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Jin Jin and Cosmicb talk about Life...

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Jin Jin and Cosmicb talk about Life...

Postby cosmicB » Sun May 03, 2009 4:28 am

How's your happy today..? your majesty...
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Re: Jin Jin and Cosmicb talk about Life...

Postby jinjin » Tue May 05, 2009 4:57 am

It has been pretty busy. I am not complaining. It is better than struggling to find work to keep everyone busy.
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Re: Jin Jin and Cosmicb talk about Life...

Postby cosmicB » Sun May 10, 2009 4:00 pm

How many people depend on you to keep busy..?

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All Saturday I had to build a ten by ten tent, from electrical conduit and a swimming-pool tarp...
To refinish these three doors outsides outside.. given this is about to be "the rainy season"...
Can you imagine how tough it is to solo tarp a ten by ten tent with a huge tarp..?
At least there wasn't any wind.. oh yay...

I've got a pocket-fistful of salted cashews and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macadamia , for the little ground squirrel who visits the bird-feeder, and parks in the tree a couple feet above my head, to watche me working with tools...
and she barks real-pissed, when she smells dust rise-up from my work... I wonders if she would like to try Coconut..?
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Postby jinjin » Mon May 11, 2009 2:08 am

Currently seventeen. I plan to maintain more than enough work for them and use contractors as a buffer.

My husband has a leaky window to repair. He thinks the water is getting into the house through the shutter, and is going to verify it by using flashing tape to cover where the top of the shutter meets the wall. When the weather gets better, he plans to add a small faux roof over the window before fixing the window.
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Re: Jin Jin and Cosmicb talk about Life...

Postby cosmicB » Wed May 13, 2009 6:05 am

"Seventeen to keep busy"... Is there any way you can teach them to be busy on there own..? like when there's nothing to do, they'll know to jump to something that needs doing...

I saw on a TV talk show.. Johnny Carson, bad mouthing an elderly lady for supposedly "jumping out of bed, and immediately vacuuming the whole house"... I thought "If the lady is watching that show, how does that lady feel about being bad mouthed for just being her own good..?"
I thought about it.. and set the vacuum at the bedroom door, and the moment I woke, I jumped out of bed, and vacuumed the whole apartment in five-minutes, even before I had a pee... and while I was sipping my coffee, I looked around at my cleaner apartment proud, and felt something change in me, like something fell into place, and clicked... Seemed I had killed much of my laziness by that morning-vacuuming scenario...

Maybe if you instruct those 17 workers to jump out of bed, and before they even pee, vacuum the whole home...
Then you might have 17 people who enjoy looking for something to do immediately after something has been finished...
Or maybe you' ll just have 17 good morning vacuumers..? I don't know...

I opened the door this morning, and noticed a large bumble bee on my doorstep.. a little creature on my doorstep awaiting my care... She seemed near death... I picked her up, and brought her in, and set her on a paper towel, and gave her a drop of water, and some honey, and warmed her by holding my finger to her back.. and in about a minute she was standing... I set her in the sun, in the backyard, and in a few minutes she was flying all around the yard, searching for a suitable place to build her nest...
While I was velvet touching her back, I promised I would feed honey to her babies... She is most welcome in my yard... I bet I'll have friendly bumble bees in my yard this summer... They'll probably land on my hands, and I'll probably be able to pick them up, and caress their backs, and feed them drops of honey...

While I was sanding these doors that I'm refinishing, I sees a tiny mouse run and hide under the mower... so I scoops up a handful of bird seed, and slowly approaches the little thing, and it bolts when it sees me, but stops after I says "You're Safe".. It watches me slowly pour out a handful of seeds in front of it, a foot from it...
I turns around, to see the little squirrel running along the power lines, proud, with a large chunk of the cheese-bun that I had scattered in the lane for the birds...
My yard is full of little critters.. A yard full of Life that doesn't fear me... What can the meaning of life be, but to love life, and have Life love you back...
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Re: Jin Jin and Cosmicb talk about Life...

Postby jinjin » Fri May 22, 2009 3:51 am

The need to find an activity that is budgeted. Managing research and development staff is a bit different from managing off-shore workers or assembly line workers. The R&D staff need to be assigned to investment opportunities, while the others are assigned to line activities. The budget is tight, so it is unlikely that they will find other work at random. Also, I would like to minimise staff rotation so I can maintain my existing knowledge base. For staff assignment, I meet with my peers to review current funded project activities in need of resources (people).

This a nice story about the squirrels. There are many small animals in my area. Several times a day, ducks cross the road in front of my office. I stopped fro the ducks this morning and in the afternoon. Other than the ducks, I have not seen many animals out in the open recently. I think they are staying in the shaded woods, behind my yard, where it is cooler. It got pretty hot last week and this week. Summer has finally arrived.

I am on holiday until Tuesday. I hope the weather forecast is wrong. The forecast is rain for this weekend. I am looking forward to relaxing under an umbrella along the ocean front.
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Re: Jin Jin and Cosmicb talk about Life...

Postby cosmicB » Fri May 22, 2009 6:26 pm

I just got a safe and inexpensive idea for something to stop people's itches...

