VanillaSpice nsi wrote:Just Wonderin' wrote:Yes, but we are talking about JoLie here. She and Camilla are ugly enough for Jolie to play her, but Camilla is fat. That is verboten in JoLie land.
Ahh good point but at least she'd get to play with horses ....
So how long do you think it will take for him to get out his architect hat and ruin this place that they found so charming they had to buy it?

theonlywayisessex wrote:VanillaSpice nsi wrote:Just Wonderin' wrote:Yes, but we are talking about JoLie here. She and Camilla are ugly enough for Jolie to play her, but Camilla is fat. That is verboten in JoLie land.
Ahh good point but at least she'd get to play with horses ....
So how long do you think it will take for him to get out his architect hat and ruin this place that they found so charming they had to buy it?
It depends. If the house is listed, nothing they can do will get the local council to budge. No money, no nothing.
The Brits like their historical houses and generally will wrap anyone up in red tape if they attempt to alter a historical structure. Richmond (which isn't really London, but Middlesex or "Greater London"), being wealthy, old money and stuck in its ways, will want to retain its tranquility and the locals probably won't allow a foreigner to tamper with heritage.
They should move to somewhere where they would fit in a treat. Staines in Middlesex is where lots of guys in Adidas tracksuits roam round, smoke blunts and have tons of kids to single mothers too who feed their children KFC and Maccie D's. Near Legoland, so perfect.
theonlywayisessex wrote:VanillaSpice nsi wrote:Just Wonderin' wrote:Yes, but we are talking about JoLie here. She and Camilla are ugly enough for Jolie to play her, but Camilla is fat. That is verboten in JoLie land.
Ahh good point but at least she'd get to play with horses ....
So how long do you think it will take for him to get out his architect hat and ruin this place that they found so charming they had to buy it?
It depends. If the house is listed, nothing they can do will get the local council to budge. No money, no nothing.
The Brits like their historical houses and generally will wrap anyone up in red tape if they attempt to alter a historical structure. Richmond (which isn't really London, but Middlesex or "Greater London"), being wealthy, old money and stuck in its ways, will want to retain its tranquility and the locals probably won't allow a foreigner to tamper with heritage.
They should move to somewhere where they would fit in a treat. Staines in Middlesex is where lots of guys in Adidas tracksuits roam round, smoke blunts and have tons of kids to single mothers too who feed their children KFC and Maccie D's. Near Legoland, so perfect.
Wh0ring It About wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2138757/Brad-Pitt-Angelina-Jolie-splash-lavish-10million-London-pad.html
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have bought a £10million mansion in London, according to reports.
The Hollywood pair decided to buy the property - named Whornes Place - while renting it for £30,000 a month last summer.
Brad was filming zombie thriller World War Z when they were staying in the capital city's borough with their six children.
Luxurious: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's new £10million house features antique decor and chic furnishings
Luxurious: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's new £10million house features antique decor and chic furnishings
New abode: The pair, pictured here in February at the Oscars in Los Angeles, are said to have fallen in love with the house after renting it last summer
New abode: The pair, pictured here in February at the Oscars in Los Angeles, are said to have fallen in love with the house after renting it last summer
The property in exclusive Richmond has an indoor pool and 15th century wooden beams, according to The Sun.
A source said: 'Brad and Angelina hold an affection for the UK so this investment makes sense.'
Yesterday it emerged that the couple - who recently became engaged - and their children, Pax, Shiloh, Maddox, Zahara, Knox and Vivienne may have new neighbours in the form of <A HREF='http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/?celeb=Jennifer Aniston' target='_blank'>Jennifer Aniston</A>.
Stunning: The fully-equipped kitchen has a rustic feel with wooden beams and dark furniture
Stunning: The fully-equipped kitchen has a rustic feel with wooden beams and dark furniture
Splashing around: The property also features a large indoor swimming pool - perfect for the couple's six children
Splashing around: The property also features a large indoor swimming pool - perfect for the couple's six children
The actress has been looking in the same area for accommodation while she films comedy drama Miss You Already.
Living such close proximity could prove awkward for the stars as Brad was formerly married to the Friends actress.
A-listers George Clooney, Johnny Depp and Sandra Bullock have all had places nearby.
She shares a home with her boyfriend Justin Theroux in Los Angeles.
Fun day out: Brad was seen yesterday at Legoland in Windsor with son Knox and a young woman believed to be a nanny
Fun day out: Brad was seen yesterday at Legoland in Windsor with son Knox and a young woman believed to be a nanny
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More pics at the DM website.
Guest wrote:theonlywayisessex wrote:VanillaSpice nsi wrote:Just Wonderin' wrote:Yes, but we are talking about JoLie here. She and Camilla are ugly enough for Jolie to play her, but Camilla is fat. That is verboten in JoLie land.
