Talk of the Tabs 4/18 - 4/24

by **Guest** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:04 pm

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:Well, guess Jen will be single soon.

Poor OLD MANNY, first her paid fun is fed up with her, and then she COLLAPSES when she hears about Brad and Angie's wedding, POOR OLD MANNY....NOT!...(Remember the NE NEVER lies......)

I wouldn't trade places with ManJawLina Holie for a million dollars, she is utalented, unemployed, unkempt and the only way she could get a man was by getting pregnant and then continue to blackmail him into staying with her. All the RC photos show that Pitt would rather chew his arm of then touch her. Not to mention the video where he was chasing another actress under HOlie's very nose. This was a STFU ring because she totally humiliated herself and for once she could not blame someone else cause you know it's never her fault.

by **Guest** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:35 pm

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:Well, guess Jen will be single soon.

Poor OLD MANNY, first her paid fun is fed up with her, and then she COLLAPSES when she hears about Brad and Angie's wedding, POOR OLD MANNY....NOT!...(Remember the NE NEVER lies......)

I wouldn't trade places with ManJawLina Holie for a million dollars, she is utalented, unemployed, unkempt and the only way she could get a man was by getting pregnant and then continue to blackmail him into staying with her. All the RC photos show that Pitt would rather chew his arm of then touch her. Not to mention the video where he was chasing another actress under HOlie's very nose. This was a STFU ring because she totally humiliated herself and for once she could not blame someone else cause you know it's never her fault.

Read your post again! Does it make sense?

by **Guest** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:41 pm

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:Not a good week for poor Jen...

Yeah, that's right. Jen collapsed laughing so hard at the thought that Pitt would ever go through with marriage to the skeletal ho.

This is crazy funny. I just can't see a collapsed Jen unless it is (as you say) with laughter at this turn of events. Maybe the paps will finally leave the triangle alone she might hope. But I don't think they will.

by **Guest** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:22 pm

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:Not a good week for poor Jen...

And just think, OLD MANNY is curled up in Norman's old doggie bed just when a little "doggie lovin" is just what she wants at this terrible time ..sniff, sniff..in her pathetic life...

Wasn't it Angelina Jolie who allegedly had sex with a dog (dogs) and brad found out according to rumours? Didn't bb's friend call her Hollywood's queen of be.....ty?

by **Plucky_ Gold** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:56 pm

OH MY FUCKINGxxxxxxx, why does the mags has to keep dragging Jen's name in? I hope on one will buy any copies of their pathetic mags. Lucky I gave up buying 7 years ago after the collapse of Jen's marriage as I dont like buying mags which promotes the 2 skanks. Plus, I've found out their stories are mostly lies and rumours.

by **Guest** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:27 pm

Guest wrote:Well, guess Jen will be single soon.

She has to be! You don't think the tabloids will sell their 'wedding of the universe of all time' without Jen's being devasted!

We will likely hear that she goes psycho over this.... calling and pleading... maybe contacting Maddox and asking him to PLEASE beg Brad to break it off and then Maddox can get close to his real crush, i.e., Jen! That obviously will help this story line immensely.... wouldn't YOU then be interested in these PR whoring live-in parent's 7 year dream wedding?

by **Plucky_ Gold** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:37 pm

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:Well, guess Jen will be single soon.

She has to be! You don't think the tabloids will sell their 'wedding of the universe of all time' without Jen's being devasted!

We will likely hear that she goes psycho over this.... calling and pleading... maybe contacting Maddox and asking him to PLEASE beg Brad to break it off and then Maddox can get close to his real crush, i.e., Jen! That obviously will help this story line immensely.... wouldn't YOU then be interested in these PR whoring live-in parent's 7 year dream wedding?

Yes, the mags will make Jen look the loder, devastated, cant move on, blah blah blah while these 2 lives in a Snow White fairytale wedding with their 6 kids ( sorry cant say dwarfs cos I'm afraid of karma ), happily ever after. Good to see how freaking weird her body has become. Some people just dont know when to stop. :roll:

by **Guest** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:43 pm

If you read all the stories about the Brand and the triangle in the last few years, they are obviously created straight off of Jolie's fax machine. She is paying someone at the Enquirer big bucks to cover up what info they have and to print negative stories about Aniston.

by **Guest** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:55 pm

Is that the UK Grazia? Because the Australian Grazia has Jolie on the cover ( her only cover this week ) and the cover is all about her weight issues.
What I find to be most funny is that two of the mags used a pic from the night when Brad was looking over her shoulder and exchanging flirty glances with another woman behind AJ's back and she gave him a nice little shove when she clicked to what was going on :lol:

by **Plucky_ Gold** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:57 pm

Guest wrote:If you read all the stories about the Brand and the triangle in the last few years, they are obviously created straight off of Jolie's fax machine. She is paying someone at the Enquirer big bucks to cover up what info they have and to print negative stories about Aniston.

Dont worry, I dont waste my money on these mags. As if they have CCTV in Jen's house. Never heard of 911 ambulance going to Jen's house, so I doubt Jen collapses. :lol: