Angelina Jolie Net Worth--30 million dollars

[angelooney]

I thought it was over 100 million........ nannies are expensive ....

[ShowerCryJolie]

Nah, lying about your income, buying awards and paying off the press, makes her net worth what it is. The drugs too.

[Guest]

Is that right? Only 30 mil? I would have thought it would be higher.

[Guest]

I think they are going to need to sell some wedding pictures real soon to keep up their expensive lifestyle.

[Bucephalus]

For most of us, 30 million dollars would be a princely sum, enough to provide a lovely home, nice cars, clothing, vacations and a life free from worry. For someone like Jolie, who lives life in highest luxury, 30 million dollars will not keep a personal jet on call, or for that matter provide first class seats on a commercial liner on a weekly basis. An estate in France? No. The big staff? No. Most of all, it will curtail her large donations to charity which somehow always get reported through some kind third party who wants the world to know how giving she really is. Brad, of course, pays for at least half of everything, but his Plan B has taken some huge hits, and his career is not exactly skyrocketing. He has had films which gain good reviews from a small group of film critics, only to fade into weak box office turnout. They have spent money like pashas on foolish indulgences. They are now well beyond the box office idol age, their looks have declined precipitously, their acting ability has proven to be less than top drawer and they have shunned Hollywood as beneath them while they went about lecturing the world on ...everything.

Quite the sticky wicket.

[Otter4]

For most of us, 30 million dollars would be a princely sum, enough to provide a lovely home, nice cars, clothing, vacations and a life free from worry. For someone like Jolie, who lives life in highest luxury, 30 million dollars will not keep a personal jet on call, or for that matter provide first class seats on a commercial liner on a weekly basis. An estate in France? No. The big staff? No. Most of all, it will curtail her large donations to charity which somehow always get reported through some kind third party who wants the world to know how giving she really is. Brad, of course, pays for at least half of everything, but his Plan B has taken some huge hits, and his career is not exactly skyrocketing. He has had films which gain good reviews from a small group of film critics, only to fade into weak box office turnout. They have spent money like pashas on foolish indulgences. They are now well beyond the box office idol age, their looks have declined precipitously, their acting ability has proven to be less than top drawer and they have shunned Hollywood as beneath them while they went about lecturing the world on ...everything.

Quite the sticky wicket.

Couldn't have said it better! Wonder what they're next move will be, to stave off the inevitable.

[JuJuBee]

For most of us, 30 million dollars would be a princely sum, enough to provide a lovely home, nice cars, clothing, vacations and a life free from worry. For someone like Jolie, who lives life in highest luxury, 30 million dollars will not keep a personal jet on call, or for that matter provide first class seats on a commercial liner on a weekly basis. An estate in France? No. The big staff? No. Most of all, it will curtail her large donations to charity which somehow always get reported through some kind third party who wants the world to know how giving she really is. Brad, of course, pays for at least half of everything, but his Plan B has taken some huge hits, and his career is not exactly skyrocketing. He has had films which gain good reviews from a small group of film critics, only to fade into weak box office turnout. They have spent money like pashas on foolish indulgences. They are now well beyond the box office idol age, their looks have declined precipitously, their acting ability has proven to be less than top drawer and they have shunned Hollywood as beneath them while they went about lecturing the world on ...everything.

Quite the sticky wicket.

Indeed! Great post. The Ho is burning through her money with the billionaire lifestyle she leads. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. In five years, will we see her on QVC hawking a cosmetics line or ugly nude pumps to the despised masses? Maybe some schmattas and capri pants for the gal on the go?