Ahh good point but at least she'd get to play with horses ....
So how long do you think it will take for him to get out his architect hat and ruin this place that they found so charming they had to buy it?
It depends. If the house is listed, nothing they can do will get the local council to budge. No money, no nothing.
The Brits like their historical houses and generally will wrap anyone up in red tape if they attempt to alter a historical structure. Richmond (which isn't really London, but Middlesex or "Greater London"), being wealthy, old money and stuck in its ways, will want to retain its tranquility and the locals probably won't allow a foreigner to tamper with heritage.
They should move to somewhere where they would fit in a treat. Staines in Middlesex is where lots of guys in Adidas tracksuits roam round, smoke blunts and have tons of kids to single mothers too who feed their children KFC and Maccie D's. Near Legoland, so perfect.
Jolie has been known to sport a Croydon facelift on occasion and we know they secretly smoke like a chimneys, so yes, they'd love it! Council officials aren't always beyond a bribe though, I'm sure if these two put their mind to it, they could be very persuasive.
theonlywayisessex wrote:Guest wrote:theonlywayisessex wrote:VanillaSpice nsi wrote:Just Wonderin' wrote:Yes, but we are talking about JoLie here. She and Camilla are ugly enough for Jolie to play her, but Camilla is fat. That is verboten in JoLie land.
Ahh good point but at least she'd get to play with horses ....
So how long do you think it will take for him to get out his architect hat and ruin this place that they found so charming they had to buy it?
It depends. If the house is listed, nothing they can do will get the local council to budge. No money, no nothing.
The Brits like their historical houses and generally will wrap anyone up in red tape if they attempt to alter a historical structure. Richmond (which isn't really London, but Middlesex or "Greater London"), being wealthy, old money and stuck in its ways, will want to retain its tranquility and the locals probably won't allow a foreigner to tamper with heritage.
They should move to somewhere where they would fit in a treat. Staines in Middlesex is where lots of guys in Adidas tracksuits roam round, smoke blunts and have tons of kids to single mothers too who feed their children KFC and Maccie D's. Near Legoland, so perfect.
Jolie has been known to sport a Croydon facelift on occasion and we know they secretly smoke like a chimneys, so yes, they'd love it! Council officials aren't always beyond a bribe though, I'm sure if these two put their mind to it, they could be very persuasive.
True, when it comes to letting half of Somalia into London, but when it comes to wealthy heritage property - no way. They don't give an inch on Graded property; they will seize illegal planning permissions and bankrupt anybody who doesn't apply for planning permission and it all kicks back to The Crown/Corporation of London. IF lady Flaps is graded, they better buck up their ideas, take a shower and control their rabble. Alternatively, they could move to the biggest shithole in London - Thamesmead - where they can run CHAV (Council House Aggressive & Violent) riot!
theonlywayisessex wrote:Guest wrote:theonlywayisessex wrote:VanillaSpice nsi wrote:Just Wonderin' wrote:Yes, but we are talking about JoLie here. She and Camilla are ugly enough for Jolie to play her, but Camilla is fat. That is verboten in JoLie land.
Ahh good point but at least she'd get to play with horses ....
So how long do you think it will take for him to get out his architect hat and ruin this place that they found so charming they had to buy it?
It depends. If the house is listed, nothing they can do will get the local council to budge. No money, no nothing.
The Brits like their historical houses and generally will wrap anyone up in red tape if they attempt to alter a historical structure. Richmond (which isn't really London, but Middlesex or "Greater London"), being wealthy, old money and stuck in its ways, will want to retain its tranquility and the locals probably won't allow a foreigner to tamper with heritage.
They should move to somewhere where they would fit in a treat. Staines in Middlesex is where lots of guys in Adidas tracksuits roam round, smoke blunts and have tons of kids to single mothers too who feed their children KFC and Maccie D's. Near Legoland, so perfect.
Jolie has been known to sport a Croydon facelift on occasion and we know they secretly smoke like a chimneys, so yes, they'd love it! Council officials aren't always beyond a bribe though, I'm sure if these two put their mind to it, they could be very persuasive.
True, when it comes to letting half of Somalia into London, but when it comes to wealthy heritage property - no way. They don't give an inch on Graded property; they will seize illegal planning permissions and bankrupt anybody who doesn't apply for planning permission and it all kicks back to The Crown/Corporation of London. IF lady Flaps is graded, they better buck up their ideas, take a shower and control their rabble. Alternatively, they could move to the biggest shithole in London - Thamesmead - where they can run CHAV (Council House Aggressive & Violent) riot!
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