Chelsea Handler rips Jolie and the VF interview

[Guest]

I saw the show with Handler. She wasn't making fun of Shiloh - she was basically making fun of Jolie dressing Shiloh like that and then referring to it as Montenegro style and then said it was really "lesbo style". It was the closest thing I have seen to anyone calling AJ out on the way she is dressing Shiloh and presenting her to the public. The kids were not made fun of. Jolie was made fun of because of the way she describes her kids as "dude", really "female". The whole bit was aimed at AJ plain and simple.

Totally agree.

Loons just don't know what else to do and they can't defend Jolie so they are resorting to attacking Handler.

[Hoodwinked]

Yeah the Montenegro lesbian style was some made up bs by Jolie. She's done irreparable damage to that poor girl. And she is a girl, a real one. Jolie is an unfit mother.

In the VF interview I did not read "Montenegro lesbian style". Let me ask you, do you think that a 4 year old child would be a lesbian and would that 4 year old know what a lesbian is? I find it odd that an adult, I suppose you are an adult, would label a child as being a lesbian. Have you ever heard of a free spirit? Shiloh is only a baby not even into adolescence as yet. You are NOT her parent and to pass judgment is moronic and stupid. Raise your own child and not someone else's.

A four year old certainly can be lesbian, she just lacks the capacity to understand it. If you are heerosexual, you were heterosexual when your were four years old, and it's the same for other sexual preferences. Sexual preference is a biological issue. Gender is based on chromosomes; boys are XY, girls are XX. However, many other combinations exists: XXX, XXY, etc. If Shiloh has a chromosomal abnormality, that determines if she is homosexual or even bisexual. If Holie was interested in why her daughter chooses to behave as a male, she would have medically tested and then raise the child accordingly. I doubt Holie cares about the reason for Shiloh's behavior. The stankho doesn't seem to care about anything beyond her own scrawny ass.

I do not agree with you that a 4 year old child "knows" that she is a lesbian, absolutely not. There is of course the question of transgender which could be the case. I totally believe that Angelina and Brad have sought medical advice for this condition, if it does exist. Wanting to be like he older brothers is not unusual, Shiloh idolizes them and personally that seems to be a plausible explanation. Her parents are savvy enough and have all the money in the world to give their children the best possible life including medical and dental exams including tests for GID, not only it would identify a situation but it would limit the frustration that might cause in Shiloh's future. Right now, Shiloh is a preschooler and she has a long way to go. As she socializes with other children in a regular basis like her older siblings, this behavior will most likely change. It is still to early to make assumptions towards this child.

[Hoodwinked]

I saw the show with Handler. She wasn't making fun of Shiloh - she was basically making fun of Jolie dressing Shiloh like that and then referring to it as Montenegro style and then said it was really "lesbo style". It was the closest thing I have seen to anyone calling AJ out on the way she is dressing Shiloh and presenting her to the public. The kids were not made fun of. Jolie was made fun of because of the way she describes her kids as "dude", really "female". The whole bit was aimed at AJ plain and simple.

Totally agree.

Loons just don't know what else to do and they can't defend Jolie so they are resorting to attacking Handler.

Chelsea Handler is a PIG . Not funny just a pig along with that Chewy person .

[Mac and P]

Chelsea Handler discussed the whole VF article on her Chelsea Lately show tonight and she really bashed Jolie. I can't possibly capture all the jokes but this was some of what she covered.

She starts off with looking at the VF mag and saying the interviewer confirmed her suspicions that Jolie is an alien. That the interviewer describes her as an alien, her head, eyes are huge etc, she's an alien in that big headed martian way.
Then Chelsea says "I said she was an alien 5 years ago"

She read the whole Shiloh dude quote and she dissed her on the Montenegro style (saying it's lesbo style, we all know that). One of the comics questioned the whole label thing for a child that age.

She reads Jolie's quote about "people not wanting to see people who are really together intimate on screen" and Chelsea says "too late, it's called Mr & Mrs Smith"

Then the red-headed guy blasted Jolie for noting that Viv was "really female" saying that it seemed to him that it was a big FU to Shiloh, as if she was saying don't worry I've got one that's really a girl.

Chelsea then says Jolie is a liar, and the whole thing is lies, lies, lies.

There was more about the sleeping in the same bed and the dancing around.

Chelsea Handler? The washed-up, boney-assed lush who thinks it is funny to make her boyfriend think he had diarrhea on the upholstery and then brag about it in her lame "monologues?" What's new with this low-life creep? Anyone who supports a "Comic" dunderhead who uses children to advance her bottom line is super sick.

Well at least Chelsea keeps her sick jokes for adults. Too bad we can't say the same for Jolie.

[#9]

Hey Loon........How do you defend someone who calls her own child a BLOB? Huh? Huh? Huh? How do you do it, Huh?

[Guest]

Anyone who hates both Angelina Jolie and John Mayer is my kinda gal. You go, Chelsea.

