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She will never escape from her own leg...

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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby Guest » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:49 am

That is the GROSSEST elbow I have ever seen.
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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby Mac and P » Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:26 am

kittypurry wrote:
Mac and P wrote:Hey wasn't there a recent (like today) blind item about an A lister whose partner was out and about but she was laying low because she had a boob job?


There you go Mac & P:


Re: Seriously....what is going on?
by bob again 2278999 » Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:21 am

There is a blind item posted at cdan:
Blind Item #1 - Easy Easy
What A+ list movie actress was MIA for about a month while her partner was everywhere because our actress had a <A HREF='http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/catalog/default.php/cPath/23_257' target='_blank'>breast</A> enlargement and lift. She said that she didn't like looking at herself naked any longer and wanted to fix it and is planning to take it off in an upcoming movie. She has said before she was going to wait until she was finished having kids. No more kids?
Everyone is guessing aj. lol code-getityu many
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Thank you so much KP! Her boobs do look huge- it is so funny to me that she gets a bood job and then goes and visits refugees post op! Again, thanks for finding the link, you are a jewel!
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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby Guest » Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:30 am

Guest wrote:That is the GROSSEST elbow I have ever seen.

She is like the Twilight Zone. A grinning set of teeth on her elbow and the face on her knee.
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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby Guest » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:22 pm

It won't be long before Star or NE, etc will do one of those articles that Angelina Jolie needs help with her 'anorexia' instead of calling attention to her PUPILS X3, they will show the elbow and the crazy knee photos and ask the question, 'what the heck is going on with her body?' They may not go so far as to speculate on the drugs and alcohol but they will show those deformities that are popping out all over her body in one of those concerned but definitely snickering articles. JMO, the only thing that keeps Angelina Jolie from being a LiLo or Amanda Bynes falling down or driving intoxicated by who knows what, is that Angelina has a whole brigade of nurses and body guards and chauffers that cushion her and protect her from being exposed as being in the same predicament that the other, younger celebs.

Those 2012 awards this year with her stepford hand clutching while Pitt gestured all over during the SAGS RC and her snapping at him and do the squatting leg thrusts with the grande sweeping the skirt aside gestures were not the actions of a sober person. Then there was the bottle of grey goose under the table right next to her leg, while I think that alcohol is the least of her addiction problems, they all add up to one fine mess that so far she has been able to keep kind of quiet. But if those undoctored photos keep getting out, it won't be for long that her secrets are hidden.
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Postby Faery » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:41 pm

^^^ Makes me wonder how long she will continue to be an asset worthy of being protected.
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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby Guest » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:44 pm

With all her problems, it's all the more she'll be clinging onto Pitt to his grave. He's the perfect spineless pussy to go along with it. He knows he's made his bed and it's going to be his death bed.
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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby Guest » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:58 pm

Guest wrote:With all her problems, it's all the more she'll be clinging onto Pitt to his grave. He's the perfect spineless pussy to go along with it. He knows he's made his bed and it's going to be his death bed.


Agreed. Jolie can't escape her leg, and Pitt can't escape the mistake of hooking up with the town pump.
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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby Guest » Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:43 am

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:With all her problems, it's all the more she'll be clinging onto Pitt to his grave. He's the perfect spineless pussy to go along with it. He knows he's made his bed and it's going to be his death bed.


Agreed. Jolie can't escape her leg, and Pitt can't escape the mistake of hooking up with the town pump.

He probably didn't care about the town pump thing because the media wasn't making a big deal out of her wh0reishness and had been touting her surgeries as the best or most beautiful but now she looks and dresses like Charon hunting for some coin, she is hurting HIS image big time. Jolie looks horrible and it can't be hidden or made excuses for any longer. The public has learned that 'anorexia' just means heroin addiction and her pics can't be photoshopped to make her look decent any longer. And then there is her clothes. Is that some blackmail or what? Why's she wearing those shrouds? No matter what, Pitt's woman looks like shitt left cold and dried out and makes him look like one sorry loser who in the land of make believe and miracles is stuck with an old stick with lips.
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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby Guest » Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:19 pm

LMAO Charon hunting for a coin!!!! Gawd the one liners on this site, NOW THIS IS WHAT KEEPS ME COMING BACK. :D
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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby Guest » Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:39 pm

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Guest wrote:With all her problems, it's all the more she'll be clinging onto Pitt to his grave. He's the perfect spineless pussy to go along with it. He knows he's made his bed and it's going to be his death bed.


Agreed. Jolie can't escape her leg, and Pitt can't escape the mistake of hooking up with the town pump.


I love it, Guest. :clap: :clap:

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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby JuJuBee » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:01 pm

Agreed, "Charon hunting for a coin" perfectly describes Skeletor in her black shrouds, grinning maniacally. Kudos to the author!
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Postby Mac and P » Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:48 am

JuJuBee wrote:Agreed, "Charon hunting for a coin" perfectly describes Skeletor in her black shrouds, grinning maniacally. Kudos to the author!




That is perfect!
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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby Guest » Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:37 am

Mac and P wrote:
JuJuBee wrote:Agreed, "Charon hunting for a coin" perfectly describes Skeletor in her black shrouds, grinning maniacally. Kudos to the author!




That is perfect!

Thanks....She DOES always have that claw out! She always reminds me now of Charon or Voldemort or a Dementor.

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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby Mac and P » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:11 pm

She should stick to her snuggies.
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Re: She will never escape from her own leg...

Postby misskitty » Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:27 pm

Guest wrote:Thanks....She DOES always have that claw out! She always reminds me now of Charon or Voldemort or a Dementor.

...FallingRocks...nsi


O we must have this pic here too...

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