The Hidden Grotto

[kjuiyjnb]

Brad and Angie decided to cook a large meal for their fabulous family. Angie picked out a tub of Greek yogurt from the fridge, Brad smirked and rolled his eyes. He hated anything Greek, he had spend 7 excruciating, soul killing years with a bland Greek woman, who could only be described as blow of cheap oats. Brad had been trying his best to forget those years and carry on with the rest of his life with his soul mate, lover, best friend he ever had--his one only Mrs. Angelina Jolie-Pitt. Angie Smiled her beautiful smile, that could send warm fuzzies up and down his spine and tighten his jeans as well as warm his very core of his soul. She implored upon Brad to forgive his nasty wife and to please taste her new Tzatziki recipe.........

{to be cont..}

So true about the ex-wife.

[Guest]

Bump for the lost iPhone

[Marianna Kat]

loons cumming in their crusty panties

BUMP

can't believe people write things like this.
the site is closed, anyone know where to find those fanfics?

Here is the link:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/06/26 ... /#comments

The crazy stories start at post 348 (Bella is supposedly another Voight/Pepaw kid, and they're supposedly teen-agers). The first few pages after that are fairly tame -- it starts getting really nasty at about post 371.

[Marianna Kat]

now angelina jolie fans are fantasizing about this shiit if you get closer to the screen you might get splattered with the loon's crotch juice



You really can't tell if that's McShorty's tongue (I think it is) or Heidi's, but one thing is clear, McShortstuff has NEVER kissed MANISTON like this...heck, she's lucky if he's willing to hold her hand for an extra couple thousand dollars.....

[Guest]

womanly figure. (No, rectangular maybe)
ample mounds of love ( I can't even...)
his manliness harden (Well him being effeminate, does explain his little problem)
beautiful Ang glides (She lumbers and stomps)
pillow lips around his love shaft. (More like her injected lips around his sex stump/twig)
8 inch joystick (Joystick is never not funny...NEVER)
man's manliness (I don't even know...the hell?)
tenderly rocks her boobing head to and fro (Sounds like ship or sawing a tree...Or the worst BJ ever...side to side )
long ride in ecstasy ville (Doubtful on long, but I have no problem thinking they got into ecstasy)
lady love (Not a lady. More like gender challenged f*ck buddy)
pristine white nectar (What does one say to this?)
precious gift (Pot laden sperm with a touch of whatever she has now...that's a great gift, who wants a VD for Valentines Day!)

My sides hurt from laughing..Thanks

my Gawd.. loons are disgusting pathetic creatures.
who would write sh11tts like this?
bunch of sick low-lifes!!
I guess that's why those loons at jjb gone private, so they can enjoy "the brangelina sex story" without the whole world laughing at them...
what a loonland..!!

[JuJuBee]

"He began to punish her with his speed stick"


At least StuPitt found a use for his deodorant.

[Bennie]

"He began to punish her with his speed stick"


At least StuPitt found a use for his deodorant.

Seriously, though, what in the holy fukk is wrong with these people? Who would write this shitt? Who would even consider writing this shitt? Why is this happening?? Hold me.

[Guest]

I copy pasted this from a site called

http://brangelinadreams.blogspot.com/

[JuJuBee]

"He began to punish her with his speed stick"


At least StuPitt found a use for his deodorant.

Seriously, though, what in the holy fukk is wrong with these people? Who would write this shitt? Who would even consider writing this shitt? Why is this happening?? Hold me.

There should be a loon version of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. "It was a dark and stormy night" in the grotto...actually, this thread IS the loon version.

[JuJuBee]

You might well laugh, but the Photoshopper has been to the Grotto!

StuPitt punished her with that speed stick? How? By the Ho having to ask, "Is it in yet?"

[Guest]

You might well laugh, but the Photoshopper has been to the Grotto!

StuPitt punished her with that speed stick? How? By the Ho having to ask, "Is it in yet?"

I don't expect loons to make much sense, but this picture is truly puzzling. Is that supposed to be spittnho in the chair together? If so, what the heck is sPitt doing walking up on them? is the ho getting it on with another guy (not sure that the guy in the chair is sPitt), and sPitt's walking up for a piece of the action? Is he having an out of body experience? Dead? what the heck is going on in this picture? And geez, if he is having an out of body experience, he should reimagine the size of his punishing speedstick.

[Bennie]

You might well laugh, but the Photoshopper has been to the Grotto!

StuPitt punished her with that speed stick? How? By the Ho having to ask, "Is it in yet?"

By the looks of it, I'd say your version is probably more accurate than the loons would like to admit. Jeez, you'd think this photoshop whiz ( ) would have added a little size to that stick, just as a favor to her beloved Bradders.

[Bennie]

You might well laugh, but the Photoshopper has been to the Grotto!

StuPitt punished her with that speed stick? How? By the Ho having to ask, "Is it in yet?"

I don't expect loons to make much sense, but this picture is truly puzzling. Is that supposed to be spittnho in the chair together? If so, what the heck is sPitt doing walking up on them? is the ho getting it on with another guy (not sure that the guy in the chair is sPitt), and sPitt's walking up for a piece of the action? Is he having an out of body experience? Dead? what the heck is going on in this picture? And geez, if he is having an out of body experience, he should reimagine the size of his punishing speedstick.

At first glance, I thought that person in the chair was a child. How scary are the loons when you honestly have to look twice instead of immediately dismissing the possibility?

[Guest]

You might well laugh, but the Photoshopper has been to the Grotto!

StuPitt punished her with that speed stick? How? By the Ho having to ask, "Is it in yet?"

I don't expect loons to make much sense, but this picture is truly puzzling. Is that supposed to be spittnho in the chair together? If so, what the heck is sPitt doing walking up on them? is the ho getting it on with another guy (not sure that the guy in the chair is sPitt), and sPitt's walking up for a piece of the action? Is he having an out of body experience? Dead? what the heck is going on in this picture? And geez, if he is having an out of body experience, he should reimagine the size of his punishing speedstick.

At first glance, I thought that person in the chair was a child. How scary are the loons when you honestly have to look twice instead of immediately dismissing the possibility?

Oh man, you are right. Remember the nekkid pix of Pax?

[MeanGuest]

You might well laugh, but the Photoshopper has been to the Grotto!

StuPitt punished her with that speed stick? How? By the Ho having to ask, "Is it in yet?"

I don't expect loons to make much sense, but this picture is truly puzzling. Is that supposed to be spittnho in the chair together? If so, what the heck is sPitt doing walking up on them? is the ho getting it on with another guy (not sure that the guy in the chair is sPitt), and sPitt's walking up for a piece of the action? Is he having an out of body experience? Dead? what the heck is going on in this picture? And geez, if he is having an out of body experience, he should reimagine the size of his punishing speedstick.

Maybe it's her brother.