[Bucephalus]

For most of us, 30 million dollars would be a princely sum, enough to provide a lovely home, nice cars, clothing, vacations and a life free from worry. For someone like Jolie, who lives life in highest luxury, 30 million dollars will not keep a personal jet on call, or for that matter provide first class seats on a commercial liner on a weekly basis. An estate in France? No. The big staff? No. Most of all, it will curtail her large donations to charity which somehow always get reported through some kind third party who wants the world to know how giving she really is. Brad, of course, pays for at least half of everything, but his Plan B has taken some huge hits, and his career is not exactly skyrocketing. He has had films which gain good reviews from a small group of film critics, only to fade into weak box office turnout. They have spent money like pashas on foolish indulgences. They are now well beyond the box office idol age, their looks have declined precipitously, their acting ability has proven to be less than top drawer and they have shunned Hollywood as beneath them while they went about lecturing the world on ...everything.

Quite the sticky wicket.

Indeed! Great post. The Ho is burning through her money with the billionaire lifestyle she leads. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. In five years, will we see her on QVC hawking a cosmetics line or ugly nude pumps to the despised masses? Maybe some schmattas and capri pants for the gal on the go?

Nude patent BirkieHeels! For the hot earth mother.

NeutralNits, for the pretentious mother-on-the-PR hunt, a full line of wrinkle free knits
that keep you looking above it all for under a grand.

PseudoTomes, the impressive looking waterproof, kid proof book covers that make everyone think you're reading Tolstoy when it's really Halperin!

Shiitiot, the extra large baby wipes to deal with Daddy sized messes! Don't get caught, get Shiitiot!

[JuJuBee]

For most of us, 30 million dollars would be a princely sum, enough to provide a lovely home, nice cars, clothing, vacations and a life free from worry. For someone like Jolie, who lives life in highest luxury, 30 million dollars will not keep a personal jet on call, or for that matter provide first class seats on a commercial liner on a weekly basis. An estate in France? No. The big staff? No. Most of all, it will curtail her large donations to charity which somehow always get reported through some kind third party who wants the world to know how giving she really is. Brad, of course, pays for at least half of everything, but his Plan B has taken some huge hits, and his career is not exactly skyrocketing. He has had films which gain good reviews from a small group of film critics, only to fade into weak box office turnout. They have spent money like pashas on foolish indulgences. They are now well beyond the box office idol age, their looks have declined precipitously, their acting ability has proven to be less than top drawer and they have shunned Hollywood as beneath them while they went about lecturing the world on ...everything.

Quite the sticky wicket.

Indeed! Great post. The Ho is burning through her money with the billionaire lifestyle she leads. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. In five years, will we see her on QVC hawking a cosmetics line or ugly nude pumps to the despised masses? Maybe some schmattas and capri pants for the gal on the go?

Nude patent BirkieHeels! For the hot earth mother.

NeutralNits, for the pretentious mother-on-the-PR hunt, a full line of wrinkle free knits
that keep you looking above it all for under a grand.

PseudoTomes, the impressive looking waterproof, kid proof book covers that make everyone think you're reading Tolstoy when it's really Halperin!

Shiitiot, the extra large baby wipes to deal with Daddy sized messes! Don't get caught, get Shiitiot!

If the Ho plays her cards right, she could be the next Suzanne Somers.

[MYGUEST]

For most of us, 30 million dollars would be a princely sum, enough to provide a lovely home, nice cars, clothing, vacations and a life free from worry. For someone like Jolie, who lives life in highest luxury, 30 million dollars will not keep a personal jet on call, or for that matter provide first class seats on a commercial liner on a weekly basis. An estate in France? No. The big staff? No. Most of all, it will curtail her large donations to charity which somehow always get reported through some kind third party who wants the world to know how giving she really is. Brad, of course, pays for at least half of everything, but his Plan B has taken some huge hits, and his career is not exactly skyrocketing. He has had films which gain good reviews from a small group of film critics, only to fade into weak box office turnout. They have spent money like pashas on foolish indulgences. They are now well beyond the box office idol age, their looks have declined precipitously, their acting ability has proven to be less than top drawer and they have shunned Hollywood as beneath them while they went about lecturing the world on ...everything.

Quite the sticky wicket.

