I don't mean to belittle the DM but Jolie ALWAYS needs constant touchups on the set of every movie she is in.
She has her very own vein wrangler employed to take care of that wormy appendage that has taken up residence on her fivehead, ffs.
Before TT started filming we saw a candid pap shot of her and her face was folding on itself on both sides of her face from mid nose to corner of mouth. She had GILLS. She had eyebags and a zillion of the old papery skin wrinkles under her eyes. During filming it looked like they had heavy makeup piled on her face to make it appear smooth, which no doubt contributed to the many critics saying that she looked like an expressionless wooden cadaver. I think if she would have made any expression that shitt would have slid right off her face hitting her feet with a thud.
Of course she needs constant touchups!!! She is prematurely aged and a bony skeleton with a skull face and her past surgical implants are starting to poke out in weird ways.
DM I find your stories always entertaining but for any future news flashes you might let us know when that old crypt keeper is able to anything at all on her own without someone pulling strings or a man carrying her old flat ass.