Happened to pee on a drunk!!

[H. Franklin Layne]

We did not see him before we squad and starting to pee. but when you have the bladder full of beer you just can´t stop. If we have moved we have pissed in our pants. I just think hope he do not wake up and he did not. Better 1 person get pissed on the all the four of us to piss in the pants. Very stupid of him the get there sleeping, when everybody knows thats people go there to pee .

I think the most other woman had done the same thing.

It was your mistake. Your observation skills failed you. You were the one who made the "stupid" mistake. Pissing on someone else to avoid pissing on yourself is totally wrong.

We squad all 4 behind the garbage bin and we sat very thight. I dont think it was possible to move from there at all and we could not stop pissing. what had you done yourself? had you removed your trousers and pee in your pants? I think its a mistake to go sleeping in a peeingplace whre many people squad at a festival!

The thought of actually waiting your turn for the toilet before you left your party never occurred to you, did it? I sure am glad I can go to any place in the world,and be treated to the festering odor of the urine of people like you....too damned lazy to wait your turn!

Isn't there a urine fetish chat board that would suit this story better?

[Lena]

I bet this is the same fool who posted the other week about having her first kids at 12

[karrin]

The OP is an attention seeking cockk

[Lena]

Nobody can argue with that ...................

[H. Franklin Layne]

I bet this is the same fol who posted the other week about having her first kids at 12

Well, that is certainly something to brag about! Maybe her last name is Palin?

[myron myron]

It happened last summer when I and 3 of my female friends where out and at the festival in our city. On the way home after a lot of beer we where bursting to pee and there was so many people out that we colud not get to any public toilet. So we decided to pee in an alley. Its a peeingplace where many femles squad on the way home from the pubs. Somebody thinks its nasty to do it but me and my friends pee there almost every time on the way home from the pub. Not so nice for those who live tehere but when you gota go you gota go.

When we got there we decided to squad behind a garbagebin so noone could see us ( its not so nice to pee so the people who live there can see what you are doing ). When all four just hade squad down and started to pee wee notice a drunk man sleeping just by the garbage bin just in front of uss where our pee ran. First we get shocked, but then we realised that we could not stop peeing. So we just go on peeing, and sat there aahhaaha, it was so nice after to much beer. LOL! When we where ready we just get the hell out of there. It was such a nice relife but o a felt guilty afterwards.

But what could we do?

Very nice story, Diana, with a happy ending too.

[jinjin]

We did not see him before we squad and starting to pee. but when you have the bladder full of beer you just can´t stop. If we have moved we have pissed in our pants. I just think hope he do not wake up and he did not. Better 1 person get pissed on the all the four of us to piss in the pants. Very stupid of him the get there sleeping, when everybody knows thats people go there to pee .

I think the most other woman had done the same thing.

It was your mistake. Your observation skills failed you. You were the one who made the "stupid" mistake. Pissing on someone else to avoid pissing on yourself is totally wrong.

We squad all 4 behind the garbage bin and we sat very thight. I dont think it was possible to move from there at all and we could not stop pissing. what had you done yourself? had you removed your trousers and pee in your pants? I think its a mistake to go sleeping in a peeingplace whre many people squad at a festival!

First, I have not allowed myself to be in your position of peeing in public but if I were in your situation, I would have pissed on my own pants to avoid pissing on the man because my sensibility will not permit me to inconvenience someone instead of myself. I would consider inconveniencing someone in my place to be a very selfish act on my part.

This has been my personal experience, more than once. When in a party, I will not allow food to fall away from my body. If I can help it, I will make it fall towards my body so that it does not get onto other's people clothing or splatter on them. Sometimes, I may jump straight up when the food falls. This can make the difference of getting food on a dark coloured skirt instead of a light coloured blouse. I can always get my clothes cleaned or replace them. I prefer this to forcing the situation on somebody else.

Therefore, if you are expecting me to agree with your point of view on how the situation should have been handled then forget it.

[H. Franklin Layne]

We did not see him before we squad and starting to pee. but when you have the bladder full of beer you just can´t stop. If we have moved we have pissed in our pants. I just think hope he do not wake up and he did not. Better 1 person get pissed on the all the four of us to piss in the pants. Very stupid of him the get there sleeping, when everybody knows thats people go there to pee .

I think the most other woman had done the same thing.

It was your mistake. Your observation skills failed you. You were the one who made the "stupid" mistake. Pissing on someone else to avoid pissing on yourself is totally wrong.

