Brad unphotoshopped @ Cannes WARNING

[Guest]

He looks somewhat happy for once.

And loons, will you go build your Brad Pitt shrine already? We get it. You think ho's prematurely aged chew toy is just the hawtest pepaw ever. Message received. He's allllll yours.

[Guest]

Poor Shiloh. This is how bad she/he will look aged 50 !

Oh, I really don't think she'll be sporting a beard. If she takes care of her health maybe she will look better.

[Guest]

Poor Shiloh. This is how bad she/he will look aged 50 !

This looks as if it could have taken with Dominik's camera.

[Guest]

He looks somewhat happy for once.

And loons, will you go build your Brad Pitt shrine already? We get it. You think ho's prematurely aged chew toy is just the hawtest pepaw ever. Message received. He's allllll yours.

Gawd, YES. They can HAVE him! >urgh< Wish someone would make a montage of Pitt at his HAWTTEST (for me that was around the time he did "Troy") and pics of him as he looks NOW, for a real exercise in HORROR!

It is a FACT that back in 2006 (only a YEAR later, mind you) a friend of mine who is much more media-savvy than I, saw a pic of Brad that I had cut out of the Enquirer, and asked me who it was. Upon learning it was "Brad Pitt" he gasped in spontaneous and genuine horror: "My God, he's gotten so OLD! I hardly recognize him!

And this was in 2006! So even merely a YEAR into the relationship the toll she was taking on Brad with her evil ways was ALREADY starting to show on the outside!

VAJ

[Bennie]

He looks somewhat happy for once.

And loons, will you go build your Brad Pitt shrine already? We get it. You think ho's prematurely aged chew toy is just the hawtest pepaw ever. Message received. He's allllll yours.

A-fukking-MEN. Take him, please. Makeup, extensions, stilettos and all.

[Guest]

In a May issue of Grazia,, women were polled as to who their "free pass" guy would be after Michelle Pfieffer said hers was Johnny Depp. JD got 64 pecent of the vote; Bradley Cooper, 30 percent, and spitty was six percent of the vote. lmfao. Sexiest man alive, indeed.

[Guest]

Poor Shiloh. This is how bad she/he will look aged 50 !

Oh, I really don't think she'll be sporting a beard. If she takes care of her health maybe she will look better.

If she goes the sex change route and takes hormones she will. I think that's what they are implying.

[Guest]

Poor Shiloh. This is how bad she/he will look aged 50 !

Oh, I really don't think she'll be sporting a beard. If she takes care of her health maybe she will look better.

If she goes the sex change route and takes hormones she will. I think that's what they are implying.

Nah, Shiloh is going to do the typical teenage rebel against the parents... she'll go totally fem, dresses and all.

I think this little girl, providing she is strong enough to survive that childhood, can be beautiful and has potential to really make something of herself. She has a solidness about her, even though right now it's all thumbs, security blankets and such. Watch her body posture. Of all that brood, including parents, she stands out. I think of her as the poor little cinderella, made to look ugly.

[Guest]

In a May issue of Grazia,, women were polled as to who their "free pass" guy would be after Michelle Pfieffer said hers was Johnny Depp. JD got 64 pecent of the vote; Bradley Cooper, 30 percent, and spitty was six percent of the vote. lmfao. Sexiest man alive, indeed.

Agreed, but I don't get the hype with Johnny Depp. He looks more and more like an idiot. His face has changed a lot (due to alcoholism? idk) and his long hair/hat style is so ridiculous.

Depp means idiot or retard in German btw.

[Guest]

In a May issue of Grazia,, women were polled as to who their "free pass" guy would be after Michelle Pfieffer said hers was Johnny Depp. JD got 64 pecent of the vote; Bradley Cooper, 30 percent, and spitty was six percent of the vote. lmfao. Sexiest man alive, indeed.

Agreed, but I don't get the hype with Johnny Depp. He looks more and more like an idiot. His face has changed a lot (due to alcoholism? idk) and his long hair/hat style is so ridiculous.

Depp means idiot or retard in German btw.

Johnny does look too scuzzy. I get his Bohemian style but he looks just as scruffy as Brad to me. Interesting that Bradley got that much attention from the Europeans. He's still such a relatively minor actor. Ryan Gosling seems more known. But Bradley may have that worldly aura about him with his fluency with French and his dazzling blue eyes. He does have a great smile, too. Okay, he's my free pass.

[Justllly]

In a May issue of Grazia,, women were polled as to who their "free pass" guy would be after Michelle Pfieffer said hers was Johnny Depp. JD got 64 pecent of the vote; Bradley Cooper, 30 percent, and spitty was six percent of the vote. lmfao. Sexiest man alive, indeed.

