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http://joliepittonline.org/fanfics/

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Gawd, I bet it's a LAFF a minute in that place! We've ALREADY had a sample of what their fanfic consists of; who could ever forget "He began to punish her with his speed stick"

[Skeletrout]

I saw them talking about the "grotto" and figured it would be a gold mine of comedy. Thanks for finding this....
Boy they aren't too bright....I'm not even registered and I can see some of their emails......I won't abuse it though. Not of a Loon mind.
They have a Twitter page with a whole 78 followers! LOL I thought there were tens of thousands of them?
http://twitter.com/JoliePittOnline/foll ... 0069107887
wow
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jolie-Pit ... 9266947855

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Angelina cried out as she felt herself shudder and climax as Brad nibbled at the sensitive pink folds that concealed her entrance. Brad grinned as she tugged at his hair, trying to pull him up so they were face-to-face. Sliding his hands up her smooth back, he licked and kissed her lips and began to kiss every inch of her body, including the slight scar that marred the lower portion of her belly. She was so beautiful and Brad loved her more than she would ever know. He had been sleeping when he heard her moan in her sleep. He had turned to wake her when he realized his sexy lady love was having one of those hot and wet fantasies. As if that weren’t wonderful enough, he had heard her yell out the name “Achilles” and what better way to reprise his former role than like this? Deciding to mess things up a bit, Brad pretended that she was “Olympias,” mother of Alexander and also an indirect descendant of Achilles according to myth. So, while she had been sleeping, Brad proceeded to make love with her with his hands and mouth. But now it was time to use another tool. His rock-hard *****. Before she could say anything, Brad flipped Angelina onto her stomach and got up on his knees behind her. Pulling her hips back towards his erection, Brad inserted the tip of himself inside her and then thrust all the way in. Angelina cried out at the sharp and full sensation, but soon her cries became moans of pleasure as Brad grabbed hold of her hips and began to ram himself in and out of her at a steady pace. She grabbed onto the bedposts for support as Brad began to increase the length of his pace and thrusts, punishing her with his speed stick. She muffled her scream into the pillow, not wanting to wake anybody up. After a few minutes of building up the pinnacle of their sexual flight, Brad and Angelina climaxed together in a hot and beautiful mess. A few seconds later, it was Angelina’s turn to be the dominant one. Angelina watched as she lowered herself unto the Bradley pony, watching his **** disappear seemingly forever inside her. Bracing her palms on his chest for support, Angelina began to grind as Brad played with her big breasts. She was the hottest MILF he had ever seen. Soon after riding him for what seemed to be eternity, Angelina climaxed, unable to stop from screaming her powerful and intense ****** into his face. Brad kissed her as she fell forward in a disheveled heap. He came soon after, for nice guys always finish last. After a few minutes of snuggling and some pillow talk, the lovers soon fell asleep once more, with their limbs entangled and melding into one another’s, just like their love. The End

DEFUNCThttp://www.brangelinaforever.com ... php?sid=43

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/06/26 ... nt-1615791

[lynnie]

Angelina cried out as she felt herself shudder and climax as Brad nibbled at the sensitive pink folds that concealed her entrance. Brad grinned as she tugged at his hair, trying to pull him up so they were face-to-face. Sliding his hands up her smooth back, he licked and kissed her lips and began to kiss every inch of her body, including the slight scar that marred the lower portion of her belly. She was so beautiful and Brad loved her more than she would ever know. He had been sleeping when he heard her moan in her sleep. He had turned to wake her when he realized his sexy lady love was having one of those hot and wet fantasies. As if that weren’t wonderful enough, he had heard her yell out the name “Achilles” and what better way to reprise his former role than like this? Deciding to mess things up a bit, Brad pretended that she was “Olympias,” mother of Alexander and also an indirect descendant of Achilles according to myth. So, while she had been sleeping, Brad proceeded to make love with her with his hands and mouth. But now it was time to use another tool. His rock-hard *****. Before she could say anything, Brad flipped Angelina onto her stomach and got up on his knees behind her. Pulling her hips back towards his erection, Brad inserted the tip of himself inside her and then thrust all the way in. Angelina cried out at the sharp and full sensation, but soon her cries became moans of pleasure as Brad grabbed hold of her hips and began to ram himself in and out of her at a steady pace. She grabbed onto the bedposts for support as Brad began to increase the length of his pace and thrusts, punishing her with his speed stick. She muffled her scream into the pillow, not wanting to wake anybody up. After a few minutes of building up the pinnacle of their sexual flight, Brad and Angelina climaxed together in a hot and beautiful mess. A few seconds later, it was Angelina’s turn to be the dominant one. Angelina watched as she lowered herself unto the Bradley pony, watching his **** disappear seemingly forever inside her. Bracing her palms on his chest for support, Angelina began to grind as Brad played with her big breasts. She was the hottest MILF he had ever seen. Soon after riding him for what seemed to be eternity, Angelina climaxed, unable to stop from screaming her powerful and intense ****** into his face. Brad kissed her as she fell forward in a disheveled heap. He came soon after, for nice guys always finish last. After a few minutes of snuggling and some pillow talk, the lovers soon fell asleep once more, with their limbs entangled and melding into one another’s, just like their love. The End

