Ohhhhh Allllllllphie!! I've been wearing NO trousers or BI furcated garments of ANY kind all the time since 2004. By the way, you mean the Moon is NOT made of Cheese??
By the way, having read all the last 8 pages of this thread, I have come to a conclusion. Alf...MUST be very young. He is VERY good at copy/pasting other's quotes, but is lost when it comes to "original" thought. He responds with nastyness because he knows how to spell NO words with more than 7 letters in them. I think "welcome" was the longest word he typed in 10 pages, and he didn't mean it. His favorite word is "FACT" usually after some inane comment. As far as KiltyCol's comment that Alf might be a SkirtCafe member in hiding. No way, Alf is not nearly bright enough to be a member there. There are people at SkirtCafe that understand applied sciences and participal math. I doubt if Alf even knows what either of those are. If he does, then I ask him to please explain the true meaning of "id".
I'm not downgrading Alf's abilities. I don't think he has any TO downgrade.
for once, Alf, I'll side with you on this one. KiltyCol and his mates @ skirt-cafe are trying to force all men to dress like him for some strange reason.
Again wrong. That job at SkirtCafe has been taken over by someone SkirtCafers would love to see come over here and leave them forever. A "Peter v." pushes daily for everyone to dress as feminine as possible like him. Mostly we ignore him, too bad the posters here haven't been able to ignore Alf.
I came to wearing skirts a strange way. I, as I got older, started having bad lower back and hip pain from Polio I had as a child. I was taking up to 240 Hydrocodone a month for the pain. My doctor recommended a "medicinal wrap" that wrapped around me from about 3 inches above my bellybutton to mid thigh, and I was wearing a nightshirt type garment over it around my house. It WORKED LIKE GANGBUSTERS but I was afraid to wear it outside AND the wrap only lasted about 3 months before having to be replaced at $400.00 USD a pop. It was hot, sticky and sweaty too. My girlfriend suggested I take it off and try something she'd sewn for me. What she'd made was a cloth tube with a rear zipper and fit me like a glove. As soon as I put it on my pain disappeared. WOW..To shorten a year long story, she made several other similar tubes and one day, I said the amazing words..for me...This thing looks like a skirt in the mirror..With not a seconds pause she said: IT IS..I FREAKED!! I can't be wearing a skirt, I'm a man, I said..She said, I'm wearing pants, should I change? but, but, but, but, but, but I said..And my life took a new direction. After going with me to Sears, K-Mart and a few other big stores in my area and seeing hardly any one noticed what I was wearing and the few that did were all complimentary AND women. I started to smile...and am still smiling. NO PAIN, no chafe in my crotch, no crotch, no getting up 15 times a night at Bingo to "shake out my parts" Life has gotten a lot better for me. Thanks to Judy and her sewing. Unfortunately, in June of 2006, Judy promoted me to going on a vacation to do something I'd always wanted to do but hadn't done. Go to the World Series of P.o.k.e.r (for some reason the card game is deleted by the site without added periods) in Las Vegas and play one of the tournaments. While I was gone, she figured out my paypal password and robbed me of $3,865.60. I do miss her, but I can't have a thief living in my house. (c:P
by johnie on Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:41 pm 