Agreed, but I don't get the hype with Johnny Depp. He looks more and more like an idiot. His face has changed a lot (due to alcoholism? idk) and his long hair/hat style is so ridiculous.

Depp means idiot or retard in German btw.

Johnny does look too scuzzy. I get his Bohemian style but he looks just as scruffy as Brad to me. Interesting that Bradley got that much attention from the Europeans. He's still such a relatively minor actor. Ryan Gosling seems more known. But Bradley may have that worldly aura about him with his fluency with French and his dazzling blue eyes. He does have a great smile, too. Okay, he's my free pass.

Wrinkle small eyes .one of the two smaller than the other eye.great smile? WTF.

[Guest]

In a May issue of Grazia,, women were polled as to who their "free pass" guy would be after Michelle Pfieffer said hers was Johnny Depp. JD got 64 pecent of the vote; Bradley Cooper, 30 percent, and spitty was six percent of the vote. lmfao. Sexiest man alive, indeed.

Agreed, but I don't get the hype with Johnny Depp. He looks more and more like an idiot. His face has changed a lot (due to alcoholism? idk) and his long hair/hat style is so ridiculous.

Depp means idiot or retard in German btw.

Johnny does look too scuzzy. I get his Bohemian style but he looks just as scruffy as Brad to me. Interesting that Bradley got that much attention from the Europeans. He's still such a relatively minor actor. Ryan Gosling seems more known. But Bradley may have that worldly aura about him with his fluency with French and his dazzling blue eyes. He does have a great smile, too. Okay, he's my free pass.

Wrinkle small eyes .one of the two smaller than the other eye.great smile? WTF.

You get older you eyes get smallers. You know Brad is handsome many called his eyes striking blue eyes.shi has his eyes.
Funny that Angie also used to have big eyes but as she get older it changes.

[Just Wondeirn']

Eyes don't get smaller as we age. Look it up. His may appear this way to the uninformed and ignorant, like the people who try to argue JoLie's huge pupils are something to do with photoflashes.

No we don't know Pitt is handsome because he isn't. He looks terrible and for someone whose career was built on his appearance, that is a bad thing.

[Guest]

In a May issue of Grazia,, women were polled as to who their "free pass" guy would be after Michelle Pfieffer said hers was Johnny Depp. JD got 64 pecent of the vote; Bradley Cooper, 30 percent, and spitty was six percent of the vote. lmfao. Sexiest man alive, indeed.

Agreed, but I don't get the hype with Johnny Depp. He looks more and more like an idiot. His face has changed a lot (due to alcoholism? idk) and his long hair/hat style is so ridiculous.

Depp means idiot or retard in German btw.

Johnny does look too scuzzy. I get his Bohemian style but he looks just as scruffy as Brad to me. Interesting that Bradley got that much attention from the Europeans. He's still such a relatively minor actor. Ryan Gosling seems more known. But Bradley may have that worldly aura about him with his fluency with French and his dazzling blue eyes. He does have a great smile, too. Okay, he's my free pass.

Wrinkle small eyes .one of the two smaller than the other eye.great smile? WTF.

You get older you eyes get smallers. You know Brad is handsome many called his eyes striking blue eyes.shi has his eyes.
Funny that Angie also used to have big eyes but as she get older it changes.

It seems the both of you have confused which Bradley I was speaking of. BRADLEY COOPER - the one mentioned in Grazia with 30% of the vote. I would never call Brad Bradley. Pitt or even Stupitt.

[Justllly]

In a May issue of Grazia,, women were polled as to who their "free pass" guy would be after Michelle Pfieffer said hers was Johnny Depp. JD got 64 pecent of the vote; Bradley Cooper, 30 percent, and spitty was six percent of the vote. lmfao. Sexiest man alive, indeed.

Agreed, but I don't get the hype with Johnny Depp. He looks more and more like an idiot. His face has changed a lot (due to alcoholism? idk) and his long hair/hat style is so ridiculous.

Depp means idiot or retard in German btw.

Johnny does look too scuzzy. I get his Bohemian style but he looks just as scruffy as Brad to me. Interesting that Bradley got that much attention from the Europeans. He's still such a relatively minor actor. Ryan Gosling seems more known. But Bradley may have that worldly aura about him with his fluency with French and his dazzling blue eyes. He does have a great smile, too. Okay, he's my free pass.

Wrinkle small eyes .one of the two smaller than the other eye.great smile? WTF.

You get older you eyes get smallers. You know Brad is handsome many called his eyes striking blue eyes.shi has his eyes.
Funny that Angie also used to have big eyes but as she get older it changes.

Yes he has a blue eyes. Just because you have a blue eyes that doesn't mean striking. Even when he was young ,his yes tiny biny eyes.

And also scary size eyes like Jolie are not striking too.