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Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:26 am

Who cares how tall he is, at least she isn't taller than him, which can look awkward. Justin will DEFINITELY have a bigger penis than Brad. Guaranteed. Mind you, not even that matters much - I'm sure having a conversation with Justin is far more stimulating than talking with Pitt. Brad is thick.
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Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:32 am

Guest wrote:Jolie with those clove hoof heels on is the same height as Pitt with his shorty legs :lol:
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Jolie is drinking again... in the middle of the day... flirting with the bodyguards.
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:36 am

Guest wrote:Who cares how tall he is, at least she isn't taller than him, which can look awkward. Justin will DEFINITELY have a bigger penis than Brad. Guaranteed. Mind you, not even that matters much - I'm sure having a conversation with Justin is far more stimulating than talking with Pitt. Brad is thick.

Now why don't you ask Terry Richardson about McShorty's little teeny weenie, I'm sure he KNOWS it quite well.
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:37 am

Get a look at that pointed wicked witch of the west chin on Jolie....really emphasizes the protruding sharp jab!

We end up with the face we deserve... and even Jolie did no matter the million dollar cosmetic surgery...she STILL turned out all creepy as soon as the fresh stitches wore off.
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:45 am

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:Who cares how tall he is, at least she isn't taller than him, which can look awkward. Justin will DEFINITELY have a bigger penis than Brad. Guaranteed. Mind you, not even that matters much - I'm sure having a conversation with Justin is far more stimulating than talking with Pitt. Brad is thick.

Now why don't you ask Terry Richardson about McShorty's little teeny weenie, I'm sure he KNOWS it quite well.

Who's Terry? Was that the guy Brad was a "pool boy" for?
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:51 am

Guest wrote:Get a look at that pointed wicked witch of the west chin on Jolie....really emphasizes the protruding sharp jab!

We end up with the face we deserve... and even Jolie did no matter the million dollar cosmetic surgery...she STILL turned out all creepy as soon as the fresh stitches wore off.


She blew it by becoming addicted to her Fentanyl patch and other addictions. I wonder where she sticks it. I think I know when she first began using it -- she always used to be scratching herself, and that is one of the side effects which eventually wears off. I know because a family member used them when she badly hurt her back. It made her itchy, thin and spaced-out. She was sick a lot and had to use anti-sickness meds to combat that, and those also had side-effects.

I wonder who her plastic surgeon is..well, the one she used just before filming Alexander - that was when she showed up looking unbelievably symmetrical; the jaw, chin, nose and eyes had been worked on. She could be using the same one now but s/he has so very little left to work with. She is in Jackson territory now.
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:56 am

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Guest wrote:Jolie with those clove hoof heels on is the same height as Pitt with his shorty legs :lol:
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Uh-Oh, Proof Positive that fun McMidget is less than 5'4" tall........Image



Uh oh. Proof positive your brain is as tiny as little Grandpa Pitt's peen.

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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:30 am

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Guest wrote:Uh-Oh, Proof Positive that fun McMidget is less than 5'4" tall........Image

that camera angle and distance between objects accounts for size differentials They were several feet apart and not side by side with JA close to the camera and looking larger :roll: .

An excellent example is if you have a copy of Lord of the rings Fellowship of the Ring....the extras tell of PJackson's camera manipulations with Gandolf and Frodo in the cart in the beginning of the movie. Hobbits are only about three feet tall in the book so PJ had to make Frodo appear smaller while seated side by side with Gandolf. The seat that appeared to be straight across the cart was actually split in half with Frodo seated several feet behind and to the left of Gandolf with the camera angle from right to left with Frodo on the left and far away fropm the camera. Fascinating tricks that they used throughout the movies are in the extras.

Find a pic of J and J side by side and the truth is told.

So Brad walking DOWNhill behind the truck doesn't count, but you want me to think that just because MIDGET MAN is walking a couple of paces behind MANNY AND with his high-heeled combat boots on that that makes a difference....NO WAY DUMMY....
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:32 am

off course he is short. there were also a pic of her and him walking wearing flip flop both of them and he is short. When she wear hills he wear too. To be fair most men in hollywood are like that but in his case he is short for a guy.
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:34 am

Guest wrote:
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Guest wrote:Uh-Oh, Proof Positive that fun McMidget is less than 5'4" tall........Image

that camera angle and distance between objects accounts for size differentials They were several feet apart and not side by side with JA close to the camera and looking larger :roll: .

An excellent example is if you have a copy of Lord of the rings Fellowship of the Ring....the extras tell of PJackson's camera manipulations with Gandolf and Frodo in the cart in the beginning of the movie. Hobbits are only about three feet tall in the book so PJ had to make Frodo appear smaller while seated side by side with Gandolf. The seat that appeared to be straight across the cart was actually split in half with Frodo seated several feet behind and to the left of Gandolf with the camera angle from right to left with Frodo on the left and far away fropm the camera. Fascinating tricks that they used throughout the movies are in the extras.

Find a pic of J and J side by side and the truth is told.

So Brad walking DOWNhill behind the truck doesn't count, but you want me to think that just because MIDGET MAN is walking a couple of paces behind MANNY AND with his high-heeled combat boots on that that makes a difference....NO WAY DUMMY....

Dummy.....Brad being on a slight incline doesn't change the length of his legs. Just look at where the bottom of his butt his to the where his feet reach the ground. His legs are SHORT. Just like his fingers. Just like his feet and just like the myth goes.... just like his little tiny dick.
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:35 am

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Guest wrote:Who cares how tall he is, at least she isn't taller than him, which can look awkward. Justin will DEFINITELY have a bigger penis than Brad. Guaranteed. Mind you, not even that matters much - I'm sure having a conversation with Justin is far more stimulating than talking with Pitt. Brad is thick.

Now why don't you ask Terry Richardson about McShorty's little teeny weenie, I'm sure he KNOWS it quite well.

How do you know that? did you see his peen.She always talk about how everyone who get in her vagage is big never him. She must know something. She is shameless bitter offcoruse she would do that. her nastly "friends" do it for her. She is a background nasty not a front the difference is.
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:36 am

yeah she msut now stumpy is short everywhere well at least he stand her case personaltiy money baby
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:40 am

NO CARES ABOUT JENNIFER OR JUSTIN! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: This thread is about Pitt not being able to wear his lifts to the beach, not about Jen or Justin.
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:46 am

Guest wrote:NO CARES ABOUT JENNIFER OR JUSTIN! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: This thread is about Pitt not being able to wear his lifts to the beach, not about Jen or Justin.

Why did you post the beotch's picture then, here is the REAL difference in the height between MANNY'S paid McShortstuff and herself....showing that if MANNY wore shoes she would be TALLER than MIDGET MAN.Image
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Re: Midget Pitt didn't wear his lifts to the beach LOL

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:48 am

Ther is more than ONE person posting on this board, you stupid, vacuous little cow. Scroll to the bottom and see how many people are here.
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