Mites are in epidemic proportions all around the world now...
I see at least 40% of screened actors scratching at mites on-set, in the flics, and on TV... This little invention would be an instant cure... I'm sure it would sell at least a million per nation, monthly...

Are you any good at business..?

I'm not good at business.. they killed that part of my spirit.. those who didn't want me to win...
I'm just a great scientist, and cosmic gentleman sorcerer...


How's the water leak coming..?

Are the 17 workers, blue collar/or white collar..?

Why don't we have a keyboard that has separate buttons for "?" & "/"..? I prefer to key with eyes assist... I sometimes can get it up to 60-words a minute with just two fingers... I don't want to learn how to type...
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Postby cosmicB » Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:55 pm

JJ.. you really got-to try this..

Get your buzz-on.. Installed Laura Branigan's "Lucky" in your music player, and got out to a quiet secluded pristine forest and lake.. Standing between the forest and the lake, listening to "Lucky" loud, trying not to dance and sing.. till you feels like you're gonna burst if you don'ts immediately jump into dancing and singing...


(good plan to have done potty before..)

And please don't be surprised nor frightened should wild creatures approach... They really only want to share in your serenade to Life... Even a huge wasp crawling across your face, means absolutely no harm.. It's with you as "friend"... Even "the huge bear" standing a few inches behind you.. It's with you as friend... Just watch-out for humans.. They're dangerous!..
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Postby jinjin » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:56 am

Well, it is dance music. I would dance before bursting.

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Postby cosmicB » Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:09 pm

Invent a new dance hun.. "Burst-Dance"...

I see a form of dancing in my mind, of me doing an extreme male-stripper dance.. adding extreme cosmic sorcery to the motion, to make the ladies in the audience feel my touch, and orgasm... I'm sure I could make half the audience suddenly orgasm from spectating my dance.. but I'm shy, so it'll never happen...

Sometimes I have dreams of me singing in front of a huge Black audience.. and singing high notes that makes them all just sit there silent, with their mouths agape.. but I'm too shy to sing in public... Whenever I do things in public, everyone stops what they're doing, and stares at me like I'm supposed to be entertaining them.. then the twits comment on it, belittling me, and that stops me cold, is when I get angry, and I hits them with some hard sorcery.. like on a dance floor in a fag disco.. when John Savage, the actor, took us all out for drinks... The babe says, "See, dancing in public isn't so hard".. I lost it, and hit the audience with an full-powered illusion of me having sex with the hooker I was "dancing" with... When I opened my eyes, the hooker was grinding her crotch against my crotch, half the dance floor were either on the floor almost screwing, one couple was screwing on the floor, most were mauling each other in going with my energy, is when I suddenly cut power to the whole thing, and they all woke-up to see what they were doing... I really don't like dancing in public...
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Re: Jin Jin and Cosmicb talk about Life...

Postby cosmicB » Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:31 am

"..would dance before bursting."

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"bursting" = "spice"...
Prerequisite be "burst", or peak-anger... Any less be only "prayer".. "farts to the wind".. like if you farted in China, I'd be smelling it in a week.. like you mine... It's a ball of floating-rock, with tiny growths living on it...

You don't spice every food with the same spice.. as you don't chew your drink...

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Re: Managing a beehive of R&D's.. One must realize that great-minds become tired.. To push tired-mind = "boss enjoy killing people slowly"... It all a zoo... Everything is dying more than it's living...
One get as much fun pulling the heads off neighbor's cats.. and kids.. as "his majesty camp-commandant"...
To push longer, more productive work days, the work must deserve, within the framework of life and love, deserve to be "longer work days", for longer work days to evolve on its own...
But today, business that demand "gold caviar in dirty cereal-bowl", deserve only raisin shoved into it cold hard porridge, up nose, or up "other-places"...


restraint = raw power...


I wonders if "re" = "raw"..?
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Postby cosmicB » Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:51 pm

This morn, I'm starting work in the shed, sorting everything's to shelves... when a young hornet flies into the shed straight to me.. hovers ever so softly, without sound.. her wings looking like soft aural flare... "a soft bee" thinks I... She gently touches my hand, the hand I hold the honey-spoon with.. She flies to the dish that I put honey in... She came into the shed to ask me for honey... When I approached the dish with the spoon of honey, she was waiting at the dish...
Me thinks it was the queen communicating to me through her... She was way too mature for such a young bee... Her shape was very different from all other hornets I've ever seen... She was probably born to ask me for more honey...
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Postby jinjin » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:40 am

On my way to work, I saw a deer lying in the centre lane of the motorway. It had been driven over by so many vehicles that its body was completely flat. It was a sad sight.
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Postby cosmicB » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:21 pm

Just get a shovel, and a box, and you've got 50-pounds of fine burger.. same stuff they sell in those fast-"food" places.. and who knows.. maybe that's where they get some of their meat products..? Send a couple of burly employees out at night to scour the highways for tomorrow's meat orders...
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Postby jinjin » Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:24 am

I prefer fish over red meat. Jelly fish is a good source of protein.
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