'UNPOPULAR' Jolie only has James for fake Maid of Honour

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By Rebecca Merriman On September 18, 2012
'Unpopular' Angelina Jolie Picks Brother James As Maid Of Honour For Brad Pitt Wedding

Actress doesn't have any girlfriends!
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A source told Heat mag: "James was thrilled to accept his little sister's offer," "Angie has always related to men better than women."

It's been well documented that Ang isn't exactly popular with her fellow females, claiming in a 2010 interview with Marie Claire: “Well, I have a few girlfriends, I just … I stay at home a lot,” ”I’m just not very social. I don’t do a lot with them, and I’m very homebound.”

The couple are known to be close and turned up the ick factor at the 2000 Oscars where they kissed on the mouth on the red carpet – Ewh!

While there has been constant rumours about the wedding date, with speculation it was going to be earlier this summer, it seems the couple are taking a laid back approach to their nuptials.

Well, as it took seven years to get engaged we wouldn't be surprised if the laidback couple took a while to actually get hitched.

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Wow, this is desperate. James Haven as maid of honor. LOL

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"As well as growing up with James, she bonded more with the jocks than the cheerleaders in high school," the source continued.

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This is so creepy weird.

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LAWD A 'MIGHTY !

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When the officiator says, "You may now kiss the bride", is that James Haven cue to go in there for the big one?

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Wait a minute, I thought James was going to perform the ceremony because he is an ordained minister? One would think that would be a more important role. Oh well, it's just an intimate promise ceremony and someone else has to hold her dress up on her special day.

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Wait a minute, I thought James was going to perform the ceremony because he is an ordained minister? One would think that would be a more important role. Oh well, it's just an intimate promise ceremony and someone else has to hold her dress up on her special day.

You just know he already tried on her veil.

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Wait a minute, I thought James was going to perform the ceremony because he is an ordained minister? One would think that would be a more important role. Oh well, it's just an intimate promise ceremony and someone else has to hold her dress up on her special day.

You just know he already tried on her veil.

They are so close, James should be able to wear a pretty dress too. Brad can pick his favorite to wear. It will be such a funny joke because they are all so humorous. Then the magazines will be trying to outbid each other for the threesome pictures. Those wacky kids. Everyone will get them then.

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"As well as growing up with James, she bonded more with the jocks than the cheerleaders in high school," the source continued.

Because teenagers, as well as the rest of society can only be defined in Jolie's head by simple stereotypes.

This will be her third marriage & his second. Wouldn't it be a bit of a joke for them to have a traditional wedding (especially since they've both publicly knocked marriage and said it's nothing more than a piece of paper)? So there hardly seems a need for a "maid of honor". But if it does come down to that and James isn't up for it, I'm sure she'll have Shiloh stepping in as John.

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What happened to Holly? Can she not afford to pay her to be her friend any more?

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"As well as growing up with James, she bonded more with the jocks than the cheerleaders in high school," the source continued.

Translation: Jolie would put out with the jocks when their girlfriends wouldn't and f*d the highschool football team. The cheerleaders though she was a wh*re and a skank and avoided her like the plague.