[Plucky_ Gold]

There were a few years of my life ( before I was 12 ) when I used to dress very boyishly by choice. My Mum and siblings used to call me " Ah Boy " and people would turn and look at me especially when in a public bus. That didnt mean I was a lesbian or transgender nor did anyone suspect or worry that I would be one. As I've said, at 4 years old Shiloh probably only wanted to follow her brothers and does not know anything about lesbian stuff or wanting to be a real boy. It is Jolie's blabber mouth that sends the wrong info out.

[Guest]

The loons are losing their shitt over all the other jokes because they can't dispute this one:

She reads Jolie's quote about "people not wanting to see people who are really together intimate on screen" and Chelsea says "too late, it's called Mr & Mrs Smith"

Bear in mind that Chelsea would know exactly how that played out. Good luck rewriting history on that one, fools.

[INPatti]

I feel very strongly about people bashing children. Chelsea Handler did not bash the children. She would have no material if the children's "mother" didn't give it to her. She is bashing Jolie! Jolie just loves to spark interest in herself. Not too many people have any interest in her anymore, that's why she's resorted to using her children, over and over again!

And for the poster who said that Sandra Bullock's and Halle Berry's children will be the next target for Handler...big difference. You may see their pictures occasionally in the press...inevitable. But, you do not hear their mother's giving intimate details of their lives. And, I"m sorry, but Tom Cruise talking about how Suri rules the roost is a big difference from Jolie telling all how Pax wets the bed!!!

[amyactually]

^^^Agreed.

[Guest]

Chelsea Handler discussed the whole VF article on her Chelsea Lately show tonight and she really bashed Jolie. I can't possibly capture all the jokes but this was some of what she covered.

She starts off with looking at the VF mag and saying the interviewer confirmed her suspicions that Jolie is an alien. That the interviewer describes her as an alien, her head, eyes are huge etc, she's an alien in that big headed martian way.
Then Chelsea says "I said she was an alien 5 years ago"

She read the whole Shiloh dude quote and she dissed her on the Montenegro style (saying it's lesbo style, we all know that). One of the comics questioned the whole label thing for a child that age.

She reads Jolie's quote about "people not wanting to see people who are really together intimate on screen" and Chelsea says "too late, it's called Mr & Mrs Smith"

Then the red-headed guy blasted Jolie for noting that Viv was "really female" saying that it seemed to him that it was a big FU to Shiloh, as if she was saying don't worry I've got one that's really a girl.

Chelsea then says Jolie is a liar, and the whole thing is lies, lies, lies.

There was more about the sleeping in the same bed and the dancing around.

Chelsea Handler? The washed-up, boney-assed lush who thinks it is funny to make her boyfriend think he had diarrhea on the upholstery and then brag about it in her lame "monologues?" What's new with this low-life creep? Anyone who supports a "Comic" dunderhead who uses children to advance her bottom line is super sick.

Well at least Chelsea keeps her sick jokes for adults. Too bad we can't say the same for Jolie.

Angie doesn't make fun of others at all and CH has used Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh in her sick jokes. But why should I be surprised that FFers would defend such a disgusting low-life sicko?

[Guest]

I feel very strongly about people bashing children. Chelsea Handler did not bash the children. She would have no material if the children's "mother" didn't give it to her. She is bashing Jolie! Jolie just loves to spark interest in herself. Not too many people have any interest in her anymore, that's why she's resorted to using her children, over and over again!

And for the poster who said that Sandra Bullock's and Halle Berry's children will be the next target for Handler...big difference. You may see their pictures occasionally in the press...inevitable. But, you do not hear their mother's giving intimate details of their lives. And, I"m sorry, but Tom Cruise talking about how Suri rules the roost is a big difference from Jolie telling all how Pax wets the bed!!!

YOU LIE!!!

Angie never talked about Pax wetting the bed.

[Guest]

We have seen lots of pictures of other celebrity kids; Suri, Violet, Harlow, the Beckham boys, Nahla, etc. The difference is the parents of these children do is not make embarrassing statements about them in public. I know absolutely nothing about the toilet habits of Suri Cruise. We do not hear about how Violet Affleck dresses up as favorite movie character. The three Beckham boys are not used for the benefit of David's and Victoria's careers. Loving parents do not put their children's personal business in the streets.

What Holie has done to Shiloh is unconscionable. The disturbing information that stupid b.itch so readily shared about her child is forever cemented in the mind of the public. Now, the general consensus is that Shiloh is some sort of freak of nature and that is only because her mother cannot keep her fish-like trap shut about private matters. That idiot may as well have put Shiloh behind a curtain and charged a dollar a head to see the "Girl Who Thinks She's A Boy"; complete with flashing lights and a chain around her ankle. Holie needs to shut the fukk up about her children and speak solely on the issue of whatever lame ass movie she has coming out. The way I see it, if Holie and StuPitt can demand that interviewers not question them about Aniston, they can do the same for their children. The issue with that, though, is they just don't give a sh.it about the emotional and mental well-being of that child. All of those babies are just props in The Holie and StuPitt Show, which is just sad.

Well said. +5