DEFUNCThttp://www.brangelinaforever.com ... php?sid=43

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/06/26 ... nt-1615791

LOL

Do they speak in French when they speak of the GROTTO..Inquiring minds and all that!!!-lynnie

[Guest]

These fanfics creep me the f*ck out. Sure, I don't mind fanfics when its about fictional characters, but writing a story about two real people based on a fantazy that you have? That's just sick and stalkerish.

[Guest]

The fanfic Loons had better start the rewriting process soon -- essentially a 'search and replace' for Bradders.

[Plucky_ Gold]

I think the truth is Jolie drugged him and raped him. Else why is she hoping she's pregnant when he is on the verge of checking out ?

[TheBradleyPony]

So nice to know I am remembered lolol

[Skeletrout]

I still can't get over the fact they called his manhood a pony! Not a stallion or steed...a little pony! lololololololol
At least they are honest sometimes.

[Guest]

Angelina cried out as she felt herself shudder and climax as Brad nibbled at the sensitive pink folds that concealed her entrance. Brad grinned as she tugged at his hair, trying to pull him up so they were face-to-face. Sliding his hands up her smooth back, he licked and kissed her lips and began to kiss every inch of her body, including the slight scar that marred the lower portion of her belly. She was so beautiful and Brad loved her more than she would ever know. He had been sleeping when he heard her moan in her sleep. He had turned to wake her when he realized his sexy lady love was having one of those hot and wet fantasies. As if that weren’t wonderful enough, he had heard her yell out the name “Achilles” and what better way to reprise his former role than like this? Deciding to mess things up a bit, Brad pretended that she was “Olympias,” mother of Alexander and also an indirect descendant of Achilles according to myth. So, while she had been sleeping, Brad proceeded to make love with her with his hands and mouth. But now it was time to use another tool. His rock-hard *****. Before she could say anything, Brad flipped Angelina onto her stomach and got up on his knees behind her. Pulling her hips back towards his erection, Brad inserted the tip of himself inside her and then thrust all the way in. Angelina cried out at the sharp and full sensation, but soon her cries became moans of pleasure as Brad grabbed hold of her hips and began to ram himself in and out of her at a steady pace. She grabbed onto the bedposts for support as Brad began to increase the length of his pace and thrusts, punishing her with his speed stick. She muffled her scream into the pillow, not wanting to wake anybody up. After a few minutes of building up the pinnacle of their sexual flight, Brad and Angelina climaxed together in a hot and beautiful mess. A few seconds later, it was Angelina’s turn to be the dominant one. Angelina watched as she lowered herself unto the Bradley pony, watching his **** disappear seemingly forever inside her. Bracing her palms on his chest for support, Angelina began to grind as Brad played with her big breasts. She was the hottest MILF he had ever seen. Soon after riding him for what seemed to be eternity, Angelina climaxed, unable to stop from screaming her powerful and intense ****** into his face. Brad kissed her as she fell forward in a disheveled heap. He came soon after, for nice guys always finish last. After a few minutes of snuggling and some pillow talk, the lovers soon fell asleep once more, with their limbs entangled and melding into one another’s, just like their love. The End

DEFUNCThttp://www.brangelinaforever.com ... php?sid=43

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/06/26 ... nt-1615791

Well, at least they are embracing the fact that she gets off on keeping it in the family.

[Guest-non]

OH MY GOD!!!

That was one of the funniest things I have read in a looooooooooong time!!!

[me2009]

The image of stinky and drunk billygoat brad doing skeletina with his teeny weeny "speedstick"/"bradley pony" is just ewwwwww.

[Guest-non]

I think that fan site is not really a fan site but one which was created for the "brand"... that must be why they want registration for the forum to even view it, I dont know of any forums that do that unless they have really risque and not-for-general-public viewing content....

I'll check it out shortly and see who actually owns it and who registered the site....

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http://joliepittonline.org/fanfics/

Has anyone been there? If so, a report please.

Okay, some research shows that this web site is owned by Hollywood.com, it is NOT a fan site created by a fan, but rather it is a corporate site owned in some way (probably in partnership with the Jolie-Pitt Foundation)... and they use it to make money by selling those snake necklaces and other stuff....
http://whois.domaintools.com/joliepittonline.org

If you look at the page above, it shows the registrant and admin email as [email protected] - definitely not a real fan site, but a corporation site....

There is probably more to this, but it's late and I need to sleep....