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Postby myron myron » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:24 pm

I am a lawyer.

And you can tell walker I know his IP address -- and all the rest.

I can find out yours too.
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Postby The Colonel » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:27 pm

myron myron wrote:I am a lawyer.

And you can tell walker I know his IP address -- and all the rest.

I can find out yours too.


I'll refer this post to Female Admin.
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Postby myron myron » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:39 pm

The Colonel wrote:
myron myron wrote:I am a lawyer.

And you can tell walker I know his IP address -- and all the rest.

I can find out yours too.

I'll refer this post to Female Admin.

Admin has nothing to do with it.
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