I think the number your husband meant to dial was 606006 but I think he dialled was actually 600606 .... He got through to Albert who lives on Dock Road. That call was the 325th before 11am he had had thinking he was Royal Mail - He played along to humour your hubby but eventually got bored and just wanted ya hubby to hang up.
I recall getting a call once --- Our number used to end 811813.......not a lot different from the local Real Estate office.... my words are small script ....the customers are large ( and she was shouting lol )
It rang about 7pm I had just got in from work it had been a bad day, several cancellations and complaints you all know those days grrrr.
Ring ring ....ring ring... Ring ring... Hi 811813 Adam here..
NEVER MIND 811813 WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
I beg ya pardon madam
YOU CHEEKY SOD YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD BE ROUND 5.30PM
Im sorry why did you expect me at 5.30pm I only accept appointments in the shop unless of course you have mobillity problems
YOU WILL HAVE MOBILLITY PROBLEMS IF I GET HOLD OF YOU !!!!!!
Im sorry if you were expecting me. Why on earth would you think tha.......BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD BE
I HAVE WAITED IN ALL DAY FOR YOU AND YOU DIDNT EVEN CALL
Look Im really sorry if you expected me to call round your house I guess I must have given you the wrong idea in the shop when you called. can I ask where you are looking to go? Europe, America, The Far East?
ARE YOU MAD - I NEED YOU TO SELL MY HOUSE FIRST - AND EVEN THEN WHY WOULD I WANT TO MOVE TO EUROPE OR AMER.....Can I stop you?
WHEN ARE YOU COMI...........Madam you think this is Marvins Estate Agents dont you?
...........AHHHH I SEE SO YOUR TRYING TO FOB ME OFF !!!!! OK WHATS YOUR NAME IM GOING TO YOUR HEAD OFFICE ABOUT THIS.
Madam I am a travel agent I have just got home from work, I am very tired and I think you have the wrong number, it happens a lot - the number you require is 811818... I KNOW WHO YOU ARE I RECOGNISE YOUR VOICE GRRRRRR DONT TELL ME WYHAT THIS NUMBER IS - DO YOU THINK I CANT COUNT?
Ok Madam I will be round at 10.30am tomorrow if thats ok with you and I apologise for the deception and inconvenience caused...
( there comes a point when you have to give in ) I would love to been a fly on the wall in Marvins at 10.35 the next day
Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
By the way the image on the avatar is not me