This is why that supposed KING of Hollywood, is now shilling perfume....accepting bit parts, and ANY other roles he can latch onto in other peoples movies..and of course, doing their "side business" to keep them afloat financially. Not only did she suck the hot out of Brad, she's sucking his investment portfolio dry as well. As they say in Hollywood, you're only as good as your last movie. His last 2 movies didn't even bring bank. We won't talk about HER last joke of a movie...as it didn't bring bank either. So there ya go.

[Bucephalus]

For most of us, 30 million dollars would be a princely sum, enough to provide a lovely home, nice cars, clothing, vacations and a life free from worry. For someone like Jolie, who lives life in highest luxury, 30 million dollars will not keep a personal jet on call, or for that matter provide first class seats on a commercial liner on a weekly basis. An estate in France? No. The big staff? No. Most of all, it will curtail her large donations to charity which somehow always get reported through some kind third party who wants the world to know how giving she really is. Brad, of course, pays for at least half of everything, but his Plan B has taken some huge hits, and his career is not exactly skyrocketing. He has had films which gain good reviews from a small group of film critics, only to fade into weak box office turnout. They have spent money like pashas on foolish indulgences. They are now well beyond the box office idol age, their looks have declined precipitously, their acting ability has proven to be less than top drawer and they have shunned Hollywood as beneath them while they went about lecturing the world on ...everything.

Quite the sticky wicket.

Indeed! Great post. The Ho is burning through her money with the billionaire lifestyle she leads. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. In five years, will we see her on QVC hawking a cosmetics line or ugly nude pumps to the despised masses? Maybe some schmattas and capri pants for the gal on the go?

Nude patent BirkieHeels! For the hot earth mother.

NeutralNits, for the pretentious mother-on-the-PR hunt, a full line of wrinkle free knits
that keep you looking above it all for under a grand.

PseudoTomes, the impressive looking waterproof, kid proof book covers that make everyone think you're reading Tolstoy when it's really Halperin!

Shiitiot, the extra large baby wipes to deal with Daddy sized messes! Don't get caught, get Shiitiot!

If the Ho plays her cards right, she could be the next Suzanne Somers.

Not unless she steals Alan and has a personality implant.

[Guest]

Link? Her net worth? Or are you mistaking that for her gross last year alone?

Net worth 120 million on her own. With Brad closer to 270 million.

http://www.therichest.org/entertainment ... net-worth/

[Guest]

Link? Her net worth? Or are you mistaking that for her gross last year alone?

Net worth 120 million on her own. With Brad closer to 270 million.

http://www.therichest.org/entertainment ... net-worth/

Pfft, I could maybe believe they had that in assets- all their houses and Brads ugly art pieces, but that much money in the bank? NO WAY.

[Guest]

Link? Her net worth? Or are you mistaking that for her gross last year alone?

Net worth 120 million on her own. With Brad closer to 270 million.

http://www.therichest.org/entertainment ... net-worth/

Pfft, I could maybe believe they had that in assets- all their houses and Brads ugly art pieces, but that much money in the bank? NO WAY.

No one with real money has it "in the bank." LOL! Brad has enough money that he can probably live off his investments for the rest of his life. He has made huge sums of money from his film percentages (MAMS - with a total gross of $870 million, Oceans, Troy). That money keeps on making money. Big money generates even bigger returns. Of course, no one knows exactly what anyone has but Jolie has also received percentages of gross on some nice money makers like Wanted, Salt, and Kung Fu Panda. The studios pay for a lot of their living expenses when they travel for work.

Jolie was making substantial donations to various causes when she wasn't making as much as she is today. She started and funded a foundation with her mother to provide assistance to Native American communities in health, employment training and health care.

This is a silly fantasy that these people are running out of money.

[JuJuBee]

It's a silly fantasy that the Brand are humanitarians. It's all a scam. They launder funds through their foundation to avoid paying taxes and to use it for personal expenses. They give miniscule quantities to real charities. They never miss a chance to publicize how "generous" they are.

Apparently loons have never heard of supposedly wealthy people, including billionaires, go broke.