We squad all 4 behind the garbage bin and we sat very thight. I dont think it was possible to move from there at all and we could not stop pissing. what had you done yourself? had you removed your trousers and pee in your pants? I think its a mistake to go sleeping in a peeingplace whre many people squad at a festival!

First, I have not allowed myself to be in your position of peeing in public but if I were in your situation, I would have pissed on my own pants to avoid pissing on the man because my sensibility will not permit me to inconvenience someone instead of myself. I would consider inconveniencing someone in my place to be a very selfish act on my part.

This has been my personal experience, more than once. When in a party, I will not allow food to fall away from my body. If I can help it, I will make it fall towards my body so that it does not get onto other's people clothing or splatter on them. Sometimes, I may jump straight up when the food falls. This can make the difference of getting food on a dark coloured skirt instead of a light coloured blouse. I can always get my clothes cleaned or replace them. I prefer this to forcing the situation on somebody else.

Therefore, if you are expecting me to agree with your point of view on how the situation should have been handled then forget it.

Jinjin, that has got to be the prime example of politely, and ever so eloquently telling someone to STFU without actually saying the words!

[Cambridge]

We did not see him before we squad and starting to pee. but when you have the bladder full of beer you just can´t stop. If we have moved we have pissed in our pants. I just think hope he do not wake up and he did not. Better 1 person get pissed on the all the four of us to piss in the pants. Very stupid of him the get there sleeping, when everybody knows thats people go there to pee .

I think the most other woman had done the same thing.

It was your mistake. Your observation skills failed you. You were the one who made the "stupid" mistake. Pissing on someone else to avoid pissing on yourself is totally wrong.

We squad all 4 behind the garbage bin and we sat very thight. I dont think it was possible to move from there at all and we could not stop pissing. what had you done yourself? had you removed your trousers and pee in your pants? I think its a mistake to go sleeping in a peeingplace whre many people squad at a festival!

First, I have not allowed myself to be in your position of peeing in public but if I were in your situation, I would have pissed on my own pants to avoid pissing on the man because my sensibility will not permit me to inconvenience someone instead of myself. I would consider inconveniencing someone in my place to be a very selfish act on my part.

This has been my personal experience, more than once. When in a party, I will not allow food to fall away from my body. If I can help it, I will make it fall towards my body so that it does not get onto other's people clothing or splatter on them. Sometimes, I may jump straight up when the food falls. This can make the difference of getting food on a dark coloured skirt instead of a light coloured blouse. I can always get my clothes cleaned or replace them. I prefer this to forcing the situation on somebody else.

Therefore, if you are expecting me to agree with your point of view on how the situation should have been handled then forget it.

Jinjin, that has got to be the prime example of politely, and ever so eloquently telling someone to STFU without actually saying the words!

+1

[Big Ben]

It happened last summer when I and 3 of my female friends where out and at the festival in our city. On the way home after a lot of beer we where bursting to pee and there was so many people out that we colud not get to any public toilet. So we decided to pee in an alley. Its a peeingplace where many femles squad on the way home from the pubs. Somebody thinks its nasty to do it but me and my friends pee there almost every time on the way home from the pub. Not so nice for those who live tehere but when you gota go you gota go.

When we got there we decided to squad behind a garbagebin so noone could see us ( its not so nice to pee so the people who live there can see what you are doing ). When all four just hade squad down and started to pee wee notice a drunk man sleeping just by the garbage bin just in front of uss where our pee ran. First we get shocked, but then we realised that we could not stop peeing. So we just go on peeing, and sat there aahhaaha, it was so nice after to much beer. LOL! When we where ready we just get the hell out of there. It was such a nice relife but o a felt guilty afterwards.

But what could we do?

Very nice story, Diana, with a happy ending too.

I agree. Nice story, Diana. Did that drunk spend Christmas alone?

[Winston Smith]

Diana. I suggest you f*ck off. I can't put it any more clearly than that.

[Mac]

And just so know one misunderestimates me , I was just having a little joke at the OP's expense. I do not make it a habit to pee on drunks, or anyone else, either for fun or profit. And peeing behind dumpsters is right out, so declasse. I'd go back in the club and use the men's room first

Isn't it great that women have the advantage of using the men's room? What would happen if men used the women's room?

There is nothing wrong with you peeing in the alley. If guys can do it then women should also be able to do it.

Better yet, all public restrooms should be multi-user unisex. Then the waiting time would be equal for everybody.

[tower208]

Look before you piss next time.

[ane851]

It's only a drunk tramp. He pisses himself anyway so just carry on.

[C.G.]

Ya know......I think I have seen this post somewhere before.....