WEDDING SONGS WISH LIST!!!

[Bennie]

Randy Travis does a medley of country songs with or without clothes:

"Take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye"

"How could you've believed me when I told you that I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life"

If I'd have shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now."

"Thank God and Greyhound, you're gone"

"Beauty's in the Eye of the Beer Holder"

"Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You"

"How Can I Miss You If you Won't Go Away?"

"It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long"

OMG, these are priceless! I bolded my favorite.

[Guest]

Randy Travis does a medley of country songs with or without clothes:

"Take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye"

"How could you've believed me when I told you that I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life"

If I'd have shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now."

"Thank God and Greyhound, you're gone"

"Beauty's in the Eye of the Beer Holder"

"Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You"

"How Can I Miss You If you Won't Go Away?"

"It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long"

OMG, these are priceless! I bolded my favorite.

How about his first big hit, Diggin Up Bones?

[Guest]

How about Randy's first big hit, Diggin Up Bones?

[Guest]

Good one. And in honor of Pitt denying the wedding rumors Jolie started:

"Turn Out the Light, the Party's Over."

"I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart."

"I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!"

"I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win"

"I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy"

"If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me"

"Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But
Baby I Can See Through You"

"My Babymama Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him"

"You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life"

"You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"

[Guest]

The play list still works even though Pitt had his rep tersely denied the wedding rumors Jolie started.

[Guest]

Oh, Lord! It's Hard to be Humble When You're Perfect in Every Way

[Guest]

I guess keeping with the country theme, Family Tradition by Hank Williams, Jr.

Not keeping with the country theme, MV by Nirvana.

[Guest]

LEANN RIMES
"I'll Get Even With You"

For all the nights you held me close
Warmed my heart when it was cold
When I was giving up
You gave me love

From some dark alley in my mind
You made a hidden dream unwind
Turned my stumbling blocks
To stepping stones

I'll get even with you
For the hard times you helped me through
I'm giving back to you
All the love you've given me
For the rest of my life
Everyday and everynight
If it's the last thing I ever do
I'll get even with you

When the odds were against me
And I was lost with no will to go on
You wrapped your loving arms around my heart
Took my losin' hand and led me home

I'll get even with you
For the hard times you helped me through
I'm giving back to you
All the love you've given me
For the rest of my life
Everyday and everynight
If it's the last thing I ever do
I'll get even with you

If it's the last thing I ever do
I'